They must know, do you think they are itching to do an outing story

When have the facts got in the way of the DM and a story?

Didn't they have an article about him going away on hols with Christine Bleakley way back Strictly when that was so pointed you could have taken your eye on on it?

I had no idea so you have enlightened me. Not that I care, or even know who he is! but Rebecca A has been all over the Mail for ever.

Do you mean his fishnet shirt on Strictly wasn't etched onto your retinas?!





ETA: Can't find a pic. Was it a hallucination? 😳

ETA2: Not going mad...

Mark Foster must have been on SCD before I started watching.


ETA: for which I'm now profoundly grateful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DtNZq7mmwk

It's even better in motion

Oh, crumbs...

V funny watching Vince Cable teaching Ed Balls and presenter Jo Coburn how to do a proper dance hold in The Politics Show on BBC2.

Not sure if I appreciate it or not.


They are actually taking it quite seriously - think it's funny because it's so unexpected.

I wonder if Tess is not appreciating that Rinder is an even bigger hand-clasper than she is? If she has that taken away from her repertoire what will she have left...?

She's still got that wonky-boobed slouch going. He can't steal that one.

Oh I don't know he is very buff, body builders can do that one up 1 down thing.

Usually done to the old style cha cha cha music.

Opportunity Knocks

Let's see, what are Tess' major characteristics?
Wonky boobs
Slouch
Hand holding
Patronising manner
Inability to go off piste
Mangling vowels

Stick a wig on him, let wardrobe loose - I think he could manage all of this - some of it will require more of an effort than others, but we could have a fully trained replacement by the end of the series!

And a substantially higher IQ!

Claps hands and hopes TPTB take note,

Just thing how much fun our Claude could have with him😀

Your Claude is a pain in the backside.

They'd be fabulous together. I have unappreciated the Blond Vacancy for some time now. I do wish she'd leave.

Au contraire Rodney, au contraire: YOUR Claude may be a PITB but OUR Claude is a hoot.

Lol

Not let me put the record straight.

I think Claudia Winkeman (aka Rhinoarse's daughter) is a pain in the backside and I deffo un-appreciate her.

Oh I am sad for you, you miss so many magic moments that often steal the show for me.

She does broad comedy so her mate can understand it, but she knows her audience and a well placed eye roll makes the programme for me. There is no doubt this very clever lady adores the show and adores the ridiculous nature of deeply competitive contestants, seething over a 6 whilst dressed in a pink sheet with added eye glitter. And that's the men.

I am however glad we are all different, hooray and can all,post appreciating our differences.

I have circle of friends who are so different from one another and I would hate for some to meet. Vive la difference !

Incidentally deeply unappreciating Marks and Spencer's indigo legging. I don't want to have to wear them but they hold my medication in place, fit well and look smart for work.

Or rather they did, what the hell is a cracked legging why would I want animal print or wet look leggings ? There are hoards of the buggers I want a simple pair of indigo blue or black leggings, come on Marks and Sparks I bought 3 over the summer, I want more

No vive la difference here, give me basics !

Bloody M and S

I've had to go and look and I'm still nine the wiser

Dear Strictly Pixies,

You've done well this year, Greg, Ore, Anastasia etc, so can you carry on in this vein and please sign up Johnny Peacock for next year.

Ta muchly