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This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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MorticiaA
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

Longing for the day someone gives her a punishing right hook. Thought Lesley was going to handbag Toss last week...
Camis
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

She has no clue how to talk to people - if it ain't on the autocue she's completely lost.
mimi dlc
30-10-2016
"THIS GIRL"

*drink*
aggs
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

I'd miss the struggle she has to find 'empathy face' and misses every time
Rednell
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

Annoying, isn't she.
jnb_7
30-10-2016
Oh God......the most sexless AT in Strictly history.....coming next week - where is that rollseye smiley?!

FFS. tumbleweed next week then - cringe
Tejas
30-10-2016
Louise doing the first Argentine Tango of the series

Why God, why!?
aggs
30-10-2016
Brenda's just back in his school disco
Kmc1978
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

Because some of the names that get bandied about as her replacement are far worse (ie- Barrowman *Sideshow Bob shudder*), so some times, it's a case of Better the devil you know.
aurora01
30-10-2016
I see Brenda is taking the hoverbot straight to Erin Island...
perdiedumpling
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Ali Bastian?
Also had a foot injury
I quite like her when she's in front of me, but then she vanishes when she isn't. It's the curse of Joe Varney ”

It's odd, because I'm starting to really appreciate Joe Varney. He had a great first series, but that doesn't necessarily follow through to a second year. But yeah, I forget Laura...

Brenda is just delighted with that dance, isn't he? It's his idea of heaven.
Wiskas2
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Ali Bastian?
Also had a foot injury
I quite like her when she's in front of me, but then she vanishes when she isn't. It's the curse of Joe Varney ”

Think that's her. Was given a blue Cinderella dress to do a waltz and thats all I can remember apart from the drippiness.
Tanzie
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by jnb_7:
“Oh God......the most sexless AT in Strictly history.....coming next week - where is that rollseye smiley?!

FFS. tumbleweed next week then - cringe”


Indeed.
It'll be like two virgins arguing over whose turn it is to wear the chastity belt.
aggs
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Tejas:
“Louise doing the first Argentine Tango of the series

Why God, why!?”

Poor Sofs

Can you do an AT in cardi and jogging bottoms?
Camis
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by jnb_7:
“Oh God......the most sexless AT in Strictly history.....coming next week - where is that rollseye smiley?!

FFS. tumbleweed next week then - cringe”

An AT in a twinset and pearls.
mimi dlc
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Unappreciating Tess' constant ****ing Results Show stream of "aww wook at woor widduw face, are woo sad to be in da dance off isn't it SKARE-WEE, I feew so so sowwy for poor widdle woo" *pats hand* *strokes shoulder* *makes grab for crotch*. How anybody on here is pretending she's in any way an acceptable presenter I do not know.”

I think she and Zoe have a lucrative side bet on who can make contestants cry first
aggs
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Camis:
“An AT in a twinset and pearls.”

It's a heated argument on whether to have Horlicks or Oveltine.
MorticiaA
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by aurora01:
“I see Brenda is taking the hoverbot straight to Erin Island...”

Coaching the other couple. Please beat me..
mimi dlc
30-10-2016
If Anastacia had danced like that last night....




She still would have been bottom 2
perdiedumpling
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by jnb_7:
“Oh God......the most sexless AT in Strictly history.....coming next week - where is that rollseye smiley?!

FFS. tumbleweed next week then - cringe”

Oh, I dunno. I remember Tiny Tina, pleather catsuit, Jared and their AT...
Cadiva
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I loved Greg's dance.
It wasn't a Rhumba.
Heck, it was barely a dance.

But still loved it”

Ditto, I think that's why I liked it, because it wasn't a rumba!
Wiskas2
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Poor Sofs

Can you do an AT in cardi and jogging bottoms?”

It will be the first ever Barry & Freda AT.
aurora01
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Coaching the other couple. Please beat me..”

You could see it in his eyes...

Bon Voyage Brenda!

Au Reviour Anastacia! Tbh I quite like her, I think she's a lovely person even if it was her time.
MorticiaA
30-10-2016
Brenda cannot contain his glee.
Xassy
30-10-2016
I see Brenda loved his partner very much!
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