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This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Fudd
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“HEATHEN.

One of my favourite memories is when Erin was on ITT the week after they were voted off and she looked like she wanted to burn down the entire studio with everyone still inside. Her going on Breakfast after Tony du Beke's race row and saying "No Anton can't be racist, he had a half-Japanese girlfriend once!" like some insane Tiger Mother is a close 2nd.”

She'd hired two mannequins for their show dance and was fuming. Those pesky puppets wouldn't let her down again.

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Your medication has worn off.
Snowdonia was still there doing sh*t latin.
Austinwuzrobbed.
At least he was that week.”

Fair dos, that week he was robbed. Overall? Nah.
aggs
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...

Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed. ”

Gasps.
Coughs.
Uses inhaler.
Gasps again.

Although in the great Austin v Bacofoil weighing - the scales always drop in favour of Bacofoil
Fudd
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Gasps.
Coughs.
Uses inhaler.
Gasps again.

Although in the great Austin v Bacofoil weighing - the scales always drop in favour of Bacofoil ”

Poor Lisa. I actually really like her; she came across great on I'm A Celebrity. But that showdance... it's weird; two of the best appeared in the same year but they were brilliant for very different reasons.
Kmc1978
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“Yes, the rule is that all new members have to contribute to the DNAAT cocktail cabinet. We're running low on Gin! (Blackpool was so hard-going that we had to resort to double measures)”

You were only on double measures?

Flippin' lightweight!
Minstrelgirl
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Monaogg:
“Explains much. Have the Elves on Shelves taken over the stairs or is it Elf & Safety.”

Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“*shudder* Creepy little feckers. Worse than Dom Littlewood doing a cha cha.”


Hey, stop being mean about Brenda!

http://www.shuggilippo.com/all-of-th...elf-on-the-elf


Don't forget the Wonka Factory gates - if they don't get reused that's a waste if my license fee! Have Aliona's swing and hump back bridge broken out this year yet?
aggs
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Minstrelgirl:
“Hey, stop being mean about Brenda!

http://www.shuggilippo.com/all-of-th...elf-on-the-elf


Don't forget the Wonka Factory gates - if they don't get reused that's a waste if my license fee! Have Aliona's swing and hump back bridge broken out this year yet?”

Were the Wonka gates the same as the gates used in the Hallo Ween group dance in maybe the Scott Mills year?
Minstrelgirl
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Were the Wonka gates the same as the gates used in the Hallo Ween group dance in Scott Mills year?”

????? Sorry I don't remember anything about group dances since the Cutlers left or was it once Mr Gilkinson arrived? All instantly forgettable.
aggs
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Minstrelgirl:
“????? Sorry I don't remember anything about group dances since the Cutlers left or was it once Mr Gilkinson arrived? All instantly forgettable.”

I just remember an Adams family style one - which made me think Scott Mills but it could have been any year really
Sherlock_Holmes
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“I just remember an Adams family style one - which made me think Scott Mills but it could have been any year really ”

That was the Chelseepet year (no guesses as to who played Morticia ).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rnuYcsclKjw
DeltaBlues
04-12-2016
I watched that without sound. If I have nightmares later, I'm blaming you.
Nakatomi
04-12-2016
I know it's cheesetastic but I really thought this was quite a good opening to last year's final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teb4kuRfmOE

Well, except for TTF hogging the attention and overdancing like his life depended on it.
Toasted Toad
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Fudd:
“Right here we go...
I'm about to be banished forever...

Austin was not robbed. He was the worst left and he departed. ”

Perhaps we should all club together to pay for your therapy?

Austinwuzrobbed (luvvin' iPad predictive text) was a NDB who was holding his own against others with training. HE WUZ ROBBED!
Toasted Toad
04-12-2016
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I know it's cheesetastic but I really thought this was quite a good opening to last year's final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teb4kuRfmOE

Well, except for TTF hogging the attention and overdancing like his life depended on it.”

It was the only good thing about last year's final.
I especially loved how Ola managed to make her comeback with half the costume that the other ladies were wearing and got the routine wrong at the end, having to look over at Janette to correct herself
Nakatomi
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Toasted Toad:
“Perhaps we should all club together to pay for your therapy?

Austinwuzrobbed (luvvin' iPad predictive text) was a NDB who was holding his own against others with training. HE WUZ ROBBED!”

Yes and Erin has never let it go (quite rightly!)

That's what I miss most about Erin - she wasn't afraid to speak her mind. Remember when she basically dragged Zoe and accused her of being the judge's pet? Erin and Zoe then going on to co-host ITT for years without killing each other is surely the best achievement in peace-keeping since the Good Friday agreement?
Mrs Spratt
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“And gussets. The knicker flashing fest between Louizzzźzz and Jwannn would outdo anything Krotchtina could do in her prime.”

I do hate the lift that they seem to have nicked from Dancing on Ice, where the woman is hoiked up onto the man's shoulders and raises her arms triumphantly, while her knickers are showing at the back because her skirt has been displaced. It's especially bad when the woman is facing backwards, so the man is displaying her pants.

(I'm sure there are technical terms for all these things and I am just showing up what an ignoramus I am)
aggs
05-12-2016
Have been talking to friend - she's like my one person public opinion because she just watches

Her votes went to Rob and Danny because 'she felt sorry for them'. Ore and Louise had themes that were easily identifiable. You'd know from just looking at the outfits what you were going to get (she also wondered the same as I did about Louise's heavy assist up and down from the judges table - shouldn't that really count as a lift?). Rob looked like an escapee from Butlins and Danny like he was about to star in 3-2-1 The Musical. Her girls took the last vote for Cloudier because they do gym classes
sofakat
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I really hate Neil. He's been in about 5 dances tonight. And you can always see him, he makes sure he's front and centre!”

Certainly does. I want him GONE. Not a team dancer.

Originally Posted by Wiskas2:
“Maybe he's a secret Clifton love child.”

Ugh. Now that does make sense.

Originally Posted by An Thropologist:
“*bangs head on table*

You see this is the disservice that SCD has done my beloved salsa. There are rules, there is technique and there is NO SUCH THING AS ARMOGRAPHY. ”

Yeah, but if you just watch SD for more than 3 years it makes you a dance expert, because you believe all that utter parp judges talk about dances they do not know and the poor fools believe them.


Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“
Katya owned that pro dance. I was disappointed when the others joined in.”

.

She did. Stood out a mile. Brilliant.

Originally Posted by allgrownup:
“Nat and Aljaz - I very much approve”

Dream partnership. Perfectly matched.

Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Great idea.

Louise gets the vibroknickers, Danny gets the mad bat paso, Cloudier gets the stair bothering, Ore gets the tittarubba, Jwann has the soft rock and jacket sleeves, AJ gets Snowdonia's bacofoil leotard, Kevin gets a couple of muppets and Oti gets the Hello ducky Matt Dawson memorial mince (but you tell her).”

*rests head on keyboard*

By the way if you can't find aggs I have locked her in the Padded Cell below stairs. You know why. She cannot be trusted. The nerve! *stomps*
aggs
05-12-2016
Hulloo sofs
<cheesey grin>
bobbla
05-12-2016
First time posting on this thread *hello* but i find myself coming in here to see what you have to say and agreeing with you most of the time so i don't feel out of place

I only have a half bottle of Chocolate Baileys to leave though so hope you won't hate me I've thrown in two packets of M&S dark chocolate and mango jaffa cakes to sweeten the blow

Originally Posted by Nakatomi:
“I know it's cheesetastic but I really thought this was quite a good opening to last year's final: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teb4kuRfmOE

Well, except for TTF hogging the attention and overdancing like his life depended on it.”

How on earth does Darcey, the prima ballerina, manage to look awkward and completely without rhythm whenever she moves? Its a conundrum
Toasted Toad
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Certainly does. I want him GONE. Not a team dancer.”

If he gets a partner next year, I will promptly drop all anti-Clifton thoughts and be channelling "make him leave as fast as possible" thoughts towards him. Can't stand him either dancing or non-dancing (appearances on ITT).

As for Darcey, she said in interview that she thinks it stops her looking like she is "mum-dancing" or something like that. I think somebody needs to disillusion her! Having said that, the dresses she wears are so tight I'm surprised she can move at all.
aggs
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by bobbla:
“First time posting on this thread *hello* but i find myself coming in here to see what you have to say and agreeing with you most of the time so i don't feel out of place

I only have a half bottle of Chocolate Baileys to leave though so hope you won't hate me I've thrown in two packets of M&S dark chocolate and mango jaffa cakes to sweeten the blow



How on earth does Darcey, the prima ballerina, manage to look awkward and completely without rhythm whenever she moves? Its a conundrum ”

Ummmmm Jaffa cakes [/homerdrool]

Hello
Now you've posted, you have to continue
bobbla
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Ummmmm Jaffa cakes [/homerdrool]

Hello
Now you've posted, you have to continue ”

I will. Even if its just to find out what all your names etc are about. I know TTF and thats about it lol

Do you have one for Ore? The crying doesn't bother me at all really but the lip and knuckle biting "awww shucks" routine is definitely unappreciated. It always makes me think of a young girl swinging her party frock as someone tells her how pretty she is.

http://image.shutterstock.com/z/stoc...-145234327.jpg


Not a good luck for a grown man
westlifefan123
05-12-2016
The thought of either Ore or Louise being this year's winner would be so insufferable especially if TTF was to win with Louizzze - DO NOT want to see that happen!!!!!!
MarkBluemel
05-12-2016
Originally Posted by tabithakitten:
“Great idea.

Louise gets the vibroknickers,”

Would she notice?
Rednell
05-12-2016
There was a shot of her on the balcony last night in the results show after Ore and Joanne had danced again. She looked like she was wondering if she'd remembered to switch the oven off. There in body, but perhaps not in mind.
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