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This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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coppertop1
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“That would be an ecumenical matter ”


Where are the bishops ?
Monaogg
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
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Where are the bishops ? ”

Are they new pro dancers for next year?
aggs
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Are they new pro dancers for next year? ”

Yup, there's 4 of them, brother, sister and spouses.
They are going to stand in The Clauditorium and shout 'over marked' at every Clifton score.
It's going to be carnage.
One of them may facially resemble Mr Jordan.
mimi dlc
01-12-2016
I think the producers missed a trick.
If they wanted to give Kev and Louise a classic frontier musical number, surely Oklahoma's Surrey with a Fringe on Top would be more appropriate considering Kevin's hairdo
aggs
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I think the producers missed a trick.
If they wanted to give Kev and Louise a classic frontier musical number, surely Oklahoma's Surrey with a Fringe on Top would be more appropriate considering Kevin's hairdo”


Yee haw
DeiseDays
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by mimi dlc:
“I think the producers missed a trick.
If they wanted to give Kev and Louise a classic frontier musical number, surely Oklahoma's Surrey with a Fringe on Top would be more appropriate considering Kevin's hairdo”

"Watch that fringe and see how it flutters
When I drive them high steppin' strutters
Nosey folk'll peek thru their shutters
And their eyes will pop"

Prophetic
Tejas
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by What name??:
“The poor woman looks as if she might have a conniption about the thought of saying yee hi. And people say Kevin never gets duffers or has to work hard and is the favoured one. She seems very hard work to me.”

Agreed.

I actually think that Louise is a bit broken inside - beyond being a mother and wife, does she know who she is anymore? I found her interactions with Jamie last week rather sad; he seemed very jealous at the thought of her being so close to another men (its Kevin FFS!) and she seemed ridiculously uncomfortable around him. Its quite sad.

I still don't want her in the final though!
OldShep56
01-12-2016
The utter madness of this thread, the ability to change topic at the drop of a hat and the joy of learning new words ie bloody zeitgeist, is all that has kept me coming back to SCD this year.
I have been watching since series 4 and this is the most disappointing series yet. I can't wait for the end of it and the demise of Mr bloody Goodman. But I am sure, come next August it will all start again with ridiculous judges comments and favouritism to the bloody Cliftons.

LONG LIVE THE DOT's
ladydancer1
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“OR

He's a bloody awful teacher to not see his students weaknesses and choreograph to accommodate them.

Last year he had no idea how to tone down Kelly nor even recognise it was a problem.

This year it's exactly the opposite, trying to make a people pleaser make it all about her is never going to go well.”

Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I think his real issue is that it is all about him and his desire to win something. It means that no matter who he dances with, he cannot really see them or stand back enough from his own desire to be on top to really showcase them.

He is not generous dancer, he is a desperate one. Fatal in my book.”

I can't wait to see it.
Alleycat666
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by OldShep56:
“The utter madness of this thread, the ability to change topic at the drop of a hat and the joy of learning new words ie bloody zeitgeist, is all that has kept me coming back to SCD this year.
I have been watching since series 4 and this is the most disappointing series yet. I can't wait for the end of it and the demise of Mr bloody Goodman. But I am sure, come next August it will all start again with ridiculous judges comments and favouritism to the bloody Cliftons.

LONG LIVE THE DOT's”

Post of the day!
Monkseal
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by durnovarian:
“I thought their dance was going to be a quickstep this week? Hadn't realised line-dancing was due a revival...”

It's Musicals Week, she'll spend most of it clog-dancing on top of a table whilst Kevin fiddles with his lasso on Jeremy Vine's plastic Playmobil horse, Cloudia's going to have 20 backing dancers all dressed as giraffes and be thrown from one to the other without ever touching the floor and more potted plants dotted around the floor than Homebase. Danny's going to have a full disco set with Cloudia's giant samba glitterball rolling loose like the start of Indiana Jones and Oti tottering around under the weight of a 20lb afro inexpertly sewn in by Vicky Gill by hand with a couple of knitting needles, coz, it's like, ethnic and disco and tribal. Ore's going to be surrounded by manically grinning oompa loompas (double duty for AJ there) with 16 packets of Tangfastics shoved down his pants whilst Joanne thcweams about the place as Veruca Salt, chasing a live squirrel around the dancefloor (because they WILL base it on the crappy Johnny Depp version for SURE) that will end up biting Len on the nose and giving him rabies.

Rindy on the other hand will get a second hand Letterman jacket shoved into his arms and told to just get on with it.
MorticiaA
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“It's Musicals Week, she'll spend most of it clog-dancing on top of a table whilst Kevin fiddles with his lasso on Jeremy Vine's plastic Playmobil horse, Cloudia's going to have 20 backing dancers all dressed as giraffes and be thrown from one to the other without ever touching the floor and more potted plants dotted around the floor than Homebase. Danny's going to have a full disco set with Cloudia's giant samba glitterball rolling loose like the start of Indiana Jones and Oti tottering around under the weight of a 20lb afro coz, it's like, ethnic and disco and tribal. Ore's going to be surrounded by manically grinning oompa loompas (double duty for AJ there) with 16 packets of Tangfastics shoved down his pants whilst Joanne thcweams about the place as Veruca Salt, chasing a live squirrel around the dancefloor (because they WILL base it on the crappy Johnny Depp version for SURE) that will end up biting Len on the nose and giving him rabies.

Rindy on the other hand will get a second hand Letterman jacket shoved into his arms and told to just get on with it.”

How I enjoy planet Monkseal. .

Think theyve already started writing Rindy's goodbye script. Zoes mutterings on ITT about the difficulty of following THAT samba, compounded by Ian's comments that RR's Monday training footage wasn't as good as it should be (?????!!!) suggest the production elbow is looming. Hoping the judges will be sufficiently catty to inspire a voting backlash to save him, and that we get a mega shock boot. The predictability of the Doti/ Jore/ Twimsy finale is already boring me.....

Come on RobDOT!!!
DeiseDays
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“ ... whilst Kevin fiddles with his lasso ...”



#EuphimismsRus
coppertop1
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“How I enjoy planet Monkseal. .

Think theyve already started writing Rindy's goodbye script. Zoes mutterings on ITT about the difficulty of following THAT samba, compounded by Ian's comments that RR's Monday training footage wasn't as good as it should be (?????!!!) suggest the production elbow is looming. Hoping the judges will be sufficiently catty to inspire a voting backlash to save him, and that we get a mega shock boot. The predictability of the Doti/ Jore/ Twimsy finale is already boring me.....

Come on RobDOT!!!”

Oh yes I would just love that.

Short of giving the other 4 joint top they really will have to let one be vulnerable and if it's DOTI I think the combined Internet weight of scoring will be immense.

Side note one of the things I really hate about that orange moron Trump, is the inability to now use some words. Tremendous, great, wrong.

His speech patterns are just imbecilic and I find I sound too much like him if I use them

Immense is making me feel a bit queasy brings up thoughts of walls etc.
Monkseal
01-12-2016
When Grimsby sends its people, they are not sending their best. They're sending people with a lot of problems. They're sending gurners, they're sending overdancers, they're sending people who think they can dance contemporary and really can't. And some of them I presume are good people but that's not really my concern.

SAD.
coppertop1
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“When Grimsby sends its people, they are not sending their best. They're sending people with a lot of problems. They're sending gurners, they're sending overdancers, they're sending people who think they can dance contemporary and really can't. And some of them I presume are good people but that's not really my concern.

SAD.”

how very zeitgeist and apt since this is a new page.

However do you manage whole pages without using WRONG words?


ETA
Ah dammit missed the page break
Ellie_
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“How I enjoy planet Monkseal. .

Think theyve already started writing Rindy's goodbye script. Zoes mutterings on ITT about the difficulty of following THAT samba, compounded by Ian's comments that RR's Monday training footage wasn't as good as it should be (?????!!!) suggest the production elbow is looming. Hoping the judges will be sufficiently catty to inspire a voting backlash to save him, and that we get a mega shock boot. The predictability of the Doti/ Jore/ Twimsy finale is already boring me.....

Come on RobDOT!!!”

I legit didn't think his samba was looking that bad! I think it's probably the hardest latin dance to get even a semblance of correct looking technique plus it was day 1 training footage so it's only going to improve.

I'm hoping the song and musical week theme will allow him to shine through a difficult dance with a strong character and sense of fun and enjoyment. I'd pick Rinder in the final over Claudia who, while she's an absolutely lovely girl, I don't massively enjoy watching.

Is it obvious I've got Rob Rinder in the sweepstake at work?
marinamau
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I think his real issue is that it is all about him and his desire to win something. It means that no matter who he dances with, he cannot really see them or stand back enough from his own desire to be on top to really showcase them.

He is not generous dancer, he is a desperate one. Fatal in my book.”

I think he is a fairly good teacher (as strictly pros go) but I completely agree on that desperate dancer affirmation. He is so OTT !
I don't mind the caracter, I don't mind Kevin the choreographer (even if selfish) but Kevin the dancer? Can't stand him.
sofakat
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“When Grimsby sends its people, they are not sending their best. They're sending people with a lot of problems. They're sending gurners, they're sending overdancers, they're sending people who think they can dance contemporary and really can't. And some of them I presume are good people but that's not really my concern.

SAD.”

I never, ever want to go there.
MorticiaA
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by coppertop1:
“Oh yes I would just love that.

Short of giving the other 4 joint top they really will have to let one be vulnerable and if it's DOTI I think the combined Internet weight of scoring will be immense.

Side note one of the things I really hate about that orange moron Trump, is the inability to now use some words. Tremendous, great, wrong.

His speech patterns are just imbecilic and I find I sound too much like him if I use them

Immense is making me feel a bit queasy brings up thoughts of walls etc.”

Arguably a step up (if one can call it that) from the moronic Bush being unable to form a coherent sentence. Perhaps a step sideways would be more appropriate...
MorticiaA
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Ellie_:
“I legit didn't think his samba was looking that bad! I think it's probably the hardest latin dance to get even a semblance of correct looking technique plus it was day 1 training footage so it's only going to improve.

I'm hoping the song and musical week theme will allow him to shine through a difficult dance with a strong character and sense of fun and enjoyment. I'd pick Rinder in the final over Claudia who, while she's an absolutely lovely girl, I don't massively enjoy watching.

Is it obvious I've got Rob Rinder in the sweepstake at work? ”

That ITT segment was ridiculous. Twimsy getting the thumbs up for TTF marking out steps, while she stood and watched. Rinder getting slammed for passable technique on day 1. Unappreciating production narrative going into overdrive. Surely they've learned telling us who to evict only backfires......

Oh, sorry, 🐖 just flew past....

Cloudier is too hit and miss, sometimes great, other times catastrophic, and always a little dull, not to mention the encumbrance that is AJ.... But no way the jooges will choose Rinder over anyone in a DO, no matter how much better he dances.

RobDOT gets my votes this weekend, even he sulks on the stairs for 90 seconds....
OldShep56
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“I never, ever want to go there.”

Unfortunately,, sk, I have the misfortune to live just 16 miles from that hole! Even before I moved up here, I had to go to Grimsby work related and used to hate it. My comments about the female population there are not for the ears of even the hardest DOT.
tortoiseperson
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“When Grimsby sends its people, they are not sending their best. They're sending people with a lot of problems. They're sending gurners, they're sending overdancers, they're sending people who think they can dance contemporary and really can't. And some of them I presume are good people but that's not really my concern.

SAD.”

Quoted for truth!
Muggsy
01-12-2016
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“That ITT segment was ridiculous. Twimsy getting the thumbs up for TTF marking out steps, while she stood and watched. Rinder getting slammed for passable technique on day 1. Unappreciating production narrative going into overdrive. Surely they've learned telling us who to evict only backfires......

Oh, sorry, 🐖 just flew past....”

It was beyond ridiculous. Did we see Louizzzzze actually dance a step? Didn't seem to, but Ian is sure it all be really good come Saturday.

Still it's good to know ITT has captured the zeitgeist of now and entered the world of post-truth politics.
coppertop1
01-12-2016
Wrong


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