I reckon when all of the pros are told they're dancing to x, with a theme of x by TPTB they all stare in mild horror. Even TTF!

I dance professionally myself and I'm pretty sure everybody in my company (even the annoying ones) would be like "You what?"

Trust me, there are plenty of annoying ones.

It happens when the birds have ODed on berries, usually

Pigeons are on vodka and Red Bull.

If SCD have to do vampires, why can't they do a Lost Boys theme? Best vampire movie and sound track ever.

Brenda's going to start a petition

Ed has inherited the Craig Kelly hips. 👻

I missed the drumming gorilla.

Not appreciating Daisy being in the bottom two again - I want to take her out for a drink.

Poor Daisy. On the verge of a panic attack.

Time to mute the telly

Aww Daisy. She's so lovely.

You are quite correct - blueish grey bedsheet.

I've sort of revised my opinion. The dance wasn't the problem, it's the music.

This music is even worse.

Who are these dance imposters?

Well, it's something

She is, but she's in a 3-way battle with Laura and Louise for votes.

Appreciating the look of pure embarrassment that one of the backing dancers gave right down the camera

That 'song' was awful. And the dancers looked like they'd forgotten their gym kit and had to do it in bare feet.

Did I accidentally turn on dancing with the stars by mistake?

Was that a Lenlastseries burn there?
Unless you've done ballroom you wouldn't appreciate how hard that was.
Ooooh <draws handbag up to chest>

I expected two of them to go sliding into the steps when they took off at full pelt towards the singer and tried to apply the brakes.

I don't get Laura. She reminds me of that blond girl who danced with the new American a few series ago and ended up going out with him. A bit drippy and a bit bland and a bit forgettable.

Brenda is delighted.
"Another go on the hover board. YAY! "

Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.

Completely agree. Getting a distinctly drippy vibe off her - perhaps unfairly.

Ali Bastian?
Also had a foot injury
I quite like her when she's in front of me, but then she vanishes when she isn't. It's the curse of Joe Varney

He'd been power voting Ed when he wasn't creeping up on mrriors to see if he reflects.