Tess must have a very short memory scan! She said that Greg was the first male celebrity who enjoyed the rumba but only a few minutes before in Danny's VT he said how much he enjoyed the rumba last week!
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Just whizzed through the dances (apart from TTF, which my machine wisely decided I didn't want to see anyway).
What the flip was that Charleston by Ore about, since when was that a Halloween song, and why the decision to dress him as Lenny doing DB, Jwann like a raggedy Ann doll that had been rudely molested by an Alsatian and then dance it seemingly based on Toto Coelo doing I eat Cannibals
If that jive was Brendan's swing song it's what he would have wanted, Dracula fantasys, classic soft rock, lots of bum sticking out that the cape couldn't quite hide and he got to whizz around on a hover board
Err, quite liked Greg's, hopefully Nat will get the chance to get a Michael Vanghan QS out of him.
Still bemused at how camp Ed the dance floor is”
“Just whizzed through the dances (apart from TTF, which my machine wisely decided I didn't want to see anyway).
What the flip was that Charleston by Ore about, since when was that a Halloween song, and why the decision to dress him as Lenny doing DB, Jwann like a raggedy Ann doll that had been rudely molested by an Alsatian and then dance it seemingly based on Toto Coelo doing I eat Cannibals
If that jive was Brendan's swing song it's what he would have wanted, Dracula fantasys, classic soft rock, lots of bum sticking out that the cape couldn't quite hide and he got to whizz around on a hover board
Err, quite liked Greg's, hopefully Nat will get the chance to get a Michael Vanghan QS out of him.
Still bemused at how camp Ed the dance floor is
”
Very well summed up.
Joanne sent me back to my 70s childhood watching horrible variety shows with creepy raggedy Ann "dances." And Anastacia's poor hoofing aside, my eyes were glued to the hover-boarding, stage-chewing hot mess that was Brendan. I hope he can be eased into retirement after being very obviously outshone by Gorka.
I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?
Originally Posted by Hells_Chicken:
“Like Sandy in Grease, without the sexy costume at the end?
I want to unappreciate Kevin because I think he's a bit wet....”
“Like Sandy in Grease, without the sexy costume at the end?
I want to unappreciate Kevin because I think he's a bit wet....”
Tiny Tree frogs do need water.
I get the feeling he will train his partner to a certain level regardless of where they start. Then beyond that he is stumped and covers it with over-dancing. Was particularly obvious last night too.
Originally Posted by LisaC:
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
Hello and welcome. Pull up a chaise
Rewatching the dances - hadn't realised TTF was in pleather.
Why did Ore stuff the lolliprop down his trews?
Both Cliftons overdanced more than Brenda dressed as a bat*
Jwann's outfit did her no favours at all and made her look like Ten Ton Tessie when she's actually got a fantastic figure.
Still liked Danny and Oti more than anyone else, even with the boo-boos.
Greg did what he was given rather well. If he manages to avoid the drop tonight, he has to come up against a block of Natalie ballroom, surely?
If Brenda doesn't avoid the drop tonight, he has gone out he has gone out on just about every bum sticky out fantasy he has ever had with added hover board. Mr Cole will be a very happy man. I think he also had a celeb partner there with him, but could be wrong.(* what was I thinking. No one can outdance Brenda dressed as a bat)
I'm sure Ward Robe, after The Friday panel on ITT, had reworked Ed's costume and put him in Russell's cha cha outfit just for the shizz and giggles.
Originally Posted by Gill P:
“Tess must have a very short memory scan! She said that Greg was the first male celebrity who enjoyed the rumba but only a few minutes before in Danny's VT he said how much he enjoyed the rumba last week!”
“Tess must have a very short memory scan! She said that Greg was the first male celebrity who enjoyed the rumba but only a few minutes before in Danny's VT he said how much he enjoyed the rumba last week!”
Her programmer didn't get the update installed in time. Tess's operating system is obviously Windows 10 (from Len).
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Bloody hell the music, what happened, there are actually some good singers in that band, did they mix everyone up and put everyone in styles they can't do. Everyone sounded as though they were being strangled with out exception.
And the tempo, were Ore, Greg and Danny speeded up.
I think the entire band dosed of during Loizzzzze's dance, that was so mimsy and precise.
I was thinking the theming completely stiffed her, Harley and the Joker, doing a mimsy charleston. Sophie managed to do one and it was part of its theming and charm, she danced a hell of a lot better than Loizzze as well.
Dancing is supposed to be emotion set to music, or something arty farty like that. What emotion does she ever express.
Because she was so completely stuffed, is this the end of the PTB love affair with TTF?
I loved Danny and Oti despite the mistakes, also Daisy and Greg.
Sorry Ed made me laugh out loud😳. I am not quite ready to go.
Anastasia had completely run out of juice and looked like a Duracell battery just about to stop. I think that ought to be her last dance, I think she has reached her limit now and I won't be sad if she leaves today.
Oh Laura I always forget her, her best dance I think, but that's bad if I forget what I think is her best dance.
Originally Posted by LisaC:
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
Flattery will get you far, nibbles and booze will get you further.
Like the Rindermoth you had to come to the light. You were born this way too. Now where is that booze you brought again?
Originally Posted by Gill P:
“Tess must have a very short memory scan! She said that Greg was the first male celebrity who enjoyed the rumba but only a few minutes before in Danny's VT he said how much he enjoyed the rumba last week!”
“Tess must have a very short memory scan! She said that Greg was the first male celebrity who enjoyed the rumba but only a few minutes before in Danny's VT he said how much he enjoyed the rumba last week!”
Tess is in fact a gerbil, which accounts for the memory issues. Notorious for short term memory, your gerbil.
Originally Posted by LisaC:
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
Welcome, pull up a chaise and have a croissant.
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Hello and welcome. Pull up a chaise
Rewatching the dances - hadn't realised TTF was in pleather.
Why did Ore stuff the lolliprop down his trews?
Both Cliftons overdanced more than Brenda dressed as a bat*
Jwann's outfit did her no favours at all and made her look like Ten Ton Tessie when she's actually got a fantastic figure.
Still liked Danny and Oti more than anyone else, even with the boo-boos.
Greg did what he was given rather well. If he manages to avoid the drop tonight, he has to come up against a block of Natalie ballroom, surely?
If Brenda doesn't avoid the drop tonight, he has gone out he has gone out on just about every bum sticky out fantasy he has ever had with added hover board. Mr Cole will be a very happy man. I think he also had a celeb partner there with him, but could be wrong.(* what was I thinking. No one can outdance Brenda dressed as a bat)
I'm sure Ward Robe, after The Friday panel on ITT, had reworked Ed's costume and put him in Russell's cha cha outfit just for the shizz and giggles.”
“Hello and welcome. Pull up a chaise
Rewatching the dances - hadn't realised TTF was in pleather.
Why did Ore stuff the lolliprop down his trews?
Both Cliftons overdanced more than Brenda dressed as a bat*
Jwann's outfit did her no favours at all and made her look like Ten Ton Tessie when she's actually got a fantastic figure.
Still liked Danny and Oti more than anyone else, even with the boo-boos.
Greg did what he was given rather well. If he manages to avoid the drop tonight, he has to come up against a block of Natalie ballroom, surely?
If Brenda doesn't avoid the drop tonight, he has gone out he has gone out on just about every bum sticky out fantasy he has ever had with added hover board. Mr Cole will be a very happy man. I think he also had a celeb partner there with him, but could be wrong.(* what was I thinking. No one can outdance Brenda dressed as a bat)
I'm sure Ward Robe, after The Friday panel on ITT, had reworked Ed's costume and put him in Russell's cha cha outfit just for the shizz and giggles.”
I tried to block TTF out of y mind, so paid no attention to what he was wearing. Neither Clifton has any control over their 'performance' (I use the term loosely) - it's dialled up to 11 whatever the dance.
I think Brenda knows he is on borrowed time so persuaded War Drobe, make-up and theming to fulfil his every fantasy while he still can. If he's back next week,, it'll be a Dirty Dancing themed foxtrot with full Johnny Castle rolled up sleeves.
Nat needs to get Greg back onto ballroom as soon as she can - surely he's got most of the party latin out of the way now? We need a Michael Vaughan-style redemption pronto.
In one of the pictures posted by Strictly, Ed was in a different waistcoat - presumably from the rehearsals. War Drobe clearly decided that all-white was a far better look for him...
Danny and Oti were still my favourites too, in spite of the dodgy footwork.
Originally Posted by Camis:
“I tried to block TTF out of y mind, so paid no attention to what he was wearing. Neither Clifton has any control over their 'performance' (I use the term loosely) - it's dialled up to 11 whatever the dance.
I think Brenda knows he is on borrowed time so persuaded War Drobe, make-up and theming to fulfil his every fantasy while he still can. If he's back next week,, it'll be a Dirty Dancing themed foxtrot with full Johnny Castle rolled up sleeves.
Nat needs to get Greg back onto ballroom as soon as she can - surely he's got most of the party latin out of the way now? We need a Michael Vaughan-style redemption pronto.
In one of the pictures posted by Strictly, Ed was in a different waistcoat - presumably from the rehearsals. War Drobe clearly decided that all-white was a far better look for him...
Danny and Oti were still my favourites too, in spite of the dodgy footwork.”
“I tried to block TTF out of y mind, so paid no attention to what he was wearing. Neither Clifton has any control over their 'performance' (I use the term loosely) - it's dialled up to 11 whatever the dance.
I think Brenda knows he is on borrowed time so persuaded War Drobe, make-up and theming to fulfil his every fantasy while he still can. If he's back next week,, it'll be a Dirty Dancing themed foxtrot with full Johnny Castle rolled up sleeves.
Nat needs to get Greg back onto ballroom as soon as she can - surely he's got most of the party latin out of the way now? We need a Michael Vaughan-style redemption pronto.
In one of the pictures posted by Strictly, Ed was in a different waistcoat - presumably from the rehearsals. War Drobe clearly decided that all-white was a far better look for him...
Danny and Oti were still my favourites too, in spite of the dodgy footwork.”
Or maybe the all white get up was also a dig at Russell
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Or maybe the all white get up was also a dig at Russell ”
“Or maybe the all white get up was also a dig at Russell
”
Or maybe he's after a gig as The Man From Del Monte. All he needs is a white hat, and I bet TTF could help with that.
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Or maybe the all white get up was also a dig at Russell ”
“Or maybe the all white get up was also a dig at Russell
”
I'm sure they had given Russell's cha cha outfit a going over with the Febreeze after ITT just for the laughs. Eeevil Ward Robe 👹
My favourite bit was Brendan rushing round like a 5 year old pretending to be a plane.
Shame his microphone wasn't on, we could have heard him going "wheeeeeeeeee vooooom!"
Shame his microphone wasn't on, we could have heard him going "wheeeeeeeeee vooooom!"
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“My favourite bit was Brendan rushing round like a 5 year old pretending to be a plane.
Shame his microphone wasn't on, we could have heard him going "wheeeeeeeeee vooooom!"”
“My favourite bit was Brendan rushing round like a 5 year old pretending to be a plane.
Shame his microphone wasn't on, we could have heard him going "wheeeeeeeeee vooooom!"”
Bit like Mark Cavendish making racing car noises going round the race track in Abu Dhabi the other week (❤️Him so much
)
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Why did Ore stuff the lolliprop down his trews?”
“Why did Ore stuff the lolliprop down his trews?”
Just what I wanted to know.
I assumed their dance was based on Tubbs and Edward, the shopkeepers in League of Gentlemen.
Originally Posted by LisaC:
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
“I've been lurking here for ages but had to come out into the light today.
I love this thread. It should have it's own show.
Wouldn't that be better than these ridiculously insulting VTs?”
Eh'up, welcome to the subversive side of the forums, grab yourself a pashmina, a drink and let us know which hot men you've brought with you.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“Tess is in fact a gerbil, which accounts for the memory issues. Notorious for short term memory, your gerbil.
Welcome, pull up a chaise and have a croissant.”
“Tess is in fact a gerbil, which accounts for the memory issues. Notorious for short term memory, your gerbil.
Welcome, pull up a chaise and have a croissant.”
I remember their propensity towards having domestics. They slap each other 'round the face and everything. They also get insanely huffy if you don't give them their treats at exactly the same time. Yes, I had two.
Welcome aboard, LisaC. About that booze...
I'm about to watch Greg's dance again as I hated it but was reliably informed by friends that I woz wrong. I will see if I continue to be wrong. Perhaps a second view of Nat wafting round him like a white bedsheet in a gale might convince me otherwise.
Originally Posted by Rednell:
“I'm about to watch Greg's dance again as I hated it but was reliably informed by friends that I woz wrong. I will see if I continue to be wrong. Perhaps a second view of Nat wafting round him like a white bedsheet in a gale might convince me otherwise.”
“I'm about to watch Greg's dance again as I hated it but was reliably informed by friends that I woz wrong. I will see if I continue to be wrong. Perhaps a second view of Nat wafting round him like a white bedsheet in a gale might convince me otherwise.”
I loved Greg's dance.
It wasn't a Rhumba.
Heck, it was barely a dance.
But still loved it
Originally Posted by Rednell:
“I remember their propensity towards having domestics. They slap each other 'round the face and everything. They also get insanely huffy if you don't give them their treats at exactly the same time. Yes, I had two.
Welcome aboard, LisaC. About that booze...
I'm about to watch Greg's dance again as I hated it but was reliably informed by friends that I woz wrong. I will see if I continue to be wrong. Perhaps a second view of Nat wafting round him like a white bedsheet in a gale might convince me otherwise.”
“I remember their propensity towards having domestics. They slap each other 'round the face and everything. They also get insanely huffy if you don't give them their treats at exactly the same time. Yes, I had two.
Welcome aboard, LisaC. About that booze...
I'm about to watch Greg's dance again as I hated it but was reliably informed by friends that I woz wrong. I will see if I continue to be wrong. Perhaps a second view of Nat wafting round him like a white bedsheet in a gale might convince me otherwise.”
You are wrong or my tele is as Nat wafted about him in a bluey grey bedspread
BTW, has anyone actually figured out the 'story' behind that Charleston, I mean 'Ore sticks a lollipop down his pants then him and Jwann dance like hyped up toddlers having a fit' is a bit...ummm....well odd
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“BTW, has anyone actually figured out the 'story' behind that Charleston, I mean 'Ore sticks a lollipop down his pants then him and Jwann dance like hyped up toddlers having a fit' is a bit...ummm....well odd”
“BTW, has anyone actually figured out the 'story' behind that Charleston, I mean 'Ore sticks a lollipop down his pants then him and Jwann dance like hyped up toddlers having a fit' is a bit...ummm....well odd
”
Oh I don't know. That sounds absolutely par for the course for a Jo Clifton charleston to me.
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I loved Greg's dance.
It wasn't a Rhumba.
Heck, it was barely a dance.
But still loved it”
“I loved Greg's dance.
It wasn't a Rhumba.
Heck, it was barely a dance.
But still loved it”
I think it was a Manly Pose Waft With Extra Grrr.
However, it was NOT a rumba.
He's better Whited Out. Less ginger.
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“BTW, has anyone actually figured out the 'story' behind that Charleston, I mean 'Ore sticks a lollipop down his pants then him and Jwann dance like hyped up toddlers having a fit' is a bit...ummm....well odd”
“BTW, has anyone actually figured out the 'story' behind that Charleston, I mean 'Ore sticks a lollipop down his pants then him and Jwann dance like hyped up toddlers having a fit' is a bit...ummm....well odd
”
The "lollipops" were hot toffee apples he jigged abhat a bit for obvious reasons and she fell about laughing being your typical evil Clifton, who knows?...
Was there a story?
Was it choreographed, did we just catch them when they thought they were backstage and that's their normal pre dance warm up?
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