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This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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OldShep56
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
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In fact, with that in mind, I have the following advice for Len and Craig in particular (please don't click if you're offended by extreme swearing)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56R0TCJXfzQ”

LOLOL Have you ever been to see them, tabs?? SWMBO and I went to Guildford theatre to see them several years ago and they're extremely amusing ..... especially their song about cheap flights.
Everlong Girl
21-12-2015
I think the judges choices were poorly decided by them - they didn't meet any sort of set criteria such as the couple's worst dance. It seemed their reasoning was a bit odd - yes Jay's Quickstep was his lowest marked dance and Kellie's tango was her joint lowest marked dance (with her Cha-Cha-Cha) but Georgia's rumba wasn't her lowest marked dance - that was her Waltz and Katie's quickstep wasn't her lowest marked dance that was her Cha-Cha-Cha.

So what criteria were the judges going by?? Two lowest marked dances, one where the head judge made a prat out of himself for publicly humiliating the pro (most likely chosen so he could apologise) and whatever their reasons for choosing Katie's?

I think that the judges should have a set criteria for their pick.

They could choose all of the lowest scoring dances (see above) or just get rid of their pick full stop and have the couple's highest scoring dance which were performed before the quarter-finals (but only once the couple's favourite is known) - so on that basis we would have seen the following:- Jay's tango, Katie's American Smooth, Kellie's Quickstep and Georgia's American Smooth.

But I think that they should all do their week 1 dances again to truly show their development as dancers - so it would have been Kellie's tango, Georgia's jive, Jay's cha-cha-cha and Katie's jive. And as aggs pointed out below they should be re-worked to include more complex choreography.
tabithakitten
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by OldShep56:
“LOLOL Have you ever been to see them, tabs?? SWMBO and I went to Guildford theatre to see them several years ago and they're extremely amusing ..... especially their song about cheap flights.”

I have - they were fantastic. And although, yes, Cheap Flights is a masterpiece (did you know that it's gone fungal? ), I think there are others equally as good if not better.

Wonderful women, all of them. They're taking a break at the minute but if (hopes fervently) they're back touring in the not too distant future, I'll see them again.
aggs
21-12-2015
I think if they are going to do a week one dance, then it should be re-worked. Improved choreography to take account of the fact they are now 3 months' on (I've no particular wish to sit through 4 content-lite week one dances again!) which would also serve as an indicator of how much they have come on. Heck, go the whole hog and change the music as well
spider9
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“I know it's an obvious point, but with things like Anita's Cheerleader Glebathon, Helen's full West End Production Number Paso Doble, and more or less any of the Blackpool routines going on in the weeks leading up to the final, the showdances don't feel like any sort of spectacle any more. They can gob on all "NOW THAT'S A SHOWDANCE" about Kevin & Kellie doing an average Week 6 Charleston with a glittery train prop behind them, but it's still small beer compared to the big showstopper numbers that happen even in regular weeks now. Especially as the Beeb won't spring for backing dancers for the final because they're too cheap.

It's a shame that the ramping up off the spectacle has left things like this - back in the day one of my favourite showdances was basically just Julian doing the rumba in a silly hat. But they're clearly pushing the pros to try to match the nonsense the show itself is pushing on the pros earlier in the series, and with the lower budgets they're getting, they can't do it.

Put it this way - I think Jay's salsa, Katie's American Smooth and even Georgia's American Smooth from Blackpool all would have made better showdances than what we got.”

That's very true. There is also no point in banging on about 'throwing away the rulebook' for showdances if all they are going to do is moan that it wasn't a proper showdance if they don't like it
DeiseDays
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by aggs:
“I think if they are going to do a week one dance, then it should be re-worked. Improved choreography to take account of the fact they are now 3 months' on (I've no particular wish to sit through 4 content-lite week one dances again!) which would also serve as an indicator of how much they have come on. Heck, go the whole hog and change the music as well ”

What, you mean change the music to something that actually suits the dance?

Ah now, Dougal
Tejas
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“I actually quite liked the showdances this year . Like you, I don't go for liftathons. As I said yesterday, I find Jay's is a grower, Kellie's was fun (what I saw of it, our TV had a breakdown half way through), Katie's was very dramatic. I didn't like Georgia's as much - didn't like the blindfold, and found it was too... normal? Long sections in normal hold etc. But I appreciated the dancing that was going on this year, as opposed to tedious lift, lift, lift. But combining these very dancey showdances with judges choice did feel flat, very true.”

I concur. I'd rather have underwhelming showdances than something that would look more at home in a circus than a dance show... and as someone else said, all the big production at Blackpool and on the theme weeks makes the showdances look a bit 'meh'.

Its probably relevant to mention that Dancing On Ice only used additional dancers for their showdances in the final - and as a result they had so much more impact. I felt that was a far better approach.
Lesley H
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“If we're being totally frank, the judges (to a lesser or greater extent) were absolute arses for the whole of the final.

It's supposed to be a celebration of the best dancers of the series. If they could be magnanimous to the hobbit, surely it wouldn't have killed them to temper their comments with regard to Katie and Jay. But no, they had to blether on as though they'd got chronic indigestion and then sat on a bunch of holly.

In fact, with that in mind, I have the following advice for Len and Craig in particular (please don't click if you're offended by extreme swearing)...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56R0TCJXfzQ”

Great advice
Rednell
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Everlong Girl:
“I think the judges choices were poorly decided by them - they didn't meet any sort of set criteria such as the couple's worst dance. It seemed their reasoning was a bit odd - yes Jay's Quickstep was his lowest marked dance and Kellie's tango was her joint lowest marked dance (with her Cha-Cha-Cha) but Georgia's rumba wasn't her lowest marked dance - that was her Waltz and Katie's quickstep wasn't her lowest marked dance that was her Cha-Cha-Cha.

So what criteria were the judges going by?? Two lowest marked dances, one where the head judge made a prat out of himself for publicly humiliating the pro (most likely chosen so he could apologise) and whatever their reasons for choosing Katie's?

I think that the judges should have a set criteria for their pick.

They could choose all of the lowest scoring dances (see above) or just get rid of their pick full stop and have the couple's highest scoring dance which were performed before the quarter-finals (but only once the couple's favourite is known) - so on that basis we would have seen the following:- Jay's tango, Katie's American Smooth, Kellie's Quickstep and Georgia's American Smooth.

But I think that they should all do their week 1 dances again to truly show their development as dancers - so it would have been Kellie's tango, Georgia's jive, Jay's cha-cha-cha and Katie's jive. And as aggs pointed out below they should be re-worked to include more complex choreography.”

Which he didn't even do, as the choice forced Giovanni to change the choreography if he and Georgia wanted any chance of receiving a higher mark from Len. Giovanni adds a couple more basic steps, didn't make it look hugely different to the first time and suddenly he is being praised as a wonderful choreographer (I'm not slating Giovanni here, more Len's perspective.)
Muggsy
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by spider9:
“That's very true. There is also no point in banging on about 'throwing away the rulebook' for showdances if all they are going to do is moan that it wasn't a proper showdance if they don't like it ”

Yeah, the couples 'can do what they like', but they'll be moaned at by grumpy judges if it isn't what they like as well.
Tejas
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“My uninitiated comments would be that KK were over marked as a consolation prize - we all know you're not going to win but let's big you up to console you/ and create dramatic tension around the non existent possibility that Jay might not win to make the final more interesting.”

I think you're probably right on this. They all got their 'moment' the way it was done (well except Katie!) - Jay won, but Kellie was scored higher hence getting her highly dubious 'wozrobbed' moment, and Georgia got some sort of job offer.

I don't like it though - judges should just judge, and I don't feel they did that at all. Mind you, I don't feel they've done much honest judging this year at all, most weeks I've felt like hitting at least one of them with a large object for talking utter rubbish. People keep saying the show shouldn't be changed for fear of scaring away viewers, but I honestly think we NEED a new judging panel - this year they ruined the show. All IMO of course!
Rednell
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Muggsy:
“Yeah, the couples 'can do what they like', but they'll be moaned at by grumpy judges if it isn't what they like as well.”

I really don't think it would have mattered what dance he did, the judges were clearly favouring K&K.

I wouldn't have minded so much if their dances looked effortless, but they didn't. You could see how much it took out of Kevin doing the lifts. I noticed it during their AS last week, and especially during their showdance.

perdiedumpling
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Tejas:
“I concur. I'd rather have underwhelming showdances than something that would look more at home in a circus than a dance show... and as someone else said, all the big production at Blackpool and on the theme weeks makes the showdances look a bit 'meh'.

Its probably relevant to mention that Dancing On Ice only used additional dancers for their showdances in the final - and as a result they had so much more impact. I felt that was a far better approach.”

In some ways, I wish they'd ditch the showdance altogether. For me, it's got to have the worst success rate of all the dances going* and is far to easy for the judges to score down if they don't find the dance to their tastes. And yes, it's hard for a 'normal' showdance to live up to the dances with all the extra dancers.

OK, yes, I suppose the percentage of good waltz to bad waltz will be similar or what not, due to the sheer numbers. But there's been about 40, only a couple of which I've liked, and many which have been among a couple's worst dances in the series.
perdiedumpling
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Tejas:
“I think you're probably right on this. They all got their 'moment' the way it was done (well except Katie!) - Jay won, but Kellie was scored higher hence getting her highly dubious 'wozrobbed' moment, and Georgia got some sort of job offer.

I don't like it though - judges should just judge, and I don't feel they did that at all. Mind you, I don't feel they've done much honest judging this year at all, most weeks I've felt like hitting at least one of them with a large object for talking utter rubbish. People keep saying the show shouldn't be changed for fear of scaring away viewers, but I honestly think we NEED a new judging panel - this year they ruined the show. All IMO of course!”

I think all these tabloid stories about the show being fixed are right up the producers' streets. They love the extra attention (though popbitch did suggest that Simon Cowell may have had a hand in it). How better to get more attention than to have a wozrobbed in the final too?

I have no problem with Kellie getting 40 for her showdance (or at least, what I've seen of it - fun, fast if a bit gurny for my taste). Well, that's if the judges have to score the showdance at all. But for that tango? What on earth were they thinking? Monkseal pointed out that this is now one of only two tangos to have got 40. Think of all the great tangos there have been, now supposedly bettered by that.
tabithakitten
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“In some ways, I wish they'd ditch the showdance altogether. For me, it's got to have the worst success rate of all the dances going* and is far to easy for the judges to score down if they don't find the dance to their tastes. And yes, it's hard for a 'normal' showdance to live up to the dances with all the extra dancers.

OK, yes, I suppose the percentage of good waltz to bad waltz will be similar or what not, due to the sheer numbers. But there's been about 40, only a couple of which I've liked, and many which have been among a couple's worst dances in the series.”

I can see what you mean. There is build up to the showdance every year and every year most of them disappoint. At least with the "ordinary" dances, you know what you're getting.

I don't think the "redemption" dance works either. Yes, they're usually better but they're never really the "WOW" better that the judges often make them out to be.

Give it a shake up - something like (I'm improvising wildly here) -

Judges' choice - high scoring dance that the judges would like to see again (not from last two weeks).

Couples' choice - whatever they want from whenever they want (possibly with a minimum score proviso though to prevent them picking rubbish).

Couples' choice 2 - dance to rework and rechoreograph with own choice of music. Possibly with rules slightly relaxed to include one or two more lifts should the couple wish.
DeltaBlues
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by aggs:
“I think if they are going to do a week one dance, then it should be re-worked. Improved choreography to take account of the fact they are now 3 months' on (I've no particular wish to sit through 4 content-lite week one dances again!) which would also serve as an indicator of how much they have come on. Heck, go the whole hog and change the music as well ”

Or instead of any kind of "judges choice" bollix, they do the dance they haven't done yet. That may change the order of dances earlier in the series as the pros gamble on whether or not to save a potentially-dynamite dance for the final, but we'd get to see the finalists dance every dance and it would give the judges less power to manipulate things or to unlevel the playing field.
perdiedumpling
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Or instead of any kind of "judges choice" bollix, they do the dance they haven't done yet. That may change the order of dances earlier in the series as the pros gamble on whether or not to save a potentially-dynamite dance for the final, but we'd get to see the finalists dance every dance and it would give the judges less power to manipulate things or to unlevel the playing field.”

Heee, I was thinking earlier that they should make the showdance be based on the skipped dance. It would have worked very well for Georgia, having missed AT, and Jay could have done a samba showdance. But Anton doing a samba showdance? Or James samba dodger Jordan being forced into samba showdances? It would have been hilarious!
LaughingSock
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by spider9:
“That's very true. There is also no point in banging on about 'throwing away the rulebook' for showdances if all they are going to do is moan that it wasn't a proper showdance if they don't like it ”

I totally agree on that. What's the point of "no rules" if the judges are going to impose rules about what is and isn't a "proper showdance"?
aggs
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by Tejas:
“I concur. I'd rather have underwhelming showdances than something that would look more at home in a circus than a dance show... and as someone else said, all the big production at Blackpool and on the theme weeks makes the showdances look a bit 'meh'.

Its probably relevant to mention that Dancing On Ice only used additional dancers for their showdances in the final - and as a result they had so much more impact. I felt that was a far better approach.”

The Showdances have lost much of their impact, as well, since lifts are allowed in 'normal' weeks. Early days, lifts weren't introduced until the Showdance - now they can be done in the AS, AT, Charleston, Salsambadiscocha in increasing number and illegally wherever the pro feels they can get away with it.

By the time it gets to Showdance, it's all a but ho hum.
primer
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“I think all these tabloid stories about the show being fixed are right up the producers' streets. They love the extra attention (though popbitch did suggest that Simon Cowell may have had a hand in it). How better to get more attention than to have a wozrobbed in the final too?”

its usually a fix when it doesn't go the way you want it to (generic 'you').

i was astonished at the otherwise apparently (almost) normal people who were feverishly speculating that peter andre had it written into his contract that he stay til blackpool / not be criticised by the judges / beat jamelia in a dance off (delete as preferred)....
perdiedumpling
21-12-2015
Originally Posted by primer:
“its usually a fix when it doesn't go the way you want it to (generic 'you').”

(How very dare you! I don't feel generic at all!)

I think after the first 'fix' story, tabloid writers realised there was an appetite for them and started picking up twitter, facebook and other social media like here comments saying FIX! (Which yes, people were saying because they personally felt it was a fix). There was some merit to the first one, which was Peter vs Jamelia in the dance off, because so many felt that her dance was better than his (I did!). But every person who has left after that, up to and including the winner, has been subject to a trashy story about it being fixed now, fuelled by disappointed fans. That's not "news" though.
Everlong Girl
21-12-2015
Rather than the judges choice or the showdance they should do the dance they would otherwise skip.

So this year we would have got to see an Anton samba and a Jay samba and two Argentine Tango's wouldn't we?? They were the dances which were skipped by the pro's weren't they??

Does anyone have any suggestions on Anton samba's to watch?? I really have this strange curiosity about Anton and Latin dancing.
chitarivera
21-12-2015
I thought Jay's showdance was beautiful.
It was subtle and understated and I would much rather watch a dance like that than an ostentatious, chuck everything at it, jump up and down gurnfest like Kevin Clifton keeps churning out.
Talk about overdancing.

I thought Jay's dancing was lovely.
I think Kellie was heavy legged and stompy - not the same kind of stomping as Peter Andre, but heavy and unattractive.
And that combined with the open mouthed stage school OTT facial expressions, I thought she was awful to watch.
Sorry Kellie, but I also think she is a big head.
And I hate big heads. Her whooping and screeching was most annoying.

Much more endearing is the manner displayed throughout by Jay.
I also loved Georgia.
I think her dancing was fab.
And for me it was a close call between her and Jay.


Anton's shortcomings were very exposed during this series. I think he's hopeless.
And Katie was messy as usual.
I think I would rather have watched Anita in the final to be honest.
Ok her feet were awful throughout but her costumes and routines were very entertaining.

I did have a few laughs at the end remembering Bruce Forsyth losing his temper with everyone when they were running onto the stage to congratulate the winner.

And Len, well, he has been a nasty old git lately and he certainly hasn't got a 10 from me.
He's been horrid.
chitarivera
21-12-2015
P.S.

I think Kellie was such an annoying pain in the arse that I'm glad she got all of those shyte frocks to wear.
Serves her right.
Bitterpea
21-12-2015
Showdances always get hyped each year. Most of them are forgettable (including all of this years) and scoring wise are always on a par with the other dances they have to perform on the night. Can honestly only recall a couple of outstanding showdances in all the series of Strictly.
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