This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Looking hot hot hot, but I have promised myself not to invest in anybody this year. Jay was just perfect.
Unappreciating the slightly Donovan-esque serious vibes I was getting from Will Young on the red carpet last night. But maybe it was just his shoes rubbing and he'll be better once he's wearing socks.
Originally Posted by dippydancing:
“Unappreciating the slightly Donovan-esque serious vibes I was getting from Will Young on the red carpet last night. But maybe it was just his shoes rubbing and he'll be better once he's wearing socks.”
“Unappreciating the slightly Donovan-esque serious vibes I was getting from Will Young on the red carpet last night. But maybe it was just his shoes rubbing and he'll be better once he's wearing socks.”
You're probably right, he had a serious Blister face on him
Looking at Kevin, has he got himself a syrup á la Darren Bennett or has he had a hair transplant??? His hairline is suspiciously uniform 🤔😨
Originally Posted by Patchbuncle:
“Looking at Kevin, has he got himself a syrup á la Darren Bennett or has he had a hair transplant??? His hairline is suspiciously uniform 🤔😨”
“Looking at Kevin, has he got himself a syrup á la Darren Bennett or has he had a hair transplant??? His hairline is suspiciously uniform 🤔😨”
The forehead still appears to be growing. Perhaps the few widows peak stragglers have given up the ghost and the dome is the next target.
Originally Posted by StrictlyRed:
“A candidate for next year's staff, perhaps?
”
“A candidate for next year's staff, perhaps?
”
We could thread pet him this year and staff him next
Originally Posted by aggs:
“We could thread pet him this year and staff him next ”
“We could thread pet him this year and staff him next
”
Hmmmmm. There's a thought.
I need to see the personality first. Let him please have a sense of humour, please .......
Originally Posted by Patchbuncle:
“Looking at Kevin, has he got himself a syrup á la Darren Bennett or has he had a hair transplant??? His hairline is suspiciously uniform 🤔😨”
“Looking at Kevin, has he got himself a syrup á la Darren Bennett or has he had a hair transplant??? His hairline is suspiciously uniform 🤔😨”
I'd like to stuff him under a very large toadstool and leave him there, in the woods, in the middle of Nowhere.
Oh dear lord ... the thought of having to watch his hysterical cantering across the floor again this year, and the manic grin. It's too, too cruel
The way TTF coaxes "his hair" upwards (presumably in an attempt to make himself look taller) just looks ridiculous.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I'd like to stuff him under a very large toadstool and leave him there, in the woods, in the middle of Nowhere.
Oh dear lord ... the thought of having to watch his hysterical cantering across the floor again this year, and the manic grin. It's too, too cruel”
“I'd like to stuff him under a very large toadstool and leave him there, in the woods, in the middle of Nowhere.
Oh dear lord ... the thought of having to watch his hysterical cantering across the floor again this year, and the manic grin. It's too, too cruel
”
Here's hoping for an early exit. One can always pray that he doesn't reach a fourth consecutive final... surely the PTB can't be that unkind.
Originally Posted by tortoiseperson:
“The way TTF coaxes "his hair" upwards (presumably in an attempt to make himself look taller) just looks ridiculous.”
“The way TTF coaxes "his hair" upwards (presumably in an attempt to make himself look taller) just looks ridiculous.”
I agree. You can see daylight through that thin quiff. It really is reaching quite epic proportions.
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“I agree. You can see daylight through that thin quiff. It really is reaching quite epic proportions.”
“I agree. You can see daylight through that thin quiff. It really is reaching quite epic proportions.”
He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.
Originally Posted by aggs:
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
Might be the only way to get him up to most of the other pros' armpits..
Originally Posted by aggs:
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
*face palm*
Don't give him any ideas
Jeez!
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Here's hoping for an early exit. One can always pray that he doesn't reach a fourth consecutive final... surely the PTB can't be that unkind.”
“Here's hoping for an early exit. One can always pray that he doesn't reach a fourth consecutive final... surely the PTB can't be that unkind.
”
Please, oh please, oh please .....
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“I agree. You can see daylight through that thin quiff. It really is reaching quite epic proportions.”
“I agree. You can see daylight through that thin quiff. It really is reaching quite epic proportions.”
Desperation is a dreadful affliction.
Originally Posted by aggs:
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
“He'll be coming out in an 18th Century wig next, complete with little sailing ships and bird decorations.”
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“*face palm*
Don't give him any ideas Jeez!”
“*face palm*
Don't give him any ideas
Jeez!”
Oh, I don't know.
A minuet themed showdance! What's not to love?
Originally Posted by StrictlyRed:
“Oh, I don't know.
A minuet themed showdance! What's not to love?”
“Oh, I don't know.
A minuet themed showdance! What's not to love?
”
As I write, some unfortunate intern is probably running towards a producer's desk, shrieking, "I've got it. Let's do a minuet theme week!", While waving a print out of this page..
Hasn't someone already danced to Amadeus?
Originally Posted by StrictlyRed:
“Oh, I don't know.
A minuet themed showdance! What's not to love?”
“Oh, I don't know.
A minuet themed showdance! What's not to love?
”
If they wear masks to hide the gurning, then I'll vote for it
If it was good enough for the Wombles ...
Classic - can just see it now - Kevin and Karen and their respective partners dressed as Bungo, Tobermory, Wellington and Tomsk!
If you listen really hard, you can hear the poor saps who were the Teapot and Candlestick last year sobbing as their week 11 costume is revealed ...
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