Go on, I'll follow you, clutching a riot shield.

Her princess dance with that weird wig made my teeth ache, and then I fell asleep.

Dull and twinkly.

It he wanted to go with the Craftee Cockernee vibe rather than murdering thug - then Fagin? The Artful Doger was just odd. But it's Kev ...

its what you do all the time on this thread, isn't it? pride yourselves on it.

Yeah, but Kevin as Bill Sykes is a step too far for makeup!

Talking to my sister, we reckoned that Kellie's VW was designed to take as much advantage of her stage school-i-ness. Perhaps with lack of time, they thought better concentrate on that than oodles of in-hold VW. It was brash and rousing and fun, which all suited her, and I enjoyed watching her enjoy herself. Still wasn't a much of a VW though...

A random punter or the barman/landlord would've made sense.

Be fair, Craig never (/rarely) gives 10s before the final anyway. Expecting one at this stage - and for a rumba - is like asking for the impossible.

Unappreciating that people can't just be happy that the leader board was pretty much what it should have been.

Perfect description.

So agree. Found myself watching the crockery in the background.

It was nice. Like the VW with the shredded toilet paper dress and hair was nice. She's nice, Joe Varney is great - and then it's the next one.

The teapot was hilarious tippy toeing baby stepping round the edge of the floor. That's going to be a CV highlight

Absolutely! I'm bloody good at it too. 😜😜😜

8 years and I've finally let go of Austinwozrobbed. That's a proper flounce people, you amateurs. 🙄

But it's really hard to strop around when Anita wasn't robbed, she was just rubbish. I'm really missing being able to join in 😢😢😢

Huffs on nails and polishes on lapel
We aim to please

My mum still hasn't let go Denise Lewis not winning. How many years is that?

I'm glad Darcey said it because I thought I was being a wuss for "having something in my eye" during/after Jay and Aliona's dance.

There was one moment where I thought he lost balance, just fractionally. I get why Craig didn't give a 10, if it was for that. But the rest was beautiful.

From memory, the leaderboard was very nearly right. I wouldn't have agreed on two being joint second.

we're laughing at jay's costume on one thread, maybe that will do?

She was 2004.

I'm still grumpy over James Fox being evicted from Fame Accademy (2003).
Digger Dean Wuz and always will be robbed (Masterchef 2005)

Was that the bit were he had his leg sticking out straight behind him (technical term )

She's my new heroine

*bows down to sydrob's mum*

Can I just unappreciate that the BBC advert about a fecking sprout got to me more than the John Lewis advert this year. What a numpty I am

As if! 😱😱😱 my ovaries are obviously floating around doing the backstroke at a glimpse of his grey pants 😜😜😜

Gleb! Gleb! Gleb! You'll just never get it, even with gormless pockets in your shirt to protect your nipple modesty. Anyone expecting Anita to stand behind him and rip his velcroed trousers off? 😜😂

Disclaimer: my ovaries are fine, it's just not funny that they are 😜

Nah

If he could have choreographed it in, he would have

My Neapolitan cupcakes are only for special people