Good point, KitKat, well made. TTF's is U-shaped which is a more female hairline. There had been rumours about transplants ...

Pfft, you think that's bad, I've got to watch it tonight.... SOBER!!!!

Still looks more wiggy to me.

You have my most sincere sympathies.

*snorts quietly*

Looks like he has something growing from the follicles, just might be using a thickener to add bulk.

BTW am I the only one who thinks of Ed's awful bungled lift of Katya as "the Trump lift" because he appeared to grab her by the

Definitely an 11 on the awkward scale. indeed.

I was thinking amphibian. But that could work too.

How can today be Saturday?
It was Saturday yesterday.
Very confused.

Oh dear. I shall think of you whilst quaffing wine with friends. And again when I watch the show on playback. Still quaffing wine.

Such a thing actually exists? They must be making camera lenses super strong these days. Still have some brain bleach left if anyone needs it.

We should all wear sparkly armbands in solidarity with Kmc. While quaffing wine obviously.

I never knew hoverboard porn was a thing!

No, for me, yesterday was thursday, the day before that was friday, so logically today must be wednesday. On the plus side, if that makes tomorrow tuesday, then I should be able to return to normal by monday

You're all heart!
Hopefully, hubby should be getting some on his way home from work tonight but that will be after the show. At least I should be on my way to being pickled by the time the spoiler comes through.

So who's for the chop tonight?
I'm guess that even if Ed Balls gets stuck up in the air with his flying piano, and simply waves along to the music for 90 seconds, he'll be safe.
(and still will have done more dancing than Ann Widdecombe ever did)

I'm plumping for Greg and Cloudier in bottom 2. I don't think you can rely on the bottom 2 rebound at this stage.

Other predictions:
Len will tell Cloudier that she is as sweet as candyfloss.
Ed will be compared to beach donkey

I reckon Greg and Ore.

Much as I'd love Ore vs Louizzźzzzzzzzzze.

Well, well, well. Look at what the kat dragged in... What time do you call this, missy? Not appearing for half a series and just waltz back in 'ere all ladida?

Good to have you back. *mwah*

Also, commiserations to KMC. To unvoluntarily have to endure Blackpool *drink* without *drink* must be a fresh hell all on it's own.

Surely some fairground carousel comparison for Ore? Or something similar.

Hey handsome! *mwah*

I've been lurking mostly, so much to unappreciate so little time!

Bruno will target Louizzzze as his ""diva time" fixation now Laura and Daisy have left as for the love of God he can't seriously aim that part of his perving on Cloudia who won't even come above desk level in the Blackpool *drink* ballroom tonight.

I hear ya there babe. Now poor aggs has to do it all on her own. She does do a stellar job of it, but still #snotfair

Your restraint is admirable.

I'm expecting this to be Cloudier's week. She's a pocket rocket with a decent jive song and a good theme. I reckon she'll top the board this week they'll want a change from constant Danny and Louise and call me mad but they seem to quite like a northerner topping out at Blackpool.