Belle du Jour?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061395/

Hekky thump, I hope not - it'd explode in the general Kev frenetic knees up-ness

Well, only Usain Bolt could beat that. 😉

Am I the only one imagining Gleb sat in front of a mirror tonight trying to pout his bottom lip at the allergy but he can't cos it's so swollen? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thats a job for Craig and his panto villain beard.
Tell him it explodes fireworks out the spout and he'd be in quicker than you could say Cabbott Cove.

To be fair, Anita dress looked as if it will be good too.

I liked the sound of Helen's dress, althoguh the idea of creating a large bussell might ruin it, But I love the colour combination of light blues/turquoises with browns/bronzes.

I thought the dress was too yellow to be authentically Belle .. it should be more golden. Poss will look less startling in the more subtle lighting of Elstree.

Or he's a bit like Phoebe in Friends with her husky cold voice - and he actually quite likes it and will be eating tomatoes/prawns/nuts by the bucket load to keep the pout 😀

Now that would liven things up, especially with Georgia's decolletage

Oh, Anita's dress was fabulous again. She's never had a problem with the gorgeous dresses though so far this series. 😉

I still say Anita hit him 😂😂😂

Anita hasn't really had a bad dress or styling though. The one last week was the duffest she's had but even then it wasn't hideous. Her and Katie must have bought copious amounts of chocolate for Ward Robe. Georgia seems to have cottoned on in the last few weeks and they've moved her away from the 'sludge' end of the colour spectrum.

Probably just after he asked her how wide she could spread her legs.

well, he is on camera basically asking her how far apart she can get her legs

I was just going to say:


Or this:


Helens haven't been bad either.

Sorry AT can't multiquote but she's good at martial arts isn't she? Bet she thought "I'll show you how far apart my legs will go" as she roundhoused him 😂😂😂

Oh how I wish!

Wonder if they never show what Jay is wearing on ITT as he refuses to wear 80% of it, so they're always rushing to River Island on a Saturday morning to get his outfit 😂😂😂

Ooh! Thank you LukaF. Loverleeeeeeeeeeeeee


I can do it in German, French and Spanish too.......*hic*


Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! You have to as well *sulks*


Yes, and she is also great to dress too: she could wear anything with her figure. Love the AT dress, but not sure about the fringes though. I'd never wear a fringed hem for AT. I'd catch my Comme Il Faut heels in them

Look, if it works, I'll say so but, frankly, even his hold is wrong and AT feet are supposed to be neat, fast and beautifully controlled .... sigh.

Probably! Though the jive trousers with the now famous safety pins must have been from TallsRUs.

I'm trying to think who they could belong to that is bigger than him? Aljaz maybe? Or do they just have generic black ugly trousers with satin stripe in various waist sizes and lengths? All except his. But then he had braces to keep them up for the paso. I also think his waltz trousers were re-used in his salsa. And Kellie thinks she has it tough 🙄

They're wardrobe ffs, surely they should be able to run up trousers that fit in a few hours?

Joder! You have made me feel guilty now. I promise I will find some way of popping to 'de puta madre' on Saturday!

They make such a big 'thing' of having mannequins to the exact measurements and virtually knowing every dimension - but they can't get a trouser length right

I'm sure the waltz trousers doubled up for the salsa as well. Might also be rumba trousers yet!

I think all the budget is spent on the girls.

I have this image that on Saturday morning the boys are lined up, shown a picture of their partners outfit, then someone shouts ready steady go and carnage ensues as they dive into wardrobe to get the best matching outfit.

It's the only explanation! 😂😂😂

No your not the only person

However I have learnt to come clad in armour and throw a pashmina over the top.

I am 50/50 on it to be honest, I hope she does well as I don't want a final of the really mediocre and despite the pummelling of Anita fans telling how wonderful she is, she really isn't, mediocre with great presentation skills. The Chris Hollins of this series only for me without the likability factor.

If Helen does go out this weekend the series will be a lot poorer for it, ditto Jay.

All the rest can go out in any order and I won't miss them