He'd probably be worried it would come off in her hand

Was thinking Tony has coped with the rising forehead much better.

Or bite it.

Unappreciating DS at the moment. Does anyone else have an iPad and keep getting redirected to ad pages? Driving me crazy.

Thank you Monaogg, I've been trying to work it out for days. TBH I'd forgotten about him!

Very wise.

Lucky you. Now share your secret - please?

Sorry I didn't mean to be cliquey, I did start writing his name and then was concerned it might be like Beetlejuice. The name should never be uttered.

To any lurkers out there please always ask sometimes thread shorthand gets a bit much though I sometimes remember WHATM threads when I used to watch big brother many years ago and the many and varied things that WHATM was supposed to mean.

You need to install an ad blocker app you pay a minimal fee and the ads stay tidily in a small top banner.

I can recommend the one with a red square and a white cross named adblocker.

DS is bad for ads otherwise.

Oh no I have realised why the DOT scorn for Loiuse is so real, I say tucked up in bed in my pjs with a nice hot chocolate after work. It's just too close to who we fear we are, in my heart I am forever 24 and living life in Greece amongst the olive vines and men named varieties of opolos.

In reality it's awfully comfy here with Mr Coppertop snoring gently by my side to put my cold feet on, and drinking my hot chocolate. Sometimes I even stick a splash of something in it!

I know how to live the life unexpected, pah my pjs have shoe string straps and sequins and I am going to put a splash of something in my hot chocolate right now. Take that Loiuse

Thanks

I became a bit fan of PJs and comfort after an unexpected and traumatic hospital stay. But then nobody is going to put me into Strictly as a hot favourite!

I prefer long cotton nighties myself. I don't think Louizzze is ever close to who I am. I would be more afraid of being someone like NotClooney, smirking away thinking everyone loves me whereas in fact they are laughing at me. And in my head I am forever in my various twenties, in my black leather jeans, studded belts, 4" stilettos and able to stay up all night and still look bright eyed and bushy tailed. Instead of falling asleep in the armchair at 7pm and tipping tea all over myself.

Are we still talking about the hair, here?

That too

Well I was, the other thought would require a whole vat of brain bleach and therapy

True.
I am Louise, only I'm much older and not half as pretty as her.

You're far too much fun and too sparkly to be Louise.

You are quite correct Lesley. I won't say the other didn't fleetingly pass through my mind also but I managed to beat it into submission (these innuendos are getting worse). At least I thought I had. But SOMEONE had to say it out loud...

Who would do such a thing??

🐍

Is it permitted to very slightly unappreciate Natalie? I know she's a goddess and all, but she seemed very invested in making excuses for the not-rumba she and her mortal partner did at the weekend. That is not the behaviour of the goddess I know and love.

Nat has somehow slipped into slightly intense Nat-with-a-contender mode.

I think she might be being a touch delusional there.

Yup.
Although its not like a NDB popular sporsman hasn't taken out/won over stage school ringers before

It shouldn't be! She's getting on my wick, fair enough if she did that routine to try and compensate for Greg's faults, but to keep banging on about what a complex rumba it was is just daft. The viewers have eyes!

I never got the whole goddess thing anyway, surely they're all just human? Mind you Oti is pretty special!