Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“We need something exciting to happen this weekend, just to change the subject.
Judge Rinder snogging Oksana?
Louise wearing a dress above the knee?
Len discussing Danny's Paso without saying "gerrtcha! Get in my son!" ?
Will wearing clothes that fit or match?”
Brenda needs to step up to the mark and give us Bacofoil -The Sequel. He could walk slowly onto the floor, a la start of Bacofoil 1, but instead of carrying Anastacia wrapped in turkey-sized tinfoil, he is carrying an armful of 80s soft rock CDs. He places them lovingly onto the floor, tarts about for a bit dancing around them then chucks a match onto them setting them ablaze. As the blaze gets a good hold, he reaches into his jacket pocket and brings out a DVD of Dirty Dancing, hugs it to his chest before throwing it onto the pyre and walking slowly away with tears pouring down his rugged, manly face. Audience rises to its feet as one , because the BBC have connected all the seats to the mains. Toss grabs Brenda while screeching 'Look, Brenda, they're on their feet for you!!'. Anastacia gets back from the pub in time to join him in Claud's grin-and-grab and hands him a packet of Nobby's Nuts. Len didnt like the faffing abaht and only gives him 6, the others all give him 10s.
I didn't say that Brenda is dressed in full Johnny Castle with Miami Vice sleeves, but that's a given , isn't it?