Ba-dum-tish ...

Excellent

So I probably shouldn't start my "who would have won in a dance off between Jamelia and Will?" thread either then?

I'm not even going there I'm so angry. Victim shaming at its finest.

Head. Desk.


Giggle I shall find some way to use this in conversation.

What we can't even do would Wills best dance have beaten Jay's Jive?

I haven't got past gggrrrrrrrr yet.

Am I allowed to unappreciate Greg's injury? Salsa lifts are not going to happen by the sounds of it

I am vibrating with anger. FFS, it's 2016 and I thought we'd moved on from trashing a woman's reputation in court based on completely unrelated sexual encounters.

Joining you in your unappreciation. How did it happen? £50k offered by the compliant (or complicit) fiancée made it happen.

It's a man's world.

I have a boredom tipping point in the ITT interviews every year when I start hitting the FF button. The trigger this time was TTF and Louise; 30 seconds in and...

Can I unappreciate "will it look like a salsa without lifts?"

*bangs head on nearest hard surface*

I was watching it live and don't have FF facilities on my TV. However, this was the cue to pull all the curtains and put cups and plates in the dishwasher!

Actually, this was the first time this year I have liked them. Louise has calmed TTF down (more like Frankie relationship), and this week's routine looks like it might be absolutely beautiful (I adore well performed FT, so tend to be in a more forgiving mood). It's just conceivable she may upgrade from nice to really nice this week.

But that word is still there Toad. Nice. Maybe there will be further upgrades.
It was nice to see Frankie and Louise join the Clifton family and friends for his birthday. So as you say a return to the Kev of old.

Yup. Totally unappreciating this.

And totally totally totally unappreciating complaints etc eg injuries, of what ever description, being discussed and used as some form of excuse/reason that a dance won' t/didn't turn out as planned.

Adapt to current circumstances and perform the dance in hand.

I did think that since they had made such a big deal about their lifts in the results show last week they felt the need to explain why there wouldn't be any.

Delurking to acknowledge the awesomeness of that idea!

However, as that's not unappreciating, and I'm not a regular, I bring goodies:

- wine in three colours, and in copious amounts; millionaire's shortbread made from my auntie's recipe; dark chocolate gingers (made with candied stem ginger); and a couple of my favourite ginger chaps.

Now.

"Is Will pregnant?

Pause."

I'm sorry, I'll say that again:

"Is Will.... pregnant pause....? Fill in the gap with your own speculation"

Nah, that bit's already been done to the death, and I deeply, deeply unappreciate it.

I agree, I think if Liftastic Natalie and her partner Greg "dancing might be a work in progress but at least he can lift" Rutherford had done one of the Legal Lifts dances that had been trailed as "lifts are gonna be awesome!" without lifts, there'd be nothing but questions about where the lifts had gone.

Now I've written "lift" more times than appears in the Otis (not Oti) company handbook.

Well on that evidence you SHOULD be a regular! Pull up a chaise, and chuck over the Millionaires Shortbread please So, (sorry for speaking with my mouth full) who are your favourite gnger chaps?

It's disgusting. More fool her the requisite model girlfriend, listening to all his sh*te and standing by him. Truly, where is karmic payback when needed?

Good morning DOTs, as it's my flu jab today I shall be borrowing Rufus Sewell for the next couple of hours to provide sympathy and lots of tlc. I'll send him back when I feel sufficiently comforted, my pashmina and I will return in due course.

Milkmaids dress and mermaids dress. As if to explain why one was what it was, with no reason why it was chosen. Whilst the other dress was representative as not very obviously a mermaid.


Whenever I see Jack Farthing in Poldark I cannot help but think of Freddie Threepwood.

Hold on a minute, I had my flu jab 2 days ago and I didn't know you could get a free Rufus Sewell! I shall now have a diva like flounce across the living room much like Anastacia and Brendan's rooomba tonight

Surely if you wanted to imply "mermaid" and didn't have the option of adding a tail, you would use watery blue green colours, it orange yellow and red?
Though I do think putting Naga in a tail could be inspired.
It's a Charleston, all Pasha needs to do is fling her around like an Orca playing with seal while she looks gorgeous and smiles a lot.