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Old 19-12-2015, 07:33
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That's yet to be seen



Maybe Kevin will give us that nervous breakdown we lost out on when Helen left
Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."

Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:36
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Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."

Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.
I want you as a new scriptwriter for Strictly!

We know how James Jordan feels - but is there much comeraderie between Anton and the Clifton clique?
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:38
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Coppertop is going to come in and slap you all again 🙄

We don't want good. We want crap, overblown, underwhelming, Gleb specials and Bacofoil. Ugh...good...meh!
Rest assured we'll get crap and overblown with KK. The footwork alone looks like they should be wearing clown shoes... Can't see it as being anything other than hideously OTT...
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:42
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No idea but it can make you blind which isn't a good idea on a day you want to watch a TV programme!

It is also illegal!
It used to be sold in bars but with a limit of only 2 shots per person, but that was years ago
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:49
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I want you as a new scriptwriter for Strictly!

We know how James Jordan feels - but is there much comeraderie between Anton and the Clifton clique?
I have no idea of their canonical relationship but in my head Kevin is to Anton as Colin Creevey is to Harry Potter, while Anton is simultaneously Draco Malfoy approving of Joanne as a Propah Ballroom Dancer and regretting the loss of Kevin to the cause after his marriage to the Mudblood goat wrangler with her impure dance ways.
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:54
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I have no idea of their canonical relationship but in my head Kevin is to Anton as Colin Creevey is to Harry Potter, while Anton is simultaneously Draco Malfoy approving of Joanne as a Propah Ballroom Dancer and regretting the loss of Kevin to the cause after his marriage to the Mudblood goat wrangler with her impure dance ways.


I want to understand the analogy, but I've never seen or read Harry Potter

Anton & Aliona seemed really close on ITT last night though. It struck me as a bit random, I don't know why, there's only 15 of them, but they were cosy & lovely.
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Old 19-12-2015, 07:55
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Unappreciating the end of the series ; I am sad that this is all over . I tremendously enjoyed this year; Such a great cast , with lovely people and great camaraderie. I think that they helped made this series one of the best ever.

Yes, yes we always hear that it's " a big strictly family " but this year they all seem so close than in recent years. I loved that.
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:04
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Always "amayzed" that someone of 24 comes across like a 12 year old. My nieces of that age come across as positively jaded and world weary by comparison... Only Gio saves that partnership for me and it's not enough to get me to vote for them...
i feel much this way about jay, who always looks slightly dazed, like a IVth former who has spent too many hours on his play station. and the sqeaky voice.
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:06
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Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."

Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.
Will pay money to make this happen
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:08
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Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."

Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:14
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Oh, yes, I forgot in which thread I was.

Part of me is really missing the chance to see Anita and Glebs show dance. But then I remember that they already gifted it to us last week.
And I do like Anita much more out of strictly, and can just lust over Gleb.
Now that's a tast I find very hard to cultivate
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:17
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No idea but it can make you blind which isn't a good idea on a day you want to watch a TV programme!

It is also illegal!
OOOH, bring it on!
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:20
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I hope Natalie is too, I couldn't bear to see her lumbered with that sexist oaf

I did get a good laugh out of tonight's ITT, during that section where the celebs had to talk about where they'd end up (editing was very mixed up during that) and PP asked would he get to Blackpool, only for them to cut to one of the worst dances of the series, with his tongue hanging out like a thirsty spaniel. Just sheer bliss.

Also noticed during that VT that Georgia's teeth were blindingly glow-in-the-dark at the beginning. Glad she hasn't had that whitening renewed!
ITT has a different Producer from the main show - and it shows - think it often sends up the main show.

On occasion ITT gently sends up the Pros and the Celebrities too.
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:20
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i feel much this way about jay, who always looks slightly dazed, like a IVth former who has spent too many hours on his play station. and the sqeaky voice.
You've got it bad, havent' you
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:22
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Kevin will slump in an exhausted (if tiny) heap of fake tan and defeat while Anton rampages round the studio yelling "you think you've got it bad, Clifton? Do you? DO YOU?? Ten effing years I've been at it. Ten years of Widdy and Garroway and Judymoo's effing Dalmations for one measly effing final? You don't know you're effing born!" before noticing the cameras are still rolling and forcing out one last rictus "har har marvell...ahh, **** it."

Meanwhile Georgia sobs in the corner while Kellie rips strips off her dress to dry her endless tears for her (because let's face it that would still be an improvement on whatever War Drobe cobbled together for her) and in the melée Jay and Aliona saunter over, coolly lift the glitterball, casually beckon to Katie to join them out on the lash and stroll off to go and find all their overy-voting fans so that Jay can thank them. Did I say thank them? I meant shag them.
😂😂😂 utterly perfect senario - whatever happens - this is my ending 😂 I shall ensure I'm drunk enough to play it out in my head! (I'll leave the shagging Jay for the youngsters)
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:22
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I have no idea of their canonical relationship but in my head Kevin is to Anton as Colin Creevey is to Harry Potter, while Anton is simultaneously Draco Malfoy approving of Joanne as a Propah Ballroom Dancer and regretting the loss of Kevin to the cause after his marriage to the Mudblood goat wrangler with her impure dance ways.
This might just be my fave SCD analogy ever
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:32
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Always "amayzed" that someone of 24 comes across like a 12 year old. My nieces of that age come across as positively jaded and world weary by comparison... Only Gio saves that partnership for me and it's not enough to get me to vote for them...
Good job my husband hogs the buttons, I swear I could chuck it straight at the screen when she starts effing blubbering 😢😢 Most annoying SCD celeb EVER! Grrrr
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:39
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Stomps in , have you lot been appreciating again

Though seriously I actually wouldn't mind, in theory, who were to win.


This always supposing Georgia doesn't tell us how amazing everything has been 20 times before the 2nd dance

Anton, doesn't do Harhar marvellous 10 times before the second dance

And Both Kellie and Kevin never speak before their win.


I find I actually probably would mind a K and K win, I shouldn't because she works hard, I just don't like watching her or Kevin dance. She's ungainly and an hoofer not a first dancer. Just like Kevin is not as good as his sister. I would mind, a fair bit.

Which is surprising as Katie isn't really a great dancer but I prefer watching some of her dances more than Kellies
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:42
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I have no idea of their canonical relationship but in my head Kevin is to Anton as Colin Creevey is to Harry Potter, while Anton is simultaneously Draco Malfoy approving of Joanne as a Propah Ballroom Dancer and regretting the loss of Kevin to the cause after his marriage to the Mudblood goat wrangler with her impure dance ways.
Genius!

I want to understand the analogy, but I've never seen or read Harry Potter
It's far too complicated to explain, but trust me, it's genius!
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:43
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I have no idea of their canonical relationship but in my head Kevin is to Anton as Colin Creevey is to Harry Potter, while Anton is simultaneously Draco Malfoy approving of Joanne as a Propah Ballroom Dancer and regretting the loss of Kevin to the cause after his marriage to the Mudblood goat wrangler with her impure dance ways.
I want to understand the analogy, but I've never seen or read Harry Potter

Anton & Aliona seemed really close on ITT last night though. It struck me as a bit random, I don't know why, there's only 15 of them, but they were cosy & lovely.
Haha!

Spoiler


I've avoided ITT all week as I want to be surprised by how good, bad or indifferent the dances are tonight. I'm hoping for total Kevin or Anton meltdown.

Do you think if Tony doesn't win he'll be phoning Erin for a plane ticket?

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Old 19-12-2015, 08:50
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Stomps in , have you lot been appreciating again
I'm not one to be a grass, copper, but yes they have!!! They've gone all lovey dovey on us.
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:51
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I'm not one to be a grass, copper, but yes they have!!! They've gone all lovey dovey on us.
Miss, he's telling on us!!!
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Old 19-12-2015, 08:56
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Just a thought on Jay's great jive, IF he had not done this dance would he be so far out in the lead. All fans have talked about 'that jive', has he made a mistake not including it???
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Old 19-12-2015, 09:04
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Wonders in again, thanks shep


........... Also wonders when she was appointed thread monitor........

Is it cos I am 😱 only really a moderate Jay appreciator, like him , love him when dances. Goes back to liking him otherwise.

I just don't do all out appreciation, always shades of grey for me, so I tend to find all out appreciation a bit nauseating really. Sorry.
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Old 19-12-2015, 09:14
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I'm not one to be a grass, copper, but yes they have!!! They've gone all lovey dovey on us.
When I was at primary school (in the early 70s) this would have been met with a chorus of "tell-tale tit! tell-tale tit!"

Jus' sayin'.....
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