Originally Posted by chachaclo:
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
There wouldn't be enough gin in the world to make that even halfway bearable
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“I just watched Danny & Oti again.
Why weren't the judges saying that jive was as good as Jay's and Jill's etc?
I enjoyed it as much.
Danny even had Cary Grant trousers on - and he looked just as good in 'em.
And i still think he's as good a dancer as Gene Kelly.
And he'd be a sure fire hit as Danny Zuko.”
“I just watched Danny & Oti again.
Why weren't the judges saying that jive was as good as Jay's and Jill's etc?
I enjoyed it as much.
Danny even had Cary Grant trousers on - and he looked just as good in 'em.
And i still think he's as good a dancer as Gene Kelly.
And he'd be a sure fire hit as Danny Zuko.”
I get the feeling Danny will do a Tom Chambers and have a veeeeeeeery long West End career out of this. His sense of rhythm and timing is brilliant, and he looks so good when he's doing it. He absolutely gives me the Gene Kelly vibe as well - a beautiful dancer who looks efortless but sells every step.
Originally Posted by Phalaris:
“Specialist worker? For the man with secretly modest tastes?”
“Specialist worker? For the man with secretly modest tastes?”
'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??
Originally Posted by chachaclo:
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
He may well attempt a sexy dance to Gary Barlow, but ultimately he will as usual, fall short of sexy and will end up looking somewhere between confused and constipated.
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I get the feeling Danny will do a Tom Chambers and have a veeeeeeeery long West End career out of this. His sense of rhythm and timing is brilliant, and he looks so good when he's doing it. He absolutely gives me the Gene Kelly vibe as well - a beautiful dancer who looks efortless but sells every step.”
“I get the feeling Danny will do a Tom Chambers and have a veeeeeeeery long West End career out of this. His sense of rhythm and timing is brilliant, and he looks so good when he's doing it. He absolutely gives me the Gene Kelly vibe as well - a beautiful dancer who looks efortless but sells every step.”
I've had the Gene Kelly vibe from him from week one.
And I hate the injustice that a] he's been put down so much by the Judges and b] that it was Ore who got the praise from Gene Kelly's widow.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
I was thinking more along the lines of "I'll have a nice cup of tea while you do the washing up" - dunno, bit of a niche market perhaps?
Unappreciating Joe Varney taking over their dance, Claudia's dress, Ore loving himself too much,but quite enjoyed the evening.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
That's just given me a horrible mental image of Twimsy doing their showdance to The Ballad of Freda and Barry
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“Oh I don't know. In some cases indecent trousers might perk things up!
”
“Oh I don't know. In some cases indecent trousers might perk things up!
”
Only if they use white trousers on Aljaz. Ore... not so much..
Originally Posted by chachaclo:
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“LMSO
yep shock elimination coming I think.”
“LMSO
yep shock elimination coming I think.”
Nah. Daisy's twee waltz vs Laura's stiff samba.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
Trying to snigger quietly so Mr Spratt doesn't ask what I'm laughing at
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Nah. Daisy's twee waltz vs Laura's stiff samba.”
“Nah. Daisy's twee waltz vs Laura's stiff samba.”
Agreed.
I do think Joe Varney's jacket deserved a 10 though.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“She'd never make a living as a Lady of the Night in Buenos Aires though, not with the modesty panel and sensible skirt.”
“She'd never make a living as a Lady of the Night in Buenos Aires though, not with the modesty panel and sensible skirt.”
Not to mention the deflating doll passionstance she adopts to portray passion...
Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Agreed.
I do think Joe Varney's jacket deserved a 10 though.”
“Agreed.
I do think Joe Varney's jacket deserved a 10 though.”
Not as much as Anton's sparkly trews from week 2 did... I nearly broke a rib from laughing so hard at them
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I get the feeling Danny will do a Tom Chambers and have a veeeeeeeery long West End career out of this. His sense of rhythm and timing is brilliant, and he looks so good when he's doing it. He absolutely gives me the Gene Kelly vibe as well - a beautiful dancer who looks efortless but sells every step.”
“I get the feeling Danny will do a Tom Chambers and have a veeeeeeeery long West End career out of this. His sense of rhythm and timing is brilliant, and he looks so good when he's doing it. He absolutely gives me the Gene Kelly vibe as well - a beautiful dancer who looks efortless but sells every step.”
Yes I wouldn't be at all surprised and I wouldn't begrudge him either.
Originally Posted by chachaclo:
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
Mr Barlow would never allow it.
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“Not as much as Anton's sparkly trews from week 2 did... I nearly broke a rib from laughing so hard at them”
“Not as much as Anton's sparkly trews from week 2 did... I nearly broke a rib from laughing so hard at them
”
They weren't trousers, they were an oil slick!
Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Agreed.
I do think Joe Varney's jacket deserved a 10 though.”
“Agreed.
I do think Joe Varney's jacket deserved a 10 though.”
Joe Varney always looks very well turned out (listen to me, I sound like my nan!) on ITT. Lovely suits. I do think he has at least some input into his outfits because he's never had an absolute horror - he seems to know a bit about tailoring from the cut of the suits he wears outside of the show.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
“'Oh yes, the tea towel, hit me with the tea towel!!' - that sort of thing? Are there enough customers to keep her in sensible cardies and tartan slippers??”
Tea towel flicks can be seriously painful. More like, Lets throw caution to the wind..... Dab me roughly with that anti bacterial sponge you haven't rinsed.
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Only if they use white trousers on Aljaz. Ore... not so much..”
“Only if they use white trousers on Aljaz. Ore... not so much..”
White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.
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