This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23

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Penny Crayon

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Methinks the Madely doth protest too much.”

I don't think he'd do it. He knows all about how harsh the criticism is on reality shows - he was really gutted when his daughter was pulled apart on DOI. I think he has the good sense to avoid (once bitten twice shy) - his pride couldn't stand it.

wazzyboy

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“I don't think he'd do it. He knows all about how harsh the criticism is on reality shows - he was really gutted when his daughter was pulled apart on DOI. I think he has the good sense to avoid (once bitten twice shy) - his pride couldn't stand it.”

He still gets stick for his "trolley dash" in Tesco in Didsbury to this day

Warning: this link is crude, rude and lewd

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Madeley

Penny Crayon

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by wazzyboy:
“He still gets stick for his "trolley dash" in Tesco in Didsbury to this day

Warning: this link is crude, rude and lewd

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Madeley”

Yes we often joke about having a 'Madely moment' when we're out shopping

Wouldn't dare really but - you have to admire his front.

choucroute

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by primer:
“really... i'm just helping to keep the thread on track by pointing out most of the breathless appreciation going on here is largely imaginary... will of steel, heroic refusal to dance his jive, layers so deep and subtle than they can't be perceived except by cats or bats, or writers of lurid slash/ fan fiction

i'm happy to call him the delivery boy. he delivers a perfectly competent parcel around the floor, and occasionally (eg charleston) looks like he hasn't spent the entire time wondering the height to weight ratio of getting it over the back fence without breaking it. which is very thoughtful of him. i imagine he delivers the scouts promise before every dance.”

Thanks for this non-appreciation, I'd thought I was in the wrong thread.

LukaForever

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“That's enough about my gooseberries thank you very much.”

Move on to raspberries then?

Lindy_Loue

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by choucroute:
“Thanks for this non-appreciation, I'd thought I was in the wrong thread.”

Even as a fan, I have to admit I laughed at this....can just imagine Jay determinedly steering Aliona from one end of the dance floor to the other, fervently hoping she doesn't break

coppertop1

19-12-2015

This thread us suddenly very err lacy ......

Am I missing anything good ?

Alli-F

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“This thread us suddenly very err lacy ......

Am I missing anything good ?”

Nope 😜😜😜

Agent Krycek

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Rednell:
“I love the DS thread calling him St Francis and one of Jesus' disciples. I do like him, he's great, but it does seem to be geared towards Mark.

Being held next week, as well. ”

I think it will be Mark, but I love Danilo and his sad little face

He won't do it, but I would rather like Madley to do it, he'd take it oh so very seriously, dad dance to the extreme and massive potential to get one of those dances that's talked of for years to come for all the wrong reasons

LukaForever

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“I think it will be Mark, but I love Danilo and his sad little face

He won't do it, but I would rather like Madley to do it, he'd take it oh so very seriously, dad dance to the extreme and massive potential to get one of those dances that's talked of for years to come for all the wrong reasons ”

You mean a true bacofoil

Agent Krycek

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by LukaForever:
“You mean a true bacofoil ”

Absolutely, just think about the possibility of a Madley Samba, just think

Alli-F

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by LukaForever:
“You mean a true bacofoil ”

What is it about him that misses the mark so ridiculously? He's obviously got a sense of humour, but he always misjudges it so spectacularly and then the added level of pompous just makes him unbearable.

I never thought I'd enjoy Eamonn Holmes on ITT more than Richard Madeley 😱😱😱

What's going on in the world where even my levels of PP loathing are at "meh...I can't be bothered"?

LukaForever

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Absolutely, just think about the possibility of a Madley Samba, just think ”

Eeek! I think I might have to take some of that Metoclopramide myself...helps with nausea. *has a glug*
Now while I'm thinking about it, I'd probably hide behind the sofa for his AT and as for a Rumba...

LukaForever

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“This thread us suddenly very err lacy ......

Am I missing anything good ?”

...you mean little shreds held together by lots of holes?...

Gill P

19-12-2015

Richard Madeley reminds me of Tony Blair!

smude

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“This thread us suddenly very err lacy ......

Am I missing anything good ?”

Everybody is Christmas shopping.

aggs

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Absolutely, just think about the possibility of a Madley Samba, just think ”

Hello ducky x1000

perdiedumpling

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by aggs:
“Hello ducky x1000 ”

... dead thread.

memmh

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Absolutely, just think about the possibility of a Madley Samba, just think ”

What about a Madeley rumba? I think I'd need to hide behind the sofa for that one - and I've only ever done that for Doctor Who when I was a kid!

Monaogg

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by memmh:
“What about a Madeley rumba? I think I'd need to hide behind the sofa for that one - and I've only ever done that for Doctor Who when I was a kid!”

Eww, brain bleach please.

Lesley H

19-12-2015

Wonder if le Madeley thinks he looks cool, edgy, or terribly trendy with the hair and stubble? To me he just looks grubby, in need of a good wash, shave and haircut.

tabithakitten

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by Lesley H:
“Wonder if le Madeley thinks he looks cool, edgy, or terribly trendy with the hair and stubble? To me he just looks grubby, in need of a good wash, shave and haircut.”

He can't grow stubble properly either. He looks like he's got slightly sticky (perish the thought) and then face planted into a dish of iron filings and desiccated coconut.

Lesley H

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“He can't grow stubble properly either. He looks like he's got slightly sticky (perish the thought) and then face planted into a dish of iron filings and desiccated coconut.”

A magnet could be entertaining with the iron filings

perdiedumpling

19-12-2015

Who are these people on Pointless Celebrities?

Rednell

19-12-2015

Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Who are these people on Pointless Celebrities?”

I have no idea.

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