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The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱
And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱 Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢 |
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It's the faces. Oh, the faces. *rocks*
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The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱
And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱 Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢 Not much for Kev Mr Literal Choreography to work with. I suppose Kellie could start sat on the stairs, crying and then Kev comes on dressed as a Lark or something
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Oh bloody hell - first NotClooney's cha cha now this. Are people trying to give me nightmares?
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Who is Notclooney please????
![]() NotClooney is Lisa Snowdon, so called as she is an ex girlfriend of George Clooney and was (I think) keen to marry him and never did, hence not Clooney. |
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Who is Notclooney please????
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Who is Notclooney please????
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Who is Notclooney please????
Much was made of her being George Clooney's ex. Engagement heavily rumoured at one stage, but it was in his altar dodging days and she remained NotClooney. |
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Who is Notclooney please????
Lisa Snowdon, she was famous for not being George Clooney's girlfriend back then |
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off
I've no idea .
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I think we need to compile a glossary.
![]() NotClooney is Lisa Snowdon, so called as she is an ex girlfriend of George Clooney and was (I think) keen to marry him and never did, hence not Clooney.
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off
I've no idea .I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay. Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia, Katie takes Anita. |
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off
I've no idea . |
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Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay. Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia, Katie takes Anita. .
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Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay. Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia, Katie takes Anita. anything can happen on the night. They could very well vote for Kellie. I think that the decision can go either way.
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I'm trying to think of as many as I can
Norman Deadan - Scott Maslen Funnityfunfun - Lisa Riley Rachbot - Rachel Stevens Gavbot - Gavin Henson, but we often talk about Gavin's ickle face Dr Hamela - Pamela Stephenson Smug Vicar - Tom Chambers Smug Farmer - Matt Baker NotClooney - Lisa Snowdon Austinwozrobbed - was the original, but we've now added Colinwozrobbed, Denisewozrobbed and now Helenwozrobbed Donovator, Donobot or Greyson - all Jason Donovan, the most earnest man in the world and we all used to fall off to sleep every time he appeared on ITT Shimmy Jimmy Jordan - James Jordan Chelseepet - was not the first pet but she was the one thought of with the most affection until Jaypet I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them. Eta: I forgot TTF and his wife the goat wrangler Kevin is tiny tree frog after the dance where he was Indiana Jones and looked like a frog jumping from lily to lily and Karen dances like she's wrangling goats with her legs |
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And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is
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And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is
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I'm trying to think of as many as I can
Norman Deadan - Scott Maslen Funnityfunfun - Lisa Riley Rachbot - Rachel Stevens Gavbot - Gavin Henson, but we often talk about Gavin's ickle face Dr Hamela - Pamela Stephenson Smug Vicar - Tom Chambers Smug Farmer - Matt Baker NotClooney - Lisa Snowdon Austinwozrobbed - was the original, but we've now added Colinwozrobbed, Denisewozrobbed and now Helenwozrobbed Donovator, Donobot or Greyson - all Jason Donovan, the most earnest man in the world and we all used to fall off to sleep every time he appeared on ITT Shimmy Jimmy Jordan - James Jordan Chelseepet - was not the first pet but she was the one thought of with the most affection until Jaypet I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them. Tittarubba Volderumba I'm sure there are loads more, also need to add Kerplunk. Natasha kaplinsky |
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Also neede is a glossary of terms :-
Tittarubba Volderumba I'm sure there are loads more, also need to add Kerplunk. Natasha kaplinsky And Vorderumba is the rumba that Carol Vorderman did by which all dance faces are measured. Anita got close with her paso but just wasn't horrific enough. 😉 Oh, Smugsanna is Susanna Reid. |
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Dancing Wardrobe - Darren Gough.
The Hello Ducky Shimmy - Matt Dawson move comprising of a shimmy with back to camera and a coy look over shoulder. Not for the faint hearted or delicate of stomach. |
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Auntie Debs - Deborah Meadon
Honarary DOT - Holly Valance, Judy Murray Brenda - Brendan |
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That's a real shame if true.
Especially as it was a dance Georgia was really looking forward to!I bloody hope G&G don't fall foul of the curse of the cha cha, I'm scared now. If I lose Georgia AND Helen before the final and Anita NDB goes through, I will sulk until the next series starts at least! Quote:
![]() Is this a thing? ![]() Pixie and Jake were my faves last year, both got eliminated on a CCC in consecutive weeks so I'm a bit paranoid about it now, especially at this late stage. |
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Auntie Debs - Deborah Meadon
Honarary DOT - Holly Valance, Judy Murray Brenda - Brendan BOD is Ann Widdicombe, the Bosom of Doom Blulu is Bloody Lulu |
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Scott Maslen.
Regarding the Gee Gee's change of dance, I'm more inclined to think that with the workload of two dances this week, Giovanni would much prefer to teach her a dance he knows inside out then have to learn the AT himself and then try and teach Georgia with no guarantee of it being a knock out. Being prudent and all that. Quote:
The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱
And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱 Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢 I am going to start practicing my cringe in the mirror. Just the idea of Kellie and Kevin trying to look 'sexual' = Quote:
And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is
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Especially as it was a dance Georgia was really looking forward to!