Better that than mounting Danny whilst clinging to the judges desk. Won't nobody think of the children etc etc etc

If Oti wants a free pass she'll have to marry into the Clifton dynasty. It's the only way.

I just thought I would take a wander and see what was being said ..................... big mistake!! I know now why I have stayed in here for the last few years. At least you lot make sense .. sometimes lolol

But that's the point isn't it ? It's an entertainment show after all, where is the progression, the learning process ?

Might as well put a pro in from day one.

Louise to win

I agree Theyre mesmerising. When Oti s dancing I can't look anywhere else....

I have put in a bulk order of special Extra Flouncy pashminas for next week. They should arrive by Wednesday so we can get lots of practice in, but watch you don't have the Hot Waiters' eyes out.

Why has Cloudier come as Angelica Houston crossed with Mariah Carey?

Is this a rumba or an Argentine Tango?

What have they stuck on Cloudia's bum? Quite distracting

Danny isn't a pro though. He's only ever learned a few dance steps. Louise has actually had proper dance training, so I'm not sure why you want her to win.

Personally, whilst it's an entertainment show, I like to watch good dancers as much as the ones who have a journey from start to finish.

And actually the 'ringers' have to work twice as hard. Because many plateau and don't get any better, so the ones that want to win genuinely have to keep getting better each week even though they may already be brilliant. It's why Danny is being picked up on tiny little minor things - he's so good they're marking him as if he was a pro.

Those black threads hanging off the back of Cloudia's dress in a most unfortunate position are very distracting....

I thought she was doing a Cadbury tribute.

That was very good, I liked that a lot.

Claudia looks like a sexy adult for the first time ,, usually these two look like they are in the childrens section

Yes, because Louise has progressed so much through the series hasn't she? Don't let the dowdy outfits fool you, she's been a ringer from day one.

Think they were fluff off AJs trousers.

Was there any rhumba walk at all in that?

The face grab was hilarious

If you watched that straight after Jwann and Ore's bicycling tango you'd be hard pressed to guess which was week one and which semi final

Am so looking forward to Vicky Giggles explaining the styling choices on ITT

Well I loved it but I'm biased.

Think AJ accidentally choreographed a showdance a week early there.

Oh get off Len, you silly old fool. You're like my favourite Quality Street too, the sickly one with the nut in the middle.

Cloudia's dad is gonna 'ave 'im

Come on Darce.

Try to get a sentence out

Darce gets philosophical in her cups

Id rather watch imperfect joy than joyless precision - although even that was off in the tango.

Oh sod off Loiuse has had as much if not more training than him, she just doesn't happen to be good.

Sod off Craig