Just whizzed through the 'Showdances......
J&A lacked a certain 'plume de ma tante'...
G&G...waltz till you wiltz....
K&K...do the locomotion and could the chuffer not have mown the feckers down?...
*Drum Roll*....and finally.....
Anton and Katie....WTF?!?


The tears are still running down my legs!
The bit at the end when she fell offa the dais backwards.....the flames....it was like
dico nite in Dante's Inferno
I've got bronchitis and I laughed so much I nearly had a seizure - Mr Gump was ready
to ring for the paramedics....
As they would say in France...
"Les bras m'en tombent".....
(I am stunned - literally: "my arms are falling" )
What a corker....it has made my season....