Will Artem's lamppost get an outing for Singing in the Rain as well? There could be more water this weekend than when the male pros did that dance with the umbrellas a couple of years ago.

Somewhere Greyson is beating the walls and sobbing 'that belongs to meeeeeee'

A bucket should be a prop only allowed for Viennese Waltz

*snort*

Although it does look reminiscent of the outfits that Maria made out of curtains in Sound Of Music. I almost think that he would've looked more dignified had it been a lederhosen outfit

A VW to Spoonful Of Sugar? WTF? Is it an error & it's meant to say Quickstep or am I remembering the song completely wrong?

Glad you said that as I was having the same thought - surely it's far too fast for a VW?

It's also in completely the wrong time signature - not that this has stopped the Strictly music pixies in the past.

I don't think they got any further than ooh Daisy as Mary and Aljaz and Bert. Woohoo.

But it's soooooo wrong, even I know that. We're getting a waltz to Motörhead's Ace of Spades at some point aren't we

They should be grateful it's not VW to Supercali etc., now that would be something to behold

Yeah it's in 4/4 time but it's pretty easy to change that to 6:8 by lengthening some of the notes and pauses. I just sang it myself while tapping out 6:8 and it was easy to do. Whether they will actually do this or let them struggle to shoehorn 6 steps into 4 beats remains to be seen.

Somebody dare DayVarch!

I wonder if Maestro gets his list from the producers, complete with scribbles in those pretty coloured gel pens and his heart sinks.

Tangos to 'Mission Impossoble' and 'The Heat Is On' - really?

Have I mentioned how much I hate Mary Poppins?

I would have thought it would be a better fit for Miss Prim and Proper Louise.

Yes, you have now.

"I can see it now", said Zoe in ITT. So can I. Lampposts, brollies, hydrants, puddle-splashing, and eff-all dancing once again.

Yes, it's not a difficult swap particularly but it sounds crap.

Sorry, did I say crap? I meant crapper.

I hope Naga returned that wig- Wardrobe are going to need it

You don't need a medical degree when your auntie's best friend's sister came a cropper trying to move a sofa a week after her hysterectomy. That tells you everything you need to know about exercise in the years after surgery.

They could bring out last week's firemans hose

Poor old Anastacia.
Damned if she does, damned if she doesn't.

This weekends vampire theme is very apt

Will he sparkle?

About Loiuse, I feel the whole welders mask and uniform is going to be too revealing for her, perhaps she had best top it off with a black bin bag.








And for some much needed light relief https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-l41Jf7L3tc

I'm hoping we don't have a repeat of her outfit. *shudder*

If Joanne can't come up with a good AS from that, I give up on her completely.

She could come out stark naked with a rose between her teeth and a sparkler up her @rse and I'd still struggle to raise an eyebrow of interest.* Although I do realise that I am not Louise's target demographic.

*Do not get any ideas Clifton - there isn't enough brain bleach in the world...

In shock news, confirmed on ITT - TTF and Jwann grew up watching Musicals. They hide it so well.

As long as Karen doesn't just pick Will up and run around with him as Will waves his arms about it should be an improvement on that.