HUGE laughs at the posts re Gleb's showdance.
Well done you lot
Well done you lot
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by Monkseal:
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
“Evil Moira Ross is the Villain For All Seasons (since Series 8). She is the First Evil to Jason Gilkison's Mayor Wilkins, Denise's Glory, and Dr Hamela & James' Spike & Drusilla”
Comparing JJ to Spike?
How very dare you. JJ could only dream of managing the cool sneer of distain... FACT 
Is OurLeona Dark Willow?
Originally Posted by MaggieMcGee:
“Not appreciating the lack of appreciation of Gleb.
”
“Not appreciating the lack of appreciation of Gleb.
Spoiler
It's alright, he has more than enough for the rest of us
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
It's going to happen isn't it
Still awaiting Monkseal's apology for likening Shimmy Jimmy to the glorious Spike
You're right sorry, James at least has a London accent that doesn't sound like Crocodile Dundee ****ing a wasp.
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
Pissing myself laughing. Post of the series, dahhhhhhling.
Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
“Gleb's showdance:
Dry ice swirls. The opening chords of "I Am The One and Only" swell majestically, though not as majestically as Gleb's heart at the sight of himself clad only in leather shorts reflected in the fifteen mirrors strategically placed around the dance floor.
Through the smoke he emerges...slowly, on all fours, like the pinnacle of evolution casting the ooze from the primal swamp from his feet. And there he remains, writhing, caressing the floor, undulating his body across its scuffed and hallowed boards. Never before were dancer and dance floor welded together in such symmetry, such symbiosis. Women in the first three rows faint clean away as Gleb Special is followed by Gleb Even More Special and Gleb So Special It's Banned In Sixteen Countries.
And then, with a final frenzied Flying Teabag at his own myriad reflections, it is over. He lies, panting, absorbing the crescendo of applause. Fire crews around Elstree are mobilised. Tess rings Vernon and tells him she is divorcing him. All the pros start spontaneously speaking Russian. Bruno has an unfortunate accident under the desk. Darcey's mascara streams down her face as she stabs her scoring pad screaming "why doesn't this go up to twenty???" Len's face turns a peculiar colour as his walnuts finally pickle themselves.
Gleb rises and approaches the judges. After some moments, only Craig is capable of speech.
"That was uh-may-zing dahling, although for me it lacked drama. Just one question...where's Anita?"
Gleb's brows furrow, as if trying to recall a distant memory.
"Anita?"”
Paints a truly repulsive and barf-inducing picture, but this is brilliant
DB, you rock!
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...”
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...
”
He still has a big following.
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...”
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...
”
My heart belongs to Aljaž.
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...”
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...
”
Yeah you're right, he's not really shit, we just can't cope with that much beauty in one go 🙄🙄🙄😜
Originally Posted by sofakat:
“Paints a truly repulsive and barf-inducing picture, but this is brilliant DB, you rock!”
“Paints a truly repulsive and barf-inducing picture, but this is brilliant
DB, you rock!”
May I ask you a question please, because I really don't know?
Are these random displays of gusset a usual part of the dance?
I was looking for something last night on you tube and happened upon Nicole Scherzinger's "AT" (quotes in case it really wasn't one as you would define it) and saw an awful lot more of her undercarriage than I wanted to, so felt after the Anita lift as well that I should ask
Originally Posted by cavalli:
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...”
“Why do I get the feeling that all these Gleb unappreciators are protesting just a leetle bit too much...
”
Pretty as he is, a tendency to sexually molest flooring has always been a bit of a deal breaker for me
Originally Posted by Lesley H:
“May I ask you a question please, because I really don't know?
Are these random displays of gusset a usual part of the dance?
I was looking for something last night on you tube and happened upon Nicole Scherzinger's "AT" (quotes in case it really wasn't one as you would define it) and saw an awful lot more of her undercarriage than I wanted to, so felt after the Anita lift as well that I should ask”
“May I ask you a question please, because I really don't know?
Are these random displays of gusset a usual part of the dance?
I was looking for something last night on you tube and happened upon Nicole Scherzinger's "AT" (quotes in case it really wasn't one as you would define it) and saw an awful lot more of her undercarriage than I wanted to, so felt after the Anita lift as well that I should ask”
IF Kristina is involved you get gusset flashing whatever the dance, but as to how relevant it is to AT I don't know. There were far too many lifts in general though in that dance, I thought it should be a maximum of three, that dance had 6.
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“IF Kristina is involved you get gusset flashing whatever the dance, but as to how relevant it is to AT I don't know. There were far too many lifts in general though in that dance, I thought it should be a maximum of three, that dance had 6.”
“IF Kristina is involved you get gusset flashing whatever the dance, but as to how relevant it is to AT I don't know. There were far too many lifts in general though in that dance, I thought it should be a maximum of three, that dance had 6.”
The Tom and Camilla tribute lift was a nice touch, though
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“IF Kristina is involved you get gusset flashing whatever the dance, but as to how relevant it is to AT I don't know. There were far too many lifts in general though in that dance, I thought it should be a maximum of three, that dance had 6.”
“IF Kristina is involved you get gusset flashing whatever the dance, but as to how relevant it is to AT I don't know. There were far too many lifts in general though in that dance, I thought it should be a maximum of three, that dance had 6.”
Mostly with legs akimbo and feet pointing in different directions.
Originally Posted by bornfree:
“He still has a big following.”
“He still has a big following.”
I follow him, for not altogether fan reasons.
But then, I'm always up for a laugh.
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Pretty as he is, a tendency to sexually molest flooring has always been a bit of a deal breaker for me”
“Pretty as he is, a tendency to sexually molest flooring has always been a bit of a deal breaker for me”
But what if you're on the floor too?
Originally Posted by bornfree:
“He still has a big following.”
“He still has a big following.”
I can't wait to see it in his Showdance
Originally Posted by MaggieMcGee:
“But what if you're on the floor too?”
“But what if you're on the floor too?
”
No, sorry, honestly does nothing for me at all, i can see he's pretty but, unlike the floor, my ovaries are completely unmolested
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“No, sorry, honestly does nothing for me at all, i can see he's pretty but, unlike the floor, my ovaries are completely unmolested”
“No, sorry, honestly does nothing for me at all, i can see he's pretty but, unlike the floor, my ovaries are completely unmolested”
Fair enough.
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