Originally Posted by Elsa:
“That's yet to be seen
Maybe Kevin will give us that nervous breakdown we lost out on when Helen left
”
“That's yet to be seen

Maybe Kevin will give us that nervous breakdown we lost out on when Helen left
”
Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."
Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.




”

; I am sad that this is all over 

