They're probably with Saxone, Richard Shops, Etam and Manfield in that great High Street in the sky.

And Fine Fare.

They went the same way as Wilson, Kepple and Betty.

Such a boring episode sent us all to sleep...

Yep. Less unappreciation, more catatonia.

That explains Brendan's prompt return to work. Hallo Ween Pro dance and he gets to be a vampire again.

Don't try to tell me Meatloaf wasn't a significant incentive as well

Unappreciating earache!

The Devils illness, unappreciating even more Greg looking so much like Tin Atin, he made me smile, how bloody dare he!

Humph!

You can almost picture it - Brendan, sick note in hand wanders into the office of PtB complete with cough, poorly voice and sad trombone face.
PtB - that's a shame Brendan but never mind. Your health comes first. We'll just ask if Gorka can super sub for another week. He should be able to manage a jive to Bat out of Hell as well as the Vampire part in the group dance without too much trouble.
Brendan runs to shredder with sick note.

Don't know whether or not I should unappreciate or not the fact I called Claudia and AJ's song...

I think the true horror of this week will be the costumes from most beloved and esteemed War Drobe

I unappreciate the fact that I was out this evening and when I wanted to watch ITT on iPlayer, 'im indoors went ballistic!

I'd get my own back doing something similar when he wants to watch the football/program of his choosing. Or have him sleep in the garden shed for his insolence.

With the adverts starring Cowley from The Professionals, going 'Many a mickle macks a muckle ye ken'.


Good idea, I really liked them. Cerys Matthews has a fab voice.

Not really worth the trouble. He's playing golf in the morning so I'll watch then in peace!

So, what does the rule book say about a pro who is unable to compete in the dance off? Given that he's been given a nice gentle dance to return on, following almost hacking a lung up, I can see Brenda on the floor clutching his chest and singing along to Meat Loaf in his best angsty voice while Anastascia frantically jives round him. He's not going to need any vampire make-up - he'll be pale enough already.

I just hope that Anastacia is strong enough to stand up to a Brendan invigorated by a Jim Steinman/Meatloaf combo. We know how well that usually works out. Vicky Giggles was last seen at Tesco bulk buying silver foil.

I see Twimsy have a Charleston. Surely to goodness were not on for another Charleston related breakthrough performance*? I know it's Hallo Ween but shouldn't the zombies be doing the actual dancing, not the storyline?

(* whether it was or not. See Louis)

She wouldn't be if we were to get the full 8 minute version which Monkseal was petitioning for last night.

Pair Brendan and Laura together. Get them to do a nice gentle Walz knee deep in dry ice, or better jet a jive, both can have their shoulders and arms jigging up and down frantically but actually be sitting on Nancy's coffin from the entire dance.
Brendan could jive to meatloaf, Brendan lives his whole life to Meatloaf 😀

8 minutes and 11 seconds

One of those excellent Ideas , who to kill off?

You just know that at the end, Kevin would still be going. He might have a bloodied and bruised chin but the knees would still be up.

And then they wheel him away on a sack truck, his little legs still kicking away!

I can totally picture that!

I have to say I am developing a soft spot for Kevin.

Neil Jones' ears just pricked up.

"At last. my chance at the main show..."