Speaking of awful costuming, I'm just going to remind you of TTF's leather pants last week. Shudder.
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by fleabee:
“What's tff?”
“What's tff?”
When Kevin did his Samba with Susanna he was meant to be Indiana Jones leaping from pillar to pillar but instead, looked like a Tiny Tree Frog jumping on Lily pads. Also now adapted to Tiny Twee Frog due to his love of twee.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
I guess scall-oops are too avent guard and for'n
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Joe Varney always looks very well turned out (listen to me, I sound like my nan!) on ITT. Lovely suits. I do think he has at least some input into his outfits because he's never had an absolute horror - he seems to know a bit about tailoring from the cut of the suits he wears outside of the show.”
“Joe Varney always looks very well turned out (listen to me, I sound like my nan!) on ITT. Lovely suits. I do think he has at least some input into his outfits because he's never had an absolute horror - he seems to know a bit about tailoring from the cut of the suits he wears outside of the show.”
Dah-ling, he's it-alian.....
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Tea towel flicks can be seriously painful. More like, Lets throw caution to the wind..... Dab me roughly with that anti bacterial sponge you haven't rinsed.”
“Tea towel flicks can be seriously painful. More like, Lets throw caution to the wind..... Dab me roughly with that anti bacterial sponge you haven't rinsed.”
Eeeuw. Now, that's definitely niche and a bit pervy
Just catching up, was tonight's show a tribute to Aliona's hairstyles?
That fecking wig made another appearance and Jo had that Salsa ponytail thing that Aliona had last year.
That fecking wig made another appearance and Jo had that Salsa ponytail thing that Aliona had last year.
Originally Posted by chachaclo:
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
“Good lord I hope TTF isn't going to do a sexy dance to Barlow...”
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
“TTF stands behind Daisy's fruit & veg stall, except it's now selling wet fish. He's wearing a yellow rain poncho and a sou'wester. Louise strolls by in a nice tweed coat and brogues, carrying a shopping basket. She looks at TTF's stall, eyeing up his mackerel. She moves on, he rushes out of the stall and grabs her arm 'what about my haddock instead?' and tries to force a fillet on her. She pushes it back, he pushes it forward. She turns away, he pivots round her. He grabs her and sniffs her hair. She smacks him with her basket and stomps off. Bruno goes into meltdown and grabs Len's 10 paddle so he can jold up two 10s. He is overcome with the raw unbridled passion. Darcey's nodded off and Len's muttering about pickled herring. Craig gives an in-depth critque of how much harder she could have hit him if she had kept her arm straight.”
POTD
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Tea towel flicks can be seriously painful. More like, Lets throw caution to the wind..... Dab me roughly with that anti bacterial sponge you haven't rinsed.”
“Tea towel flicks can be seriously painful. More like, Lets throw caution to the wind..... Dab me roughly with that anti bacterial sponge you haven't rinsed.”
Snort
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.
”
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.
”
Oh lucky lucky you.
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Speaking of awful costuming, I'm just going to remind you of TTF's leather pants last week. Shudder.”
“Speaking of awful costuming, I'm just going to remind you of TTF's leather pants last week. Shudder.”
Pleather
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.”
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.
”
That's just mean
Just watching again and......
yeh yeh, Louise did the steps alright but her face was expressionless.
Can you even have a bland expression?
Well, you can because she did.
The only drama there was the music.
Teacher's Pet.
yeh yeh, Louise did the steps alright but her face was expressionless.
Can you even have a bland expression?
Well, you can because she did.
The only drama there was the music.
Teacher's Pet.
Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.”
“White trousers look fab on a black man with a pert bum. I kknow because I have one here (not in white trousers ATM) and he is drop dead sexy in them.
”
If you haven't seen "Hail Caesar!" I recommend you check it out, if only for Channing Tatum's dance scene (white trousers and all!) - my girlfriend specifically requested it on Blu-Ray for her birthday!
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Speaking of awful costuming, I'm just going to remind you of TTF's leather pants last week. Shudder.”
“Speaking of awful costuming, I'm just going to remind you of TTF's leather pants last week. Shudder.”
I managed to not notice them. I've wisely not had the urge to watch back to see them. On the other hand, I did spend much of last Sunday vomiting, maybe I'd subconsciously noticed them
Sorry to remind you all of TTF's pleather trousers: https://i2.wp.com/cdn.images.express...rse-709327.jpg
Also, the fact that kevincliftonfans.wordpress.com is an actual thing and not some sort of horrible joke.
Also, the fact that kevincliftonfans.wordpress.com is an actual thing and not some sort of horrible joke.
Cloudier was under marked - AJ choreographed a better dance than the marks reflected.
I loved Joe Varney - it was as if he had thought that they would probably go out anyway so he'd just have a good time showing off!
When TTF was over celebrating after his marks, OH said he wished he wouldn't jump about like an 8 year old stage school kid and that a true stage school turnout would remember, teeth and tits at all times (my darlings! )
.....It made me laugh!
I loved Joe Varney - it was as if he had thought that they would probably go out anyway so he'd just have a good time showing off!
When TTF was over celebrating after his marks, OH said he wished he wouldn't jump about like an 8 year old stage school kid and that a true stage school turnout would remember, teeth and tits at all times (my darlings! )
.....It made me laugh!
Originally Posted by westlifefan123:
“Louise's dance tonight was seriously overmarked tonight and she is way too over rated
”
“Louise's dance tonight was seriously overmarked tonight and she is way too over rated
”
Definitely - though the dress was distracting as well and was hideous and unflattering
Originally Posted by aggs:
“
I guess scall-oops are too avent guard and for'n”
“
I guess scall-oops are too avent guard and for'n”
Ooo no, no shellfish. Mr Louise had some once on holiday in Tennereefy, made him proper poorly, he was up all night.
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Sorry to remind you all of TTF's pleather trousers: https://i2.wp.com/cdn.images.express...rse-709327.jpg
Also, the fact that kevincliftonfans.wordpress.com is an actual thing and not some sort of horrible joke.”
“Sorry to remind you all of TTF's pleather trousers: https://i2.wp.com/cdn.images.express...rse-709327.jpg
Also, the fact that kevincliftonfans.wordpress.com is an actual thing and not some sort of horrible joke.”
Again a tribute to Ward Robe that they are simultaneously snug and baggy
Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“Definitely - though the dress was distracting as well and was hideous and unflattering”
“Definitely - though the dress was distracting as well and was hideous and unflattering”
Yep - hate the favouritism from the judges towards TTF and Louise - hope my faves stay another week though
Originally Posted by shuddupfluffy:
“Definitely - though the dress was distracting as well and was hideous and unflattering”
“Definitely - though the dress was distracting as well and was hideous and unflattering”
It was - Louizzzzz is very slender but it made her look curiously tubby about the tummy area.
Originally Posted by chitarivera:
“Just watching again and......
yeh yeh, Louise did the steps alright but her face was expressionless.
Can you even have a bland expression?
Well, you can because she did.
The only drama there was the music.
Teacher's Pet.”
“Just watching again and......
yeh yeh, Louise did the steps alright but her face was expressionless.
Can you even have a bland expression?
Well, you can because she did.
The only drama there was the music.
Teacher's Pet.”
The strange thing is that you couldn't see her face for most of the dance (just watch it again!).
Originally Posted by westlifefan123:
“Louise's dance tonight was seriously overmarked tonight and she is way too over rated ”
“Louise's dance tonight was seriously overmarked tonight and she is way too over rated
”
Welcome to the club...
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