If your pashmina is somewhat threadbare, the judicious addition of heavyweight fringing aids the swoosh, plus it is handy for saving the booze spills for later.

Tameka's going to be the shouty, cackling laughter one, isn't she? I'm guessing her 'Gorka the Corker' catchphrase will be used at every possible opportunity. I'll probably end up calling her Tameka the Shrieker.

Hello gorgeous DOTS, just back from 2 weeks in Kos. Did you miss me? Whaddya mean, no?

Did you have a lovely time? How is your boy doing - did he deign to go with you?


excellent
TTS it is

Hey sweetie, he's great, he did, he embraced the all inclusive for all it was worth #hungover but I had amazing time 😍😍😍

Great idea! BUT, just been to get some but was advised EVERY stock of fringing countrywide has apparently been bought by someone called Ms V Giggles.

I don't think I'm dignified enough for a pashmina.
I've made myself a toga out of a waterproof picnic blanket.

My largest child has just presented me with a box of chocolates "to watch Strictly with".
Clearly he's either written off the car or got someone pregnant.

Hope you kept up your DOT credentials while away and that the sun hasn't affected your spotty ass

👍 Excellent

Have just seen Vicky Giggles on The One Show - she is as bad in front of a camera as ever

Considering the BBC bunnies are so media trained that they make Louise look exciting, I can only conclude that Miss Giggles has as much inability to be trained as an interviewee as she does designing a decent frock or pair of trousers.

The One Show was a waste of time. They all wore dressing gowns. Not a sparkle in sight.

I now have a very tanned arse 😜😜😜 but give me 2 nights with this bunch & I'll be back to my spotty arsed jellus hatah best 😘

Has someone captured Gorka yet? 💋

Unappreciating that, having been back at school with the little darlings for 3 weeks, I have a cold and sore throat. However it's Strictly night. Wine or Lemsip?

Both.

I'm a strong believer in mixing drugs and alcohol in a dangerous manner

i tend to go with lemon, honey and whiskey - medicinal and alcoholic - win/win.

Why do I find that idea scary?

In case you were wondering how much I love Strictly, I've come home early from by brother's wedding to watch this. OK, I was coming home anyway but Strictly was a bonus.

Steady there, Mr Shep

I hope we have a little quarantine corner... *cough, splutter, sniff*

Why is it that the actors can never act when they need to?

SO Ed is the first ho and TTF And PoorLouise get the second one.

Was that Louise the ho? (There was another, and I've already forgotten....)

Ed, Will, Laura and Louise for the ho's?

They've given that audience far too many haribo 🙄🙄🙄