The Great Antoni

How long will it take him to grow a moustache that he can twirl? Or better yet, there must be enough life left in THAT wig to make a twirl able moustache.

Years ago there was a funny thread about Brucies toupee going missing. Anyone remember what it was called ?

Seriously, you're all traumatising me! can we stop talking about Anton going big? The mental images are horrific, horrific I tell you. I keep going from red romper suit to speedos and back again, with Anton thrusting his todger at the camera like Theophilus P Wildebeest.

I'm going to watch a nice bland teapot and hammy candelabra mooch round Georgia & Giovanni, that will lull me into a nice place, clear any traumatised thoughts and then even better, I'll have forgotten that one in 5 minutes again, just like I always do

So you don't want to remember that episode of ITT, back in the old days, when he was voted to do the Saturday Night Fever dance in his black shirt open to the waist?

I need your address please, so my therapist can send the bill.

Seriously, who are these women who think Anton is a sex God? My mum is in her 70s and lived through swinging 60s London, her idea of a good night out would be shagging Mick Jagger (not mine) not watching Anton getting all of his ugly bits out.

Is it because he's safe? Or is everyone being ironic? But honestly my 75 year old dad is cooler than Anton could ever dream of being. I don't think my dad has ever worn a cardi in his life.

Yes to twiglets, and yes even more to toast or crumpets slathered in Marmite.... With a hot cup of milky chai.

Thank you! It was very pervasive that advert, I think!

this could be epic for all the wrong reasons!

WHAT have I started with my reference?!!

Cardi's are now fashionable Alli

I swear even Luther was wearing one last night AND he looked good in it.

I don't know who actually fancies Anton,

Other than the brief evidence of little Anton a while ago I have always thought he were asexual, like a Ken doll.

I don't want to ever be proved wrong

I fear Anton will go big but Katie will stumble her way through his ambitious choreo, with him literally heaving her into place as was so obvious on Saturday.. Think the gap between Katie and the other 3 will be ever more apparent. If 2 dances floored her last week what will 3 do??? The GGs should go fast and furious, Ourleona should sail as close to the edge as humanly possible, and KKs will chuck every last household implement at oom PAH PAH mark 2...

Is Luther worth watching?

Not when Harry wears them apparently

And Idris Elba would look cool in a bin bag and string

Wondering if Monkseal will refer to Anton as 'Old Spice' in his recap this week?

MY FAVOURITE TV SERIES EVER and I really am shouting.

You need to watch it from the start as it has a lot of recurring themes, but absolutely loved it. It's very dark and Alice Morgan is the best character ever. I'd highly recommend it even if you just stare at Idris for hours.

What's the string for?

Why would anyone want to watch someone exfoliating in the shower?

Oh wait, thought you said.....

Hold the bin bag on natch

I went to a fancy dress as a punk once dressed in a bin bag with green hair. Not my finest hour, turns out you sweat like Giovanni after a jive and someone grabbed my shoulder to talk to me and the bag came away in their hand, not my finest hour

Anton, non? Since Gleb (and Anita) were evicted last week, we're short of a couple that's more about the pro than the celeb. It's not Katie who has reached the final, it's Antonius (with Katie for decoration).

My mum Mind you, she also has a bit of a thing for Gordon Brown (yes, THAT Gordon Brown) so I'm not entirely sure her opinion counts

Dunno what that says about your dad

Your mum is definitely more of a horlicks drinker than an "all that messy business" lover, I feel

This is why I love my mum Her taste runs more to:

- Artem (her favourite dancer by a mile, she wants to trade Gleb back to the US for him)
- Alex O'Loughlin as Steve McGarrett in Hawaii 5-0
- Tom Mison as Ichabod Crane in Sleepy Hollow

It's nice not to have to be embarrassed by your parents taste in TV talent

Wow. I had a thing for Sarkozy and I am ashamed, but Gordon Brown!?!?

Well, he was Scottish

Much like her youngest daughter (that would be me ) her tastes can be very strange and completely inexplicable to other people

I am in the correct age bracket to like Anton but really don't. He gets on my nerves.

Me too - in the same way a pesky younger brother would if I had one - or a dog that won't shut up barking.

Mine loves Alex too.

She's a massive perv, it's a good thing I'm nothing like her then 😇😇😇😂