Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Jason Gilkison's still there though?”
“Jason Gilkison's still there though?”
If only there was a way to tactically vote him out. Guess I'll just have to continue with the voodoo dolls
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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If only there was a way to tactically vote him out. Guess I'll just have to continue with the voodoo dolls
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“At least we finally got a dance I had to watch from behind a cushion. 😱😂 After so many false starts and promising training footage, they all turned out to be properly meh, but this one was gloriously horrific! I had full on girly shrivel, peering through my fingers, 😱 face, so I guess the moral of the story is, if you're going to be that bad, make sure you do it with gusto.”
“At least we finally got a dance I had to watch from behind a cushion. 😱😂 After so many false starts and promising training footage, they all turned out to be properly meh, but this one was gloriously horrific! I had full on girly shrivel, peering through my fingers, 😱 face, so I guess the moral of the story is, if you're going to be that bad, make sure you do it with gusto.”
Who would have thought that our Dance For The Ages would come from a floor bothering Argentine Smooth with added Chippendale embellishments
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“I've already added it to the POTD thread, it made me”
“I've already added it to the POTD thread, it made me
”
Thank you, teapot
Originally Posted by aggs:
“
Thank you, teapot ”
“
Thank you, teapot
”
The word is ruined for me. Ruined. I should rename myself TeapotBlues.
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Jason Gilkison's still there though?”
“Jason Gilkison's still there though?”
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“If only there was a way to tactically vote him out. Guess I'll just have to continue with the voodoo dolls”
“If only there was a way to tactically vote him out. Guess I'll just have to continue with the voodoo dolls
”
Just an addition though (as I missed the edit window), surely Evil Moira Ross In A Rainbow Wig is the arch villain & JG is just chief henchman?
I see people mentioning the edit window all the time. How long is it? Only ask because I don't seem to have one. All my posts still show an edit option, if I clicked on it would it not let me?
Originally Posted by sydrob:
“I see people mentioning the edit window all the time. How long is it? Only ask because I don't seem to have one. All my posts still show an edit option, if I clicked on it would it not let me?”
“I see people mentioning the edit window all the time. How long is it? Only ask because I don't seem to have one. All my posts still show an edit option, if I clicked on it would it not let me?”
Try and edit your post after 1pm?
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Who would have thought that our Dance For The Ages would come from a floor bothering Argentine Smooth with added Chippendale embellishments”
“Who would have thought that our Dance For The Ages would come from a floor bothering Argentine Smooth with added Chippendale embellishments
”
The only thing missing was Bacofoil - no chance of hooves though!
Testing edit window Seems to be 30 minutes
Last edited by Monaogg : 06-12-2015 at 13:18
Originally Posted by sydrob:
“I see people mentioning the edit window all the time. How long is it? Only ask because I don't seem to have one. All my posts still show an edit option, if I clicked on it would it not let me?”
“I see people mentioning the edit window all the time. How long is it? Only ask because I don't seem to have one. All my posts still show an edit option, if I clicked on it would it not let me?”
I can't remember exactly but I think it's about 20 minutes
Originally Posted by Kmc1978:
“Just an addition though (as I missed the edit window), surely Evil Moira Ross In A Rainbow Wig is the arch villain & JG is just chief henchman?”
“Just an addition though (as I missed the edit window), surely Evil Moira Ross In A Rainbow Wig is the arch villain & JG is just chief henchman?”
Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
I'm unappreciating you comparing the glorious Spike and Drusilla to Dr Hamela and James
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
Respectively...
Does that make Darren Gough Adam?
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
Never compare James to Spike
And Dr Hammy can only be in awe of the sheer loopiness of Dru
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Respectively...
Does that make Darren Gough Adam?”
“Respectively...
Does that make Darren Gough Adam?”
And La Kerplunsky The First?
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Respectively...
Does that make Darren Gough Adam?”
“Respectively...
Does that make Darren Gough Adam?”
Part man, part demon, part wardrobe.
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Part man, part demon, part wardrobe.”
“Part man, part demon, part wardrobe.”
Although I do think Adam had better hands
Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
The thought that anyone could compare my precious soulful vampire to JJ is turning my stomach and Dr Hammy wishes she was as evil as the delightfully mad Dru
Originally Posted by aggs:
“Me too - even as an American Smooth AT it missed the mark. Have watched it again to see if I'm mis-remembering ... but it was just tacky - and badly danced tacky at that.
At least we have an answer to the 'can Gleb make any dance all about him?' question. Yes. Yes he can.”
“Me too - even as an American Smooth AT it missed the mark. Have watched it again to see if I'm mis-remembering ... but it was just tacky - and badly danced tacky at that.
At least we have an answer to the 'can Gleb make any dance all about him?' question. Yes. Yes he can.”
I am so over Gleb. And Anita and her "I've never moved about in time to music ever, ever before" schtick.
I am unappreciating the idea that they look to be headed for the final.
The show dance is going to be Gleb dry humping a life size cardboard cutout of himself while Anita cartwheels across the floor showing off her knickers.
You do know she's never cartwheeled before, don't you
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,
Originally Posted by aggs:
“You do know she's never cartwheeled before, don't you
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,”
“You do know she's never cartwheeled before, don't you
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,”
She actually said that in one of the VT I think on ITT.
I know Georgia's said it's on the slate for her but I wouldn't be surprised to see all of them dodging it - Georgia's got an easier option that she's already learnt with the V. Waltz, I can't see Kevin passing up the chance to go full stage-school razzle dazzle with Kellie, and I'm sure after the pasting her faces got this week I doubt Helen wants to try for "fierce" again any time soon.
Originally Posted by aggs:
“You do know she's never cartwheeled before, don't you
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,”
“You do know she's never cartwheeled before, don't you
i wonder if someone is going to miss the AT - Kellie, Helen and Georgia still have it to do,”
Not only has she never cartwheeled before, but all the other remaining contestants have degrees from the Llandudno Institute of Cartwheeling.
Poor, floor-bound, untrained Anita.
Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"
Originally Posted by Tanzie:
“I am so over Gleb. And Anita and her "I've never moved about in time to music ever, ever before" schtick.
I am unappreciating the idea that they look to be headed for the final.
The show dance is going to be Gleb dry humping a life size cardboard cutout of himself while Anita cartwheels across the floor showing off her knickers.”
“I am so over Gleb. And Anita and her "I've never moved about in time to music ever, ever before" schtick.
I am unappreciating the idea that they look to be headed for the final.
The show dance is going to be Gleb dry humping a life size cardboard cutout of himself while Anita cartwheels across the floor showing off her knickers.”
Sorry, don't often interrupt you lovely, funny thread, but this made laugh so much.
And is it bad that I'd actually pay good money to see this?
Originally Posted by Pretzel:
“Sorry, don't often interrupt you lovely, funny thread, but this made laugh so much.
And is it bad that I'd actually pay good money to see this?”
“Sorry, don't often interrupt you lovely, funny thread, but this made laugh so much.
And is it bad that I'd actually pay good money to see this?
”
Not only would I pay to see it, I have a feeling we're going to be treated to it for free in the final.
Gleb's showdance music is going to be "I touch myself" by the Divinyls isn't it?
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