No, it was big pile of ordure.

Still trying to work out what The Joker & Harley had to do with Gatsby? Let alone what Beetlejuice crossed with Lenny Henry's David Belamy has to do with "I want candy"? 😕

You have to admire Joanne and Ore for actually making an appearance after wardrobe and makeup had finished with them.
I would have been hiding in the dressing room, refusing to come out.
It did have the added advantage of significantly less camera hogging than usual

The Joker and Harley Quinn are CRAZY and IN LOVE and were dancing to CRAZY IN LOVE. It's the Len's Judging Comments school of song choices.

Unappreciating that Brenda came back and choreographed (I use the word loosely) that frightful Jive. Seriously?

She should have had Gorka again. He can actually teach and is not a failed wannebee rock God in pleather doomed to a middle age crises that keeps on giving.

Time you went. You're too old for this, you look like merde and your mind has already left for Netherwallop under the Mould or some such tedious village.

Time you left boy. Grow some beans or something

You have to feel a bit sorry for Ore.
Danny smoothly makes his conductor's baton <waggly eyebrow smilie> disappear.
Ore has to stuff confectionery down his trews.

Unappreciating the fact that it is now so clear to see that the judges have their favourites and are marking them to suit their own agendas

I'm not sure Brenda choreographed anything. He just heard 'hover board', 'Meatloaf', 'bats', 'vampires' and went to his happy place. Anastacia was just left to keep up as best she could.

Beautifully put darling. It was so. I do loathe Brenda. I wish someone would come and just take him away. Forever.

I still haven't worked out the story behind the bike riding, bench bothering tango from week 1. Don't ask me to give any more thought to a Jwann dance.

And don't forget he needed to practise riding his hoverboard. There was no time left for things like choreography and teaching.

Apart from his eyebrows, which remained two fuzzy little orange caterpillars amidst the white.


Ore-dure

I wonder how much the hoverboard was just because still-poorly Brendan couldn't actually dance for the whole timeslot but was damned if he was going to let Gorka tha Corka steal his thunder again.

Oh look another TTF and Karen are in love dance.

Joy.

Brenda getting yet another opportunity to play out all his vampire fantasies...

Not appreciating that glimpse into TTF's sex life

There was no way on this earth that Brenda was going to let anyone stand in for him this week
Current Brenda vampire count = 3

I like to think this is a homage to Gavot and Katya

Lol Brenda is having fun, but have they put Karen in a tablecloth?

Oof.
" Coming in the air tonight " is not a phrase I ever want to hear in association with Kevin.

that was dreadful

That was shite. They're actually choreographing TTF running around like a toddler on Haribos now!

That song is now ruined for life....

Right, we've got chips for tea, just been out to the Chinese. Help yourselves. Salted and vinegarred.

Job lot of red tablecloths then.

why does Craig have red bird poo on his shoulder ?