Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“*shudder* Creepy little feckers. Worse than Dom Littlewood doing a cha cha.”
“*shudder* Creepy little feckers. Worse than Dom Littlewood doing a cha cha.”
Brain bleach needed.
The are very weird.
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“Probably Elf & Safety. Dangerous things in the wrong hands, stairs.
I think we should have a Retro week. Go back to all the things that made SCD what it is today. Stair Bothering, the Tittarubba, the Afhgan Vibrating Knickers, the Running Round Like A Mad Bat Paso, Brenda with his soft rock and jacket sleeves pushed up, that sort of thing. This bunch of entitled slebs don't appreciate the struggle that has gone before.”
“Probably Elf & Safety. Dangerous things in the wrong hands, stairs.
I think we should have a Retro week. Go back to all the things that made SCD what it is today. Stair Bothering, the Tittarubba, the Afhgan Vibrating Knickers, the Running Round Like A Mad Bat Paso, Brenda with his soft rock and jacket sleeves pushed up, that sort of thing. This bunch of entitled slebs don't appreciate the struggle that has gone before.”
Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
I'd forgotten about the Erin Dancing Puppets! Must have blocked it from my mind.
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
Right.
That's the final sorted.
Maybe if we give her enough Lambrini, Darcey will pretend to be Arlene, and yell "I want RAW SEX!"
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“What is the difference between this and the other thread ,, are we allowed to have a laugh on this and not take it so seriously ?”
“What is the difference between this and the other thread ,, are we allowed to have a laugh on this and not take it so seriously ?”
Essentially in this thread we are just incredibly cynical, sarcastic and slightly mean. Plus, there are running gags that have been going on for years that nobody is really sure how they started but they continue to be used.
I used to post under a different name a few years ago but lost access to the account so I've been on this thread for a while. It's fantastic - on the other ones you have to be careful about what you say or who you dislike, because some fan of theirs will report you. Here, we can be open and slag off who we want, mainly because nobody really dares venture in here.
Basically, if you're OK with suggesting Darcey is always drunk, that Tess is a robot who got dressed in the dark and has uneven boobs, that AUSTIN WAS ROBBED, that Natalie and Oti are Queens of the Dance Floor and that we all secretly loved Ed Balls, you'll fit in fine.
Just don't bring up Austin too much, some of us are still recovering from it.
Aww, I do miss Erin.
I think someone somewhere definitely reads these threads because there's no doubt that her final dance (set on an island) was a reference to Erin island. It was too specific to be anything but a nod to the various threads/groups that loved her.
I think someone somewhere definitely reads these threads because there's no doubt that her final dance (set on an island) was a reference to Erin island. It was too specific to be anything but a nod to the various threads/groups that loved her.
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
“Great idea.
Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”
Who will get the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow? And who will have a nice sit-down on the Stephanie Beacham Chair?
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Essentially in this thread we are just incredibly cynical, sarcastic and slightly mean. Plus, there are running gags that have been going on for years that nobody is really sure how they started but they continue to be used.
I used to post under a different name a few years ago but lost access to the account so I've been on this thread for a while. It's fantastic - on the other ones you have to be careful about what you say or who you dislike, because some fan of theirs will report you. Here, we can be open and slag off who we want, mainly because nobody really dares venture in here.
Basically, if you're OK with suggesting Darcey is always drunk, that Tess is a robot who got dressed in the dark and has uneven boobs, that AUSTIN WAS ROBBED, that Natalie and Oti are Queens of the Dance Floor and that we all secretly loved Ed Balls, you'll fit in fine.
Just don't bring up Austin too much, some of us are still recovering from it.”
“Essentially in this thread we are just incredibly cynical, sarcastic and slightly mean. Plus, there are running gags that have been going on for years that nobody is really sure how they started but they continue to be used.
I used to post under a different name a few years ago but lost access to the account so I've been on this thread for a while. It's fantastic - on the other ones you have to be careful about what you say or who you dislike, because some fan of theirs will report you. Here, we can be open and slag off who we want, mainly because nobody really dares venture in here.
Basically, if you're OK with suggesting Darcey is always drunk, that Tess is a robot who got dressed in the dark and has uneven boobs, that AUSTIN WAS ROBBED, that Natalie and Oti are Queens of the Dance Floor and that we all secretly loved Ed Balls, you'll fit in fine.
Just don't bring up Austin too much, some of us are still recovering from it.
”
This is the thread for me then
Originally Posted by durnovarian:
“Who will get the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow? And who will have a nice sit-down on the Stephanie Beacham Chair?”
“Who will get the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow? And who will have a nice sit-down on the Stephanie Beacham Chair?”
The majority of this year's wig budget seems to have been spent on Oti so she gets first dibs on the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow.
If he really is spending 11 hours a day training, Danny could do with a sit down
Originally Posted by durnovarian:
“Who will get the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow? And who will have a nice sit-down on the Stephanie Beacham Chair?”
“Who will get the Natalie Cassidy Memorial Hair Bow? And who will have a nice sit-down on the Stephanie Beacham Chair?”
And who has to carry out the Letitia Dean Testimonial Post-Spin Projectile Vomit? (Apart from Darcey after one too many Lambrinis, obviously.)
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“And who has to carry out the Letitia Dean Testimonial Post-Spin Projectile Vomit? (Apart from Darcey after one too many Lambrinis, obviously.)”
“And who has to carry out the Letitia Dean Testimonial Post-Spin Projectile Vomit? (Apart from Darcey after one too many Lambrinis, obviously.)”
Who gets to descend from the ceiling on some random prop, wearing the Widdy Big Bird leggings of doom?
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“This is the thread for me then”
“This is the thread for me then
”
Excellent. Pull up a chaise, pick your pashmina (careful with the lighter colours, they show all the drink stains) and have some cheesecake.
Originally Posted by rhumble:
“This is the thread for me then”
“This is the thread for me then
”
Do you have drink and nibbles?
But mainly drink.
Hello
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I'm still waiting for the Artem Memorial Lamppost to make an appearance.”
“I'm still waiting for the Artem Memorial Lamppost to make an appearance.”
Benchy has it locked up in the Prop Cupboard annex.
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“Excellent. Pull up a chaise, pick your pashmina (careful with the lighter colours, they show all the drink stains) and have some cheesecake.”
“Excellent. Pull up a chaise, pick your pashmina (careful with the lighter colours, they show all the drink stains) and have some cheesecake.”
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Do you have drink and nibbles?
But mainly drink.
Hello”
“Do you have drink and nibbles?
But mainly drink.
Hello
”
lol
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Benchy has it locked up in the Prop Cupboard annex.”
“Benchy has it locked up in the Prop Cupboard annex.”
I can just see Kev 'n Jo having a tug of war over them to use in the final
Yes, the rule is that all new members have to contribute to the DNAAT cocktail cabinet. We're running low on Gin! (Blackpool was so hard-going that we had to resort to double measures)
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Benchy has it locked up in the Prop Cupboard annex.”
“Benchy has it locked up in the Prop Cupboard annex.”
S'alright, it has a plan. It's going to start a minor skirmish with Rainbow Locker, and while everyone is distracted, Viennese Waltz Remembrance Swing is going to sneak out on Tangobike to get help.
Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.”
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.
”
HEATHEN.
One of my favourite memories is when Erin was on ITT the week after they were voted off and she looked like she wanted to burn down the entire studio with everyone still inside. Her going on Breakfast after Tony du Beke's race row and saying "No Anton can't be racist, he had a half-Japanese girlfriend once!" like some insane Tiger Mother is a close 2nd.
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Who gets to descend from the ceiling on some random prop, wearing the Widdy Big Bird leggings of doom?”
“Who gets to descend from the ceiling on some random prop, wearing the Widdy Big Bird leggings of doom?”
I thought this was supposed to be "good" retro. Drag those back and I'm not playing. And if anyone even tries to suggest someone is fired out of a cannon, I'm calling the police. Well, unless the cannon is a proper one and the "load" ends up somewhere around the rings around Uranus. So to speak. I can think of several candidates then.
They can't have the leggings of doom anyway. They're currently being used as a hammock by several hippos in the Sahara.
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.”
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...
Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed.
”
Your medication has worn off.
Snowdonia was still there doing sh*t latin.
Austinwuzrobbed.
At least he was that week.
My dream is that Erin returns next year as head judge to enact revenge on all the professionals who lifted the glitterball before her.
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