This will be a real vote winner..

Peter sat at home sobbing - he did knees up Muvver Brahn and people didn't like it

So, what exactly has she been doing for the last 3 months for hours every day, one to one tuition...? FFS

Oh god, it's backing dancer week. -gets out the vodka-

Why would Nancy be dancing with the Artful Dodger? He's like what? 14?

I don't think I've ever loathed a professional dancer as much as Joanne Clifton, ABSOLUTELY LOATHE. She tries so hard to be interesting but just comes over to me as the tea lady who should be cleaning the toilets. Kevin is bad enough, but his sister is just APPALLING. Why oh why is the woman part of the SCD team? Help me to understand.......

I think that was more German than Oliver

Why do the judges never tell TTF to stop singing along?

Is there something in her contract that says she has to dance on a massive wooden table every few weeks?

Can't concentrate too much as still have a visitor, but that looked like a big musical number. Viennese waltz less so...

Why does Kev have to drag her across the floor every week?
It's clean - Gleb made sure of that.

Must admit I liked that. More of an AS but enjoyed it.

another s*****g table appearance...

Twiddling her thumbs while Gleb tore himself away from the mirror?

Preferred it to GG'S sugarfest

FFS - props AND backing dancers? Dreadful. I don't have enough wine to get through this.

I must have recalibrated because I found that weirdly enjoyable ( Kellie and Kevin). Not sure where the VW went but I kind of liked it.

This is going to get 10s isn't it?

That was the most Kevin and Kellie of dances K&K have done. Loud, brash, messy, kitchen sink thrown at it, but I kinda liked it.

Babywarz overkill...... Give it a rest.

Hmmmm...good point

Me too, that was fun.

Jay next?

Leaderboard ties - interesting.

So Helen in pimp slot?