Come on Monkey, Louise ain't named Clifton yet

If it makes you feel better, Danny was not much cop in that other showdance either.

Funnily enough, most of the routines tonight seemed more like showdances tonight (perhaps due to the theme?).

Anyway, glad I don't have a horse in this year's race. Let someone else be bothered this year (musicals week has left me with a trauma as it is).

You need to swirl your pashmina better than that if you're going to flounce properly.

Pfft, I won't be happy till he reaches Pasha/Judy Murray levels of acting <3 #stillwaitingfortheirsitcom

I think his 'acting' in their AT last week topped it for me. I think the problem in that partnership is AJ. He is too immature (and I don't just mean his age).

Call that a flounce? Where was the swish of the pleather cape? Where was the haughty head toss, nose in the air?

5/10

Call that a flounce - you can do better than that. Now come back and try again....

And I'm here if he needs someone to get down on the floor with..........

Damn, wish I'd never started drinking this bottle of moonshine, I think it might be clouding my judgment

That flounce was d-u-l-l. It lacked technique and pizzazz, there were no heel leads and I distinctly spotted an illegal lift.

Oh hang on, I have just noticed that your full name is Monkseal Clifton. Tens all round it is then...

You sound like the woman he needs to make him a bit more earthy and grounded.

If he turns up on ITT next week with a smile on his face choreographing a QS to "Mrs Robinson", we'll know what's happened.

That explains the head-to-toe brown

Perfect modest costume for Sister Louizzzz of the Immaculate Home

Anton. Anton singing.

Never, ever, ever, ever again. I'll pay to keep him off the screen. Name your price.

I can give it a good try

This pretty much. Distinctly underwhelmed by them all. I think I actually liked the not Salsa best and I don't even like The Lion King!

Unappreciating how much l missed Ed tonight. That's it - l have nothing else!

Not for a couple of generations Though the ginger gene is still prevelant, it is a Celtic thing

The thought of having a full on Clifton final two fills me with dredd - definitely unappreciating this

This

Does this scare you too?

It scares me - I don't know if the world's supply of teeth and t!ts will be enough!

I doubt it - the thing I'm grateful for in the final is that my fave by far this year, Greg, will be back to dance again - I hope he gets a big part in the final group dance

unappreciated Kevin & louises show dance

do you think kevin is a frustrated actor???

Okay, I've been out, and alcohol may have been consumed ... but was that really Brucie de Forsythe? He's NotDead yet, Anton.
Should I go to bed and watch the rest in the morning or just drink more?

I suggest drinking more. A lot more. Then watching it.