Originally Posted by eveningstar:
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
”
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
”
Flowery shower-hat?
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by eveningstar:
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'”
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
”
Unfortunately, whatever they do nothing is going to reach the hilarious giddy heights of Brenda on a hover board. That's one for the ages, that is
Originally Posted by tortoiseperson:
“Flowery shower-hat?”
“Flowery shower-hat?”
I was thinking of the hat we know and love from his ITT appearances
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Unfortunately, whatever they do nothing is going to reach the hilarious giddy heights of Brenda on a hover board. That's one for the ages, that is”
“Unfortunately, whatever they do nothing is going to reach the hilarious giddy heights of Brenda on a hover board. That's one for the ages, that is
”
I'm so glad Brendastacia limped on to give us that final gift. His eyemakeup just made it perfect
Originally Posted by eveningstar:
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'”
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
”
Feel sick
Originally Posted by eveningstar:
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'”
“TTF and Ms Redknapp may yet surprise us all with a raunchy AT to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
”
If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track.
I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock. TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I doubt it TTF wouldn't 'get' an AT if it spent the night with him and left him limping.”
“I doubt it TTF wouldn't 'get' an AT if it spent the night with him and left him limping.”
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track. I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock.
TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track.
I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock. TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
Twimsy, doing this😱😱
Honey lie down quick your still in shock😀
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I doubt it TTF wouldn't 'get' an AT if it spent the night with him and left him limping.”
“I doubt it TTF wouldn't 'get' an AT if it spent the night with him and left him limping.”
: Another gallon of brain bleach please BLEURGH
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track. I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock.
TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track.
I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock. TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
I see her more as Lew Dawson complete with rollers, back to front headscarf and pinny and the ripped tights are Nora Batty's, fag hanging out of corner of mouth.
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“Now you have jinxed it, we will all have to go out on Saturday and the thread will be an empty wasteland .............
But Sunday morning will be business as usual”
“Now you have jinxed it, we will all have to go out on Saturday and the thread will be an empty wasteland .............
But Sunday morning will be business as usual
”
Gosh, yes.
5th November, so we all have to go to Glasgow to watch the fireworks, and get caught up in a crowd with no mobile signal.
Do we have a Scottish contestant this year to be in danger?
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“Twimsy, doing this😱😱
Honey lie down quick your still in shock😀”
“Twimsy, doing this😱😱
Honey lie down quick your still in shock😀”
I think it is the after effect of the smelling salts!
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“Gosh, yes.
5th November, so we all have to go to Glasgow to watch the fireworks, and get caught up in a crowd with no mobile signal.
Do we have a Scottish contestant this year to be in danger?”
“Gosh, yes.
5th November, so we all have to go to Glasgow to watch the fireworks, and get caught up in a crowd with no mobile signal.
Do we have a Scottish contestant this year to be in danger?”
LOL I was thinking about that when I saw the mole wrangling thread. The infamous firework display that threw their idol Lulu under the bus.
No doubt we will find out about someone's Scottish ancestry post their exit. Then won't we all feel wise as we predicted it. Or we could get busy on ancestry.com and make a killing with the bookies.
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“So sorry. Not usually so very vulgar.
It's just the idea of that hysterical, little over-dancing ego tampering with a dance that is so far out of his limited dance zone he couldn't even spell most of the moves we do.
*stomps*”
“So sorry. Not usually so very vulgar.
It's just the idea of that hysterical, little over-dancing ego tampering with a dance that is so far out of his limited dance zone he couldn't even spell most of the moves we do.
*stomps*”
I hear you!!! Similarly not looking forward to his interpretation and Snorese's thoroughly bloodless execution. 😑
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“I think it is the after effect of the smelling salts!
LOL I was thinking about that when I saw the mole wrangling thread. The infamous firework display that threw their idol Lulu under the bus.”
“I think it is the after effect of the smelling salts!
LOL I was thinking about that when I saw the mole wrangling thread. The infamous firework display that threw their idol Lulu under the bus.
”
Sometimes DS throws out a gem
Serious/troll/mickey take made no difference - it was fab.
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“I hear you!!! Similarly not looking forward to his interpretation and Snorese's thoroughly bloodless execution. 😑”
“I hear you!!! Similarly not looking forward to his interpretation and Snorese's thoroughly bloodless execution. 😑”
And the 10's that will be given for it
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track. I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock.
TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track.
I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock. TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
.Brilliant. Can you pm Kevvers with those notes. So much better than anything he will "create".
Would like to add the finale of Jamie R storming the stage to punch TTF on the trilby for blighting Snorese's purity of mimsiness....
Originally Posted by aggs:
“And the 10's that will be given for it”
“And the 10's that will be given for it
”
Not to mention all the cries of "breakthrough" to try to con watchers that she is off the plateau, has finally embraced the character of dahnce, and is booking her place in the final. If they go with that scenario, I am begging for a leaderboard plunge and a bottom 2 boot.
Originally Posted by Lesley H:
“I see her more as Lew Dawson complete with rollers, back to front headscarf and pinny and the ripped tights are Nora Batty's, fag hanging out of corner of mouth.”
“I see her more as Lew Dawson complete with rollers, back to front headscarf and pinny and the ripped tights are Nora Batty's, fag hanging out of corner of mouth.”
- what a thought to wake up to!
I was thinking that every time in the past, there have been cries of dull and lacks emotion, Loius, Jay, Natalie etc, there has been a divided board, with those who see the emotion and those who don't.
It seems that however the board is united on the fact that she has not connecting and is frankly dull.
I know people are voting for her, but if the judges push a breakthrough when is just obvious there hasn't been one, I think there may be an anti judge failure to vote for her.
It seems that however the board is united on the fact that she has not connecting and is frankly dull.
I know people are voting for her, but if the judges push a breakthrough when is just obvious there hasn't been one, I think there may be an anti judge failure to vote for her.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track. I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock.
TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
“If my ears didn't decieve me they seem to be dancing their AT to a bona fide AT track.
I have been sniffing the smelling salts all evening to get over my shock. TTF is really going to pull out all the stops to make a meal of choreographing this one into a cliched tale. I bet he is raiding the props department as we speak to fill the floor with assorted street furniture to turn a ballroom tango into an Argentine one.
I am envisaging Lousie starting the number sprawled seductively over a BT distribution cabinet dressed as a street walker complete with fag and ripped tights.
Kevin will emerge from man hole cover as a grubby faced sweaty teclom engineer.
He will flash his eyebrows, she will nod, a few coins will change hands and they will dance - lots of kicking legs and a couple of ochos - around a telegraph pole lit by the light of a single street lamp.
Then having avoided going for any length of of a tango walk, they will sit in the gutter together (possibly on a pair of inconguously placed balloon back chairs) and post the coins down the nearest drain.”
It's a Strictly AT, you missed out the random foot sniffing, Morris dancing and serial killer choking.
Aljaz and Daisy are going to have Jwann and Ore's tango bike for sure,
Wonder who is going to get the standard VW gramophone - although it might be Nat's turn for that 'cos Aljaz had it last year.
Wonder who gets Benchy his week.
Wonder who is going to get the standard VW gramophone - although it might be Nat's turn for that 'cos Aljaz had it last year.
Wonder who gets Benchy his week.
Originally Posted by Gill P:
“Didn't Gorka and Anastacia get it the week before last?”
“Didn't Gorka and Anastacia get it the week before last?”
As Aggs says, Benchy has an awesome agent
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“I was thinking that every time in the past, there have been cries of dull and lacks emotion, Loius, Jay, Natalie etc, there has been a divided board, with those who see the emotion and those who don't.
It seems that however the board is united on the fact that she has not connecting and is frankly dull.
I know people are voting for her, but if the judges push a breakthrough when is just obvious there hasn't been one, I think there may be an anti judge failure to vote for her.”
“I was thinking that every time in the past, there have been cries of dull and lacks emotion, Loius, Jay, Natalie etc, there has been a divided board, with those who see the emotion and those who don't.
It seems that however the board is united on the fact that she has not connecting and is frankly dull.
I know people are voting for her, but if the judges push a breakthrough when is just obvious there hasn't been one, I think there may be an anti judge failure to vote for her.”
Add Pixie to that list too. I got fed up of people saying she was dull and disconnected, I thought she was bloody amazing! Normally I don't get the whole 'boring' label but Louise, good grief, she sends me to sleep. Could she be the dullest contestant in SCD history?
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