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Old 23-08-2016, 08:18
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According to the Sidebar of Shame, James and Ola are the new 'faces' of Anne Summers!!

Now, whilst I get that Ola is attractive, I don't think that my stomach can stand James' sex face. Ew, ew, ew, ew, unappreciate! There's no way I'm clicking on that 'article.'

Whatever happened to dancing for a living????
It's worth clicking on just to see James' drawn on '8 pack'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-campaign.html
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:25
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Exits thread, screaming
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:29
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Reminds me that my brother once drew a sooty moustache on my uncle when he fell asleep in front of the coal fire
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:41
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Good morning and welcome, Annie

Pull up a chaise. I get the feeling it's going to get messy out there.
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:44
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Thanks Aggs. I've been a long term appreciator of non-appreciating. Forgot my user name and password so had to reregister. I blame the grape juice
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:54
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So,
the longjumper, Will and Ballsup are tall enough for Natalie.

Which one will she get?

I'm thinking it might be Will.
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Old 23-08-2016, 10:54
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It's worth clicking on just to see James' drawn on '8 pack'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...-campaign.html
Why did I look??? Why???? Yup, that 8 pack is 100% natural 🤔. Is it too early to drink to forget?

It's just sad that this is the route they're taking, instead of dancing, something they were respected for. He's a meedja genius that James Jordan!

Hello to Annie!
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Old 23-08-2016, 11:02
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I wonder what Dr Hammy would have to say
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Old 23-08-2016, 11:05
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Why did I look??? Why???? Yup, that 8 pack is 100% natural 🤔. Is it too early to drink to forget?

It's just sad that this is the route they're taking, instead of dancing, something they were respected for. He's a meedja genius that James Jordan!

Hello to Annie!
Agreed.
Sad and seedy.
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Old 23-08-2016, 14:07
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The Jordans are plumbing the depths of tackiness aren't they. And looking at those pictures (my eyes!) he looks positively creepy.
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Old 23-08-2016, 15:56
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I'm certainly not appreciating all the hero worship of Greg going on at the moment. Fair enough that people like the bloke, but the way some seem to have his entire 'journey' on the show mapped out is seriously grating on me already... I just hope that he ranks based on what he does in this show, rather than preconceptions.

I'd say he's looking far more of an early candidate for 'got it in the bag' status than Jay did!
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Old 23-08-2016, 16:21
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Agreed.
Sad and seedy.
And it just got seedier...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...sing-room.html

With Bruce in the next room

The whole thing just reeks of desperation It's one thing when you see people from Geordie Shore doing things like this, but it's sad when they have an actual talent.
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Old 23-08-2016, 16:25
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I'm certainly not appreciating all the hero worship of Greg going on at the moment. Fair enough that people like the bloke, but the way some seem to have his entire 'journey' on the show mapped out is seriously grating on me already... I just hope that he ranks based on what he does in this show, rather than preconceptions.

I'd say he's looking far more of an early candidate for 'got it in the bag' status than Jay did!
I like the bloke, but I don't see him as a dancer. I'm kind of hoping he gets Nat and then we get a Michael Vaughan-style series - a jive of epicness in week 2/3 followed by some dodgy latin then an awesome ballroom dance around week 5/6.
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Old 23-08-2016, 17:09
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*wafts in*

Afternoon to one and all, and welcome to the new non-appers. Have there been discussions on staff requirements, so far? Are we retaining any from last year?

I'm quite looking forward to this series. I don't know half of them and will be too drunk to really care.

Not sure about the Olympian bloke. Didn't he whine about not getting more than a bronze?

Mrs Jordan was doing her best to appear sultry and seductive on one of the tabloids this morning.
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Old 23-08-2016, 17:40
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I like the bloke, but I don't see him as a dancer. I'm kind of hoping he gets Nat and then we get a Michael Vaughan-style series - a jive of epicness in week 2/3 followed by some dodgy latin then an awesome ballroom dance around week 5/6.
Oh I don't really see him as a dancer, but it's been sooooo long since there's been any AK approved totty I'm in heaven, although this may change rapidly if he does as Iwan
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:19
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* sashays in with Shemar and Idris in close attendance* (Well, someone had to drive me)

Staff auditions are on. Let's have some names. You know what we like. Nominees will have to:

1. Mix a perfect Negroni and a Manhattan
2.Be able to whip up Eggs Benedict or the perfect omelette at the drop of a fingernail
3. Dance like Usher
4. Carry two DOTS effortlessly, one under each arm.
5. Handle flawless back, shoulder and foot rubs
6. Hand wash pashminas.
7. Remove a suit jacket and tie with enough elan, bump and 'slither' to make us weep.
8. Be as funny as Clive James and Dara O'Briain.
9. Have fabulous legs. Shorts may be worn on occasion.
10. Tell wicked stories.

Got that? Splendid. Send names in please. P.S. Shemar and Idris are already in, so no repetition please.

Thank you darlings.
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:30
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If Shemar is in, then I'm sorted

👏🎉🎉🎉🎉👏It's officially Strictly - Sofs is here
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:33
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The Jordans are plumbing the depths of tackiness aren't they. And looking at those pictures (my eyes!) he looks positively creepy.
It's like the bad promo for something like 'Confessions of an Ex-Strictly Dancer' with the part of James Jordan being played by Robin Askwith
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:34
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I wonder what Dr Hammy would have to say
I expect a Dissertation as long as the Chilcot Report on the topic.
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:46
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-trailer.html

What has Louise done to Ward Robe and Vicky Giggles?
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:53
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-trailer.html

What has Louise done to Ward Robe and Vicky Giggles?
Saw that earlier. Louise has got a great figure, so why they dressed her in that frumpy mish-mash horror is beyond me. Bet Lesley Joseph refused to wear it as too 'old' for her. And, it also looks like they washed her hair in chip fat as well, poor Louise.

Still, it's marginally better than what they did to Chelsee Healey when she did the show.

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Old 23-08-2016, 18:56
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She also looks like someone has poked her in the eye
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Old 23-08-2016, 18:59
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-trailer.html

What has Louise done to Ward Robe and Vicky Giggles?
Neither half is OK on it's own, but together.......

Is Tameka like a sparkly security guard, holding on to her to make sure she doesn't run off?
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Old 23-08-2016, 19:24
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-trailer.html

What has Louise done to Ward Robe and Vicky Giggles?
Glad to see that War Drobe are on top form. Clearly, Daisy is going to get all of the gorgeous, glamorous dresses while the others make do with the remnants. Claudia could wear Louise's top as a dress...
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Old 23-08-2016, 19:29
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...s-trailer.html

What has Louise done to Ward Robe and Vicky Giggles?
Poor Louise


Daisy, on the other hand looks fab. I don't know a thing about her, but she looks like a DOT
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