You lot have been busy! Almost like the old days, lots of pages to catch up on. Well, two.
Originally Posted by slappers r us:
“only posh ones that are thrice fried and dipped in organic mayo and served on a nice white plate or one of those twee little fryer baskets”
Or a roof slate.
Originally Posted by ianmatt:
“You have no clue as to how Trump will perform, he won and won pretty easily so he deserves his chance, it wasn't as if the alternative was too appetising.”
I think we can hazard a guess as to how he will perform, that's the problem. And he didn't win easily; he actually got less votes than his main opposition. The alternative, as you call her, was way more 'appetising' than that disgusting waste of oxygen.
Originally Posted by ianmatt:
“He won where he needed to, played the system perfectly. Stacking up votes in strong areas was futile, if the system was different no doubt Trump would have played a different game. It was in real terms not even close, a comfortable Trump win.”
You sound as though you are a supporter.
Originally Posted by durnovarian:
“And swishing. And perving. <leaves pashmina on the floor and wanders off to watch Staff doing Topless Housework.>
(There's a reason we leave the empties everywhere and tread nibbles into the carpet.)”
Yes!! This!! More perving! We haven't perved for ages!
Originally Posted by tortoiseperson:
“Please no, the thought of Jamie Redknapp teabagging makes me wish for a barf smilie.”

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There you go.
Originally Posted by Dervlathedog:
“Do you think so? I feel that Trump victory is scary enough to pull the rug from the middle-ground that the Labour right (to their shame) and the non-patrician side of the Tory party have been sustaining. The politics of that 'centre' are being seen for what they are. There's a better chance now (I hope!) for a proper anti-austerity Govt than we had before. I know sections of the press have been trying to normalise Trump and so keep the lid on things for a few more years, but it's not going to work, is it!?!
Is this foolish optimism? Can't do any harm, I figure...”
Trump is extremely scary, because he doesn't realise his limitations - which are many and great. He's a 12 year old not very bright boy in a man's body. Not sure it will affect the right wing lot here, they're more likely to admire him.
Now, about the perving. What do you fancy? Italian footballers, Irish actors, assorted musicians.... ?