I suppose if you pair each of them up with a 'contender-on-paper' then it's the storyline the P-That-B have gone out of their way to create.

To be fair, most of their partners have been bit part players in whatever film they are starring in in-their-head and teenage dreams already. Karen is the one who seems most geared towards the best for her celeb so if it is a choice of 3 Clitons, at the minute she would be my pick. Am just hoping for an Olympian sized spanner in the works

He's coming across as a bit of a Bot with the new features of 'garrolous' and 'excitement' dials. These may need tweaking.

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*Cackles*

Maybe chopping them up, throwing them into a sack, then repeatedly kicking the sack?

Ore's got Presenteritis. Sometimes the contestant loses it as the series goes on, sometimes it sticks. Sometimes it doesn't stick because they can't handle being told they're not the greatest though (*cough*BLEAKLEY*cough*) so it's swings and roundabouts.

It's not just Presenteritis though - it's Kidz Presenteritis. I think this may take even more time to dilute - especially when you factor in the added Jwann.

*slaps forehead*

Of course, that's it! Jwann's Disneyification means he's mentally still doing the day job all the time! Damnit, he's probably never going to break out of it at all, is he? He's going to be Blue-Petering it up for weeks.

Baby torture is so last year

He can't give up his day job. Maybe someone will tell him, or maybe he'll have one really awful week and the facade will splinter?

I haven't seen ITT yet. Need to catch up

Of course Karen is only a Clifton by marriage so perhaps the OTTness hasn't had time to embed itself yet!

But that's worse. The others were born with it, she chose it and embraced it. It's like Catholic converts, they are much worse than tnose of us who were born it.

I'm unappreciating liking most of the celebs, but at least I have the overgrown Haribo infused manchild and sibling so I don't have to resign from here in dismay.

Sorry, I heard onesies and thought of sulky Artem.

If Louise wins Strictly, I will not be happy - I can't stand her anyway

Just a bit of appreciation for Oti, she is having no airs and graces from Danny, I think I may actually begin to like him, he may be terrified the whole series long, good woman😀

As for Kevin, honestly do you really have to " go all out" sometimes less is more.

Unappreciating A LOT the fact that no room in our home is square. It means every bloody tile has to be cut I never ever want to see a tape measure again.
I learnt to tile a few years ago, I should always have let that job be Mr Coppertops.

Also unappreciating Giovanni singing, they could have warned us😱, though he has shown more personality in this one show than the whole of the last series. 😀

I'm Unappreciating that Melvin seems to be awful at dancing, because I really like him! 😡

I don't know him, he seems totally overwhelmed by the whole thing though.

A Romeo/Juliette West Side Story themed group Argentine Tango ... extra Jameson's supplies for Sofs needed.

It's because he's not mooning around like a love sick calf and Laura seems to have a bit about her as well.

😂😂

What's the betting they use totally appropriate music for it. I call Officer Krupke or Dance at the Gym.

Going literal: though totally inappropriate

Romeo and Juliet Dire Straights.

I have ordered a new barrel of Jameson's anyone want to add to the order ?

Or 'I feel pretty'.

Which "wouldn't be a Strictly group number without quite a few props" *Shudders*

Extra alcohol supplies for us all I think.

Now I have a vision of Romeo by Basement Jaxx

Unappreciating that Danny is too handsome. And Oti is fabulous. I really don't want to get invested in another pair...

Can't stand the twee from the Cliftons.

Good call! 😂

It's going to be all the chairs and streetlights in the prop cupboard isn't it?