I love how they've had to sit Darcey down because she's already had four bottles of Lambrini to not vomit at Anton's singing.

If this is supposed to be a warm up to Anton going on the judging panel, I think I'll pass...

I have a horrible, horrible feeling that was Anton's audition to become the new Brucie.

Anton's metamorphosois into Brucie is now complete

Edit. Snap Tanzie!

Tess'ss dress is broken.

So this is padding for only 5 contestants..

I was rewatching lots of the series today (to edit them down) and was rather impressed with Gorka. He's quite stylish in his dancing - wish he'd been partnered with someone else and had lasted longer.


*mwah*

Tess is really just laughing at us at this stage, isn't she?

My husband just made the same comment!

I'm so glad that you lot all saw that too, for a moment, I thought that my wine had been spiked with hallucinogenics

I see they're reusing props/costumes again!

The Phantom get up from Halloween last year and I think that was Georgia's Belle dress from last year as well.

It's very "zeitgeist of now" isn't it?

Cloudier and AJ have just returned from a birthday party for a 7 year old.

Why have they dressed Cloudier as Bonnie Langford?

You are so right. Does this mean we will be rid of Toss?

Kevin appears to be dressed as Woody from Toy Story, complete with the plastic hair.

Damn!!!!!!! The lack of couples make the jump hard to miss

I feel like this is it, this is the episode that will break me!

I had to make sure I'd actually taken my anxiety tablets because I was sure there was no way that what I was seeing was real. Sadly, it was.

Babe! You're here! Missed you.

Oh shut up Ore. The pressure cooker of Strictly....

Has Joanne got her dress on backwards? She'd catch her death wearing that in Grimsby!

I see the Teapot got a makeover!

Oh joy, foxtrot complete with hammy gestures...

Sorry to stick to cliches, but I was bored to death by that. Too much "fafhing abahhht" as Len would say.

Not The Sodding Backing Dancers Again Ffs.