Evening all!

WTF is Toss wearing? (I feel I can just repeat this every show)

Tess dressing to avoid wonkey boobedness and looking like she's peddling stolen watches from there instead. <3

It was rubbish. And I say this as someone who usually enjoys the slightly naff themed pro dances!

Looks like something the Blake's 7 baddie (Servalan?) would wear.

Kevin, modest as ever!!

He makes me want to kick the telly box

He is so much more invested in this than Louizze is. She's just wondering how long she has to wait until she can put her slippers on and have her cocoa.

Oh poor Louise, another week with TTF. I've never seen someone say "I've never been so happy" without smiling or moving their face at all. She really is just going through the motions at this point.

What if she wins? She'll be stuck with him on the tour! Louise, you need to fake an injury or something love.

Hahahhaa Claudia there with a loaded question. "Are you going to get excited? Is that in your nature?" Louise: "No."

That's a dress Ola would have rejected for being a bit too revealing...

Louise : no, the day we start getting competitive, is the day I stop enjoying dancing.
Oti's face : WTF? I will crush anyone underfoot who stands between me and the Glitterball

Has Tess' stylist dressed Ellie Goulding? WTF is around her ankles? (Trying to ignore the see through dress)

Oh joy, TTF and The Goat Wrangler... again *miss the rolley eyes smiley*

Loving Claudia's blue shoes

I haven't made it beyond her dress, yet.
Aunt Bessie is missing her net curtains.

Claudias dress reminds me of one of those naff toilet roll covers.

Shame her dress looks like it's been made out of net curtains.....

Apologies Aggs - didn't see your post

Kevin had a wut? Face as well.
Flitting behind his eyes was 4 finals potentially and all I have to show for it are a trio of shared second places and a twitch.

Just when I'm starting to accept Karen and her legs - she dances barefoot.
No Karen. Just no.

Darcey gave the most useless advice ever to Judge Rinder there... not that its likely to matter now. Ed is getting his farewell speech ready.

Tess: What can Ed do to improve on Saturday's performance
Judges: B*tch please, he's f*cked

Oh ffs!

Just as well it's not a singing show.

Glorious Oti even owning the naff Musicals Week trailer

And the one actual singer sang the least. 😒