Oh bloody hell - first NotClooney's cha cha now this. Are people trying to give me nightmares?

It's the faces. Oh, the faces. *rocks*

I'm assuming it will be the Eva Cassidy version not the Fleetwood Mac/Christie McVey one?

Not much for Kev Mr Literal Choreography to work with. I suppose Kellie could start sat on the stairs, crying and then Kev comes on dressed as a Lark or something

Who is Notclooney please????

I think we need to compile a glossary.

NotClooney is Lisa Snowdon, so called as she is an ex girlfriend of George Clooney and was (I think) keen to marry him and never did, hence not Clooney.

I have no idea!!!!

Lisa Snowdon.

Lisa Snowdon.
Much was made of her being George Clooney's ex.
Engagement heavily rumoured at one stage, but it was in his altar dodging days and she remained NotClooney.

Lisa Snowdon, she was famous for not being George Clooney's girlfriend back then

Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off I've no idea .

Thank you all for replying. That makes sense. Wish I had found this forum much earlier

Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay.
Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia,
Katie takes Anita.

Georgia. She could perform either dance imo and still woop Kellie's arse.

And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is .

I agree but I don't trust the judges anything can happen on the night. They could very well vote for Kellie. I think that the decision can go either way.

I'm trying to think of as many as I can

Norman Deadan - Scott Maslen
Funnityfunfun - Lisa Riley
Rachbot - Rachel Stevens
Gavbot - Gavin Henson, but we often talk about Gavin's ickle face
Dr Hamela - Pamela Stephenson
Smug Vicar - Tom Chambers
Smug Farmer - Matt Baker
NotClooney - Lisa Snowdon
Austinwozrobbed - was the original, but we've now added Colinwozrobbed, Denisewozrobbed and now Helenwozrobbed
Donovator, Donobot or Greyson - all Jason Donovan, the most earnest man in the world and we all used to fall off to sleep every time he appeared on ITT
Shimmy Jimmy Jordan - James Jordan
Chelseepet - was not the first pet but she was the one thought of with the most affection until Jaypet

I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them.

Eta: I forgot TTF and his wife the goat wrangler

Kevin is tiny tree frog after the dance where he was Indiana Jones and looked like a frog jumping from lily to lily and Karen dances like she's wrangling goats with her legs

I wish, oops , did I say that aloud

Also neede is a glossary of terms :-

Tittarubba
Volderumba

I'm sure there are loads more, also need to add

Kerplunk. Natasha kaplinsky

Tittarubba is the really awkward smoothing her hands down the body move that Emma Bunton did in her, I think, rumba, it was excruciating.

And Vorderumba is the rumba that Carol Vorderman did by which all dance faces are measured. Anita got close with her paso but just wasn't horrific enough. 😉


Oh, Smugsanna is Susanna Reid.

Dancing Wardrobe - Darren Gough.

The Hello Ducky Shimmy - Matt Dawson move comprising of a shimmy with back to camera and a coy look over shoulder. Not for the faint hearted or delicate of stomach.

Auntie Debs - Deborah Meadon
Honarary DOT - Holly Valance, Judy Murray
Brenda - Brendan

It is in my head - not sure about others.

Pixie and Jake were my faves last year, both got eliminated on a CCC in consecutive weeks so I'm a bit paranoid about it now, especially at this late stage.

BOD is Ann Widdicombe, the Bosom of Doom

Blulu is Bloody Lulu

I feel that the AT's we've seen on this series have been very hit and miss so going for a dance he knows way better is the logical way to go. And after the dressing down he got from Len over his rumba content maybe he wasn't feeling so sure about their execution of an AT (and I know that outsiders choreograph the AT's - but if he's not feeling it, he's not feeling it)


BIB the words Kevin and sex appeal do not comprehend - neither Kellie or Kevin speak sex appeal.

I am going to start practicing my cringe in the mirror. Just the idea of Kellie and Kevin trying to look 'sexual' =



You sure did!!!