This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23

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coppertop1

14-10-2016

Anyone know how to message Anastasia, I feel she really should have the information available on how to train her pro?

A quick blast of WEEEEEEELLLLL and he will be compliant and docile for eternity.

slappers r us

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by sydrob:
“Considering Oksana is dressed as a milkmaid I don't think it's going to be! Although why a milkmaid I have yet to work out. Any ideas?”

Boom Bang a Bang done by an umpa Oktoberfest band

Oksana in a milkmaid dress, Rinder in Lederhosen

you heard it here first

Cadiva

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by aggs:
“I am still hopeful that Tess announces 'in a first for Strictly' ... the camera pans to Day Varch (and his wunnerful wunnerful orkestra) and there, front and centre is Blulu, taking a deep breath and getting ready to holler down the coal mine. Brenda wouldn't need his vampire make up. Although he may be slightly more Pasha-Shrek tinged than sparkly.”

I'd die laughing

mimi dlc

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by aggs:
“Even for Strictly a milkmaid doing a VW to Boom bang a bang on a non theme week is a bit of a head scratcher.

Are they going to have one of those pretend cows that you can actually milk as a prop?”

Oh Lord.
Rinder is going to be dressed as the cow, isn't he?

They'll pause the waltzing to do a bit of side by side, with Oksana using her milkmaid's pail as a drum to Boom bang a bang on.
While Rinder will drum on his comedy udders

IvanIV

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Oh Lord.
Rinder is going to be dressed as the cow, isn't he?
”

Or Lulu, if she makes an appearance to sing it.

mimi dlc

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by slappers r us:
“Boom Bang a Bang done by an umpa Oktoberfest band

Oksana in a milkmaid dress, Rinder in Lederhosen

you heard it here first”

So maybe she's not meant to be a milkmaid, she's meant to be one of those Frauleins at Bierfests that can carry 3 one litre steins of beer in each hand.
Her hair will definitely be in ear muff rolled plaits

mimi dlc

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“Anyone know how to message Anastasia, I feel she really should have the information available on how to train her pro?

A quick blast of WEEEEEEELLLLL and he will be compliant and docile for eternity.”

There's "compliant and dcocile" and there's "traumatic catatonia"

aggs

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Oh Lord.
Rinder is going to be dressed as the cow, isn't he?

They'll pause the waltzing to do a bit of side by side, with Oksana using her milkmaid's pail as a drum to Boom bang a bang on.
While Rinder will drum on his comedy udders”

Udder bongo's, now Mr Judge - that definitely would be a first for Strictly

coppertop1

14-10-2016

If there no arse bongos to boom bang a bang I am going to be very disappointed.

Though part of me, because of the way Judge looks at them, like an alien species that has just invaded his space, needs him to have to do the bongos on Oksanas boobs.

He just can't quite beleive that lady lumps have got quite so up close and personal with him.
I suspect that's why he repeats everything to her on ITT, he has no frame of reference on how to cope with feminity being so close.

I used to think it was because she was struggling with her English, but she not, I think he has just found a way to cope with her as if she were a doll and not quite real.

Gill P

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“So maybe she's not meant to be a milkmaid, she's meant to be one of those Frauleins at Bierfests that can carry 3 one litre steins of beer in each hand.
Her hair will definitely be in ear muff rolled plaits”

Like Kellie in the Star Wars dance last year?

Toasted Toad

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by IvanIV:
“I don't like Naga, she's a bit meh. Two days ago Oksana and Rinder were on ITT in a VT and she called him Judge. I found it a bit awkward. It's one thing to be called that on the show, but I thought she was training with a person and not a TV character. Anyway, yesterday Zoe interviewed them and Oksana could not get a word in, it was just the Judge blabbing away. Zoe had to ask Oksana directly to give her a chance to open her mouth.”

To be fair, I don't think Oksana was even trying to get a word in. She just sat there nodding her head. Rinder is witty and I'm not entirely sure she understands him, or perhaps doesn't have a lot to say for herself. They seem to get on, but not on any meaningful level. She did talk about when he dropped her, though.

Not that Zoe tends to give her interviewees much of a chance. I know she's only following script and I don't know how much leeway she's given, so I don't know if it's her fault. I particularly dislike, or should I say unappreciate, the way she feeds them the appropriate wording in her question - eg. "How proud were you?" or "how thrilled were you?", so that they parrot back "I was really proud" or "I was really thrilled" instead of just asking "how did you feel?" or "what was your reaction?" Only the really confident ones / independent thinkers are prepared not to use her wording. Possible that could be another record keeping job - how many times does a celeb or pro refuse to repeat Zoe's feed?

Monaogg

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Toasted Toad:
“To be fair, I don't think Oksana was even trying to get a word in. She just sat there nodding her head. Rinder is witty and I'm not entirely sure she understands him, or perhaps doesn't have a lot to say for herself. They seem to get on, but not on any meaningful level.

Not that Zoe tends to give her interviewees much of a chance. I know she's only following script and I don't know how much leeway she's given, so I don't know if it's her fault. I particularly dislike, or should I say unappreciate, the way she feeds them the appropriate wording in her question - eg. "How proud were you?" or "how thrilled were you?", so that they parrot back "I was really proud" or "I was really thrilled" instead of just asking "how did you feel?" or "what was your reaction?" Only the really confident ones / independent thinkers are prepared not to use her wording. Possible that could be another record keeping job - how many times does a celeb or pro refuse to repeat Zoe's feed?”

Now I shall be watching tonight with tick boxes.

jiver51

14-10-2016

Please let it happen, Oh the pain I would be in laughing like a drain

but very,very worth it

Toasted Toad

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Now I shall be watching tonight with tick boxes. ”

One of my favourite moments ever was last year, quite late in the competition, Zoe was asking Aliona the standard "eyes on the prize" question and Aliona was giving the politically correct "week by week" etc etc, when J swooped in with "she thinks only of results and I cry weekly". You could see the naughty look he was shooting Zoe just before he spoke. I was literally crying with laughter 😂😂😂

sofakat

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“ Ex-stage schoolies do seem to have that persona they put on that isn't who they really are and the danger is that their stage school persona becomes all they know.

Or they may just be suffering from Pretty Person Empty Vessel syndrome.”

Spot on I say!

Originally Posted by sydrob:
“! I am more likely to go for Ed Balls as I am an eye girl. I am sitting here horrified at the thought then I see those blue eyes and just go awww!! Feel free to book me into any establishment you like, I deserve it!!”

Then I'll have to join you. Same affliction here. His eyes are naughty!

Originally Posted by hannah:
“Can I delete my post above I should have kept it to myself”

No. It's filed for future reference. Of course!

Originally Posted by aggs:
“Oh, I haven't got a clue most of the time
I just stand next to sofakat when she's distracted with Shemar and hope that people don't realise ”

Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“We need to get all Dots on Inspector Drefus eye twitch watch for Brendan.

First one to spot one can have a shot of Sofs Jameson. 😀”

Oi! I can hear you

Originally Posted by aggs:
“Has sofakat kidnapped your postman?”

Damn, damn, damn .....

Originally Posted by DeiseDays:
“

There's medication to help her with that ... or a large bottle of gin

For a man who looked just like a tramp
With demeanour decidedly camp
The Year of the Beekey
Was a thought so darned freaky
That the DOTs knew he'd never be champ”

Clever!

Originally Posted by aggs:
“
I want to be a Maven (said in manner of Tyra on Next Top Model ... Kelly Cutrone PRMaven). There, I've said it, therefore, I am.”

*wanders off wondering what she should turn into*

DeltaBlues

14-10-2016

It's going to be Poland's 2014 Eurovision routine with added cow, isn't it?

https://youtu.be/VJ920cN2HmA

dippydancing

14-10-2016

I've a sinking feeling it's going to be a hot mess, but I have a tiny glimmer of hope that it will be Trent&Pixie-mazing. (The Beyonce tribute backing dancers are the only ones I've ever clapped for)

Gutted that the producers aren't happy just having Ed as komedy kontestant.

Toasted Toad

14-10-2016

It has to happen. Please!

Out of 30 threads on the first page of the MF, 8 are about Will. What's needed is to bump other threads. Can't we find Jameliagate from last year and bump that one?

Wiskas2

14-10-2016

Totally off topic, can I please totally unappreciate that Ched Evans has been found not guilty? How on earth did that happen? They should have locked him up with Big Barry the Bolton Bludgeoner and thrown away the key.

Tejas

14-10-2016

Let's not forget that we have the 'delights' of Naga as a mermaid doing a Charleston to look forward to!

tabithakitten

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by aggs:
“Udder bongo's, now Mr Judge - that definitely would be a first for Strictly ”

Udder bongos sounds like what most of this forum are talking at the moment.

Monaogg

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Tejas:
“Let's not forget that we have the 'delights' of Naga as a mermaid doing a Charleston to look forward to!”

I am beginning to suspect we get the costumes explained by Vicky Giggles because the themes do not make sense.

perdiedumpling

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Toasted Toad:
“It has to happen. Please!

Out of 30 threads on the first page of the MF, 8 are about Will. What's needed is to bump other threads. Can't we find Jameliagate from last year and bump that one? ”

Shhh, don't suggest bumping old threads. It's like saying Candyman...

Toasted Toad

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“I am beginning to suspect we get the costumes explained by Vicky Giggles because the themes do not make sense.”

Did she explain something? I must have missed it

IvanIV

14-10-2016

Originally Posted by Tejas:
“Let's not forget that we have the 'delights' of Naga as a mermaid doing a Charleston to look forward to!”

I wonder if she can get enough swivel in with a fish tail.

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