BIB this exactly.

It's such a hard work to be nice to people for the whole 30 seconds, apparently. It's a light programme for the fans of SCD, not some deep philosophical discussion.

Here, have some of mine: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...8167e563ed.jpg

Well if you discount Season One which was all ends up hilarious with Christopher Parker and Season Two with the delightful Julian Clary, there's always been plenty of beige yus


Ahhhh!


Why thank you, most kind!

*de-lurks and sidles in....

Just catching up a bit here and I had to look up 'teabagging'....

*sidles out gibbering and re-lurks

Sighs whistfully for that one glorious year when we all gathered to point and laugh at the costume reveal from the dress rehearsals.

It was like a little aperitif prior to the main show

Now we have to make up our own.

I am going for Ed in a fully sequinned jacket, I would go for trousers too but Anton appears to have patented them.

Absolutely, can't he just think of the fee or the hard work that Oksana is putting in? It puts her in a difficult position when he's being snarky.

I hope this doesn't mean you think that Ed will have NO trousers

Sighs thinks whist fully of the fun the NAT used to be.

Unappreciates pomposity greatly!

ETA thigh why I should have to say this is beyond me, no I did not mean Judge Rinder.

*wanders in with crate of Jameson and 40 Raspberry ciders, plus entourage and petit fours*

Couch therapy and motivation and body language? Where has the NAT gone? Is this the day that NAT died? Politics as well? Dear lord.

*summons crate carrier and entourage and leaves for the Maldives*

Greg may be in pink going by ITT last night.

You have an entourage sulks - stomps out looking for staff.

Totally unappreciating that because of some humourless sods I had to trawl through the utter crap that ITT has descended into to find out what Bobby Rinder did or said that was so bad some folks seem to believe he should be taken out and shot - it was funny for FFS - I blame all this on Trump and his addle-brained supporters.

Buggers off to Erin Island sans entourage but with crates.

There's unappreciation of the unappreciation thread... is this the moment a wormhole in time opens us up and sucks us all in?

Just occasionally I like it when the celebs show sparks of their real selves not the PR, staged, all chums together and bestest thing ever-Iness off it. If they also respond to my shouted at the tele instructions, so much the better.
<super villain hand movements>

What you're basically saying is they should have got a white cat for RR to stroke at the same time?

I nearly put 'pussy' but relented. You should all be proud of me.

Text from the Maldives:

Perhaps it is time to dig out the NAT Manifesto and ask everyone to read it yet again, think about it - and then reset mindframe.

Yours, etc

Idris
Shemar
The Mistress

Thing is if the NAT starts to point at other threads and posters >>>> out there then they will come in and defend their opinions . I used to post in the NAT a lot when it was simple fun and sarky comments on the show / dresses / props etc .Once it got personal I felt it best not to join in if I am honest .
IMO if we have an issue with a thread or post or posts then by all means question them on that thread , or have a discussion out there .But it was never the trend on the NAT to unappreciate others opinions in here and snigger about it . In doing so then posters will come and defend themselves in here . Just my opinion

So what we really need is for someone to get into that cupboard and sabotage the cards. Who should we nominate? I mean Judge Rinder seems like the obvious choice right now. He can probably get away without Oksana noticing and if he's writing the question cards, we could end up with all sorts. Though we might end up with lots of questions about just how much everyone appreciates teachers and war veterans and I'm not sure how much of that I could take. It would most likely end with Ore in tears and Cloudia wondering why people keep insisting she must still be close to her school teachers. Ed would just think he'd ended up back on Question Time by mistake.

I live to serve, Shemar and Idris.
Oh, and Mistress too, of course <shifty face> 😘

The problem with RR rewriting the questions is each one would finish with "wouldn't you say, Oksana?" which would make no sense when the other couples are being questioned.

Unless she pops up in each interview like a dancing gooseberry - I wouldn't mind that.

EDIT: They could dress her as a dancing gooseberry... she'd still look better than some in the main show costumes!

Replies from a rowboat on the way to Erin Island.

Do we start the mourning for the NAT?

Lost somewhere off Bognor.

excellent.
I think Danny could get away with it as well.
He has definite snerk going on and I'd love to see the questions Oti could come up with

Bless you darling! You have always been a true DOT.

Mwah from us all. We'll be back when the pool is clean.

Love ya xxx

We already have sweetie but brave aggs is still there. Perhaps Bognor could become a new HQ?

Now there's a thought.

Do I need to send the helicopter for you?

"What instruments of torture does you pro use on you when you get a step wrong?"
"How do you cope when your celebrity keeps moving off on the wrong foot?"