I pointed out to the Strictly fans in my uni's LGBT+ Society that Katie, being incredibly drunk all of the time, is really just us in 25 years time, and now she'll be getting about 60 extra votes each week. 
This is Most Definitely Not An Appreciation Thread - Part 23
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Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
I really need to lie down in a darkened room with a very large brandy nearby, that thought has made me feel quite ill. Perhaps therapy is available
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Does she have 40 email accounts???? Or just a hideous phone bill?”
“Does she have 40 email accounts???? Or just a hideous phone bill?”
Phone bill.
Originally Posted by Lesley H:
“I really need to lie down in a darkened room with a very large brandy nearby, that thought has made me feel quite ill. Perhaps therapy is available”
“I really need to lie down in a darkened room with a very large brandy nearby, that thought has made me feel quite ill. Perhaps therapy is available
”
Welcome to the club!
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
Oh cheers
I've only just recovered from the images of Kevin shagging from the other day. MOAR GIN!
Originally Posted by Lesley H:
“I really need to lie down in a darkened room with a very large brandy nearby, that thought has made me feel quite ill. Perhaps therapy is available”
“I really need to lie down in a darkened room with a very large brandy nearby, that thought has made me feel quite ill. Perhaps therapy is available
”
Eeeek!! Where's the brain bleach? There really isn't enough sloe gin in the world....
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Oh cheers I've only just recovered from the images of Kevin shagging from the other day.
MOAR GIN!”
“Oh cheers
I've only just recovered from the images of Kevin shagging from the other day. MOAR GIN!”
Originally Posted by LukaForever:
“Eeeek!! Where's the brain bleach? There really isn't enough sloe gin in the world....”
“Eeeek!! Where's the brain bleach? There really isn't enough sloe gin in the world....
”
Gin won't touch it. I've sent Tom out for emergency supplies of Knockeen Hills Poteen - Gold Extra Strength.
”
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“With a rumba? Added to that the poor cow is following a Jay rumba, just like she had to follow the Jay jive, bless her.
Also, poor Katie in a battle of the charlestons with Jay. She's old enough to be his mum and she's lumbered with Anton, so not King of the Latin who has an utter disdain for charleston and lifts Katie like the old man from Up. It's going to be epic ”
“With a rumba?
Added to that the poor cow is following a Jay rumba, just like she had to follow the Jay jive, bless her. Also, poor Katie in a battle of the charlestons with Jay.
She's old enough to be his mum and she's lumbered with Anton, so not King of the Latin who has an utter disdain for charleston and lifts Katie like the old man from Up. It's going to be epic ”
I was just wondering who she might trounce in the DO if Georgia gets a sympathy bounce?
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
“Now can't shake the mental image of Anton performing some athletic feat of sexual prowess and ending it by saying 'Ha ha! Marvellous!'”
Really?
Was that absolutely necessary?
So far this series my senses have been assaulted by Iwan, Daniel hip-swivelling, Peter flinging his groin about, Gleb floor bothering and a deeply unsavoury image of Kevin shagging.
And now Anton. Vertical Anton is bad enough, but the thought of a horizontal Anton is just not on.
again.
Aljaz wins brownie points with me (maybe not with Gleb & Anita ) for "they've all been dancing for a while now"
) for "they've all been dancing for a while now"
Seriously unappreciating these three windbags flapping their gums on ITT...especially that vile harridan Nina Myscow.
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Oh God. More Anita love. Did you know she's never danced before??”
“Oh God. More Anita love. Did you know she's never danced before??”
See above comment from Gleb
Originally Posted by kittenkong42:
“Aljaz wins brownie points with me (maybe not with Gleb & Anita) for "they've all been dancing for a while now"”
“Aljaz wins brownie points with me (maybe not with Gleb & Anita
) for "they've all been dancing for a while now"”
Yes.... That was a subtle dig at the non dancer self pomotion strategy.... Good on Aljaz. Smart and hot.
Originally Posted by DeltaBlues:
“Seriously unappreciating these three windbags flapping their gums on ITT...especially that vile harridan Nina Myscow.”
“Seriously unappreciating these three windbags flapping their gums on ITT...especially that vile harridan Nina Myscow.”
She's like a human dementor, to borrow from TTF's mental toy box..
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“Yes.... That was a subtle dig at the non dancer self pomotion strategy.... Good on Aljaz. Smart and hot.”
“Yes.... That was a subtle dig at the non dancer self pomotion strategy.... Good on Aljaz. Smart and hot.”
Heh heh, sneaky Aljaz. Jesus, it's the Anita push on ITT this week then 🙄
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“Heh heh, sneaky Aljaz. Jesus, it's the Anita push on ITT this week then 🙄”
“Heh heh, sneaky Aljaz. Jesus, it's the Anita push on ITT this week then 🙄”
Plus ca change...
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“FFS. Anita or Katie to win. Snorts and flounces...”
“FFS. Anita or Katie to win. Snorts and flounces...”
They're struggling for Kellie fans then.
Those journalists were worse than useless
Originally Posted by MorticiaA:
“She's like a human dementor, to borrow from TTF's mental toy box..”
“She's like a human dementor, to borrow from TTF's mental toy box..”
I remember her from the New Faces panel years ago - she's not improved any
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“They're struggling for Kellie fans then.
Those journalists were worse than useless”
“They're struggling for Kellie fans then.
Those journalists were worse than useless”
It must be time to deploy the Matt Dawson Supported By the ITT Christmas Tree trophy
Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“They're struggling for Kellie fans then.
Those journalists were worse than useless”
“They're struggling for Kellie fans then.
Those journalists were worse than useless”
The FECKING teapot probably supports Kellie.
Originally Posted by Mrs Spratt:
“I don't think long floaty dress + wig + hat really makes Katie into Sally Bowles (or Liza Minelli) but I thought it was one of her better dances - I'm generally underwhelmed by her.
Given Jay's leg mobility - he's sort of the anti-Peter - I'd expect him to be able to do a good Charleston, and probably, like Louis Smith, suddenly produce 'character' in abundance when freed up from trying to convey deep emotion while keeping everything else together. Have never understood their obsession with his ickle face. I know it's his 'journey' but half of them are doing odd things with their face, not least King of Performance (according to the judges) Peter, who used to dance with his tongue hanging out half the time!”
“I don't think long floaty dress + wig + hat really makes Katie into Sally Bowles (or Liza Minelli) but I thought it was one of her better dances - I'm generally underwhelmed by her.
Given Jay's leg mobility - he's sort of the anti-Peter - I'd expect him to be able to do a good Charleston, and probably, like Louis Smith, suddenly produce 'character' in abundance when freed up from trying to convey deep emotion while keeping everything else together. Have never understood their obsession with his ickle face. I know it's his 'journey' but half of them are doing odd things with their face, not least King of Performance (according to the judges) Peter, who used to dance with his tongue hanging out half the time!”
Used to remind me of a labrador hanging out of a car window
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