Some bright spark (not me) commented that Danny Mac sounds like a Dannimac raincoat.
So he's already Mr Raincoat to me

as long as it's not Dirty Mac.

Haha! OMG, if it turns out he's a ringahhhhhh, he'll definitely end up as Dirty Mac!

Mark Harmon says he'll be happy to make chaise and do any wood worky stuff needed, so pretty please can he be allowed in.

Allowed in?

If he doesn't turn up for duty soon, he will be hunted down.......

So......with Dirty Mac, BallsUp and The Jordans seedy photoshoot, this season - I bet Dr Hammy is wishing she was in this one.

oi hands off,

Oooo! just imagine the pseudo psychological tripe she'd have come out with!

sorry, I had to google Mark Harmon!

Oh, by the way, DOTs, as I have the key and historically, have had the most visits, I have supervised a renovation of our Bognor pad!

Wedgewood green and cream - very restful, with lemon cushions and some cream throws!

A new patio has been laid and a hot tub also installed - designed to ease away the stress!

I've also opped the cupboards and the freezer and set the timer for hotwater

Adding Adam Garcia to the staff so that he can agree with me knowledgeably when I get in a blue funk with the judges for under/overmarking.

I'm sure we can find other uses for him too

Well I think I'll put Mark to work on laying a sprung dance floor for demonstrations will get him to hang a giant glitter ball as well.
When he's finished that will take him to Bognor to try out the hot tub.

Ooooh, dance demonstrations

Love watching a good kick ball change, me

poor Adam.

I just watched the first SCD trailer... it looks like all of £2 was spent on it. Its hard to believe how much there is to unappreciate in a 40 second clip!

Lesley Jospeh is basically the star of it - WHY??? And most of the celebrities are only shown via some godawful still images. Terrible, terrible effort.

The Mission Fabulous one? If so, yup, awful, utterly awful

Ringer.....Bobby Tinder was taught to Cha Cha Cha by his school nurse.


No his name is not a typo

-enters, carried in by a staff member-

Hello all, good to see we're getting out of hibernation again. Don't know who I like really out of the contestants but Daisy looks interesting, can't believe what they put Louise Redknapp in though is the famed War Drobe reaching new heights?

/leaves a crate of booze out.

I'm afraid Usain may be under lock and key after he left Rio early to partayyyy in London. Yeah, the Daily Fail has all the grubby pics, and his formidable Mama, sister and wife to be may well be reading him the riot act for some days


Yes. Definite. Yum.


Usain *shakes head* See above. Marcus W - oh yes, indeed.


Rock on. Love him.


You're just fabulous.


Er ......is that tap or ballroom? An no, I never never say no to Garcia. Fight you for him.

Oh yes please, I love Enrique

Could we add Gabriel Macht (Harvey Specter from Suits). He is a very good lawyer,
I am sure he will get us out of trouble.

That's the one. It looked like most of the celebs were featured in the form of some terrible polaroids!

I'm assuming Lesley was the only one free for the entire day of shooting? PoorLouise looked slightly stunned - had she just seen The Dress?

Either that or she'd downed a year's supply of Vodka ....

Daisy looked drunk in hers, I hope she's setting a precedence

Or, she'd just seen The Dress and then downed a year's supply of Vodka