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Old 09-12-2015, 00:04
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The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱

And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱

Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢
Oh bloody hell - first NotClooney's cha cha now this. Are people trying to give me nightmares?
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:07
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It's the faces. Oh, the faces. *rocks*
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:18
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The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱

And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱

Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢
I'm assuming it will be the Eva Cassidy version not the Fleetwood Mac/Christie McVey one?

Not much for Kev Mr Literal Choreography to work with. I suppose Kellie could start sat on the stairs, crying and then Kev comes on dressed as a Lark or something
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:19
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Oh bloody hell - first NotClooney's cha cha now this. Are people trying to give me nightmares?
Who is Notclooney please????
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:21
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Who is Notclooney please????
I think we need to compile a glossary.

NotClooney is Lisa Snowdon, so called as she is an ex girlfriend of George Clooney and was (I think) keen to marry him and never did, hence not Clooney.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:21
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Who is Notclooney please????
I have no idea!!!!
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:22
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Who is Notclooney please????
Lisa Snowdon.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:23
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Who is Notclooney please????
Lisa Snowdon.
Much was made of her being George Clooney's ex.
Engagement heavily rumoured at one stage, but it was in his altar dodging days and she remained NotClooney.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:25
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Who is Notclooney please????


Lisa Snowdon, she was famous for not being George Clooney's girlfriend back then
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:27
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off I've no idea .
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:27
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I think we need to compile a glossary.

NotClooney is Lisa Snowdon, so called as she is an ex girlfriend of George Clooney and was (I think) keen to marry him and never did, hence not Clooney.
Thank you all for replying. That makes sense. Wish I had found this forum much earlier
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:29
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off I've no idea .
Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay.
Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia,
Katie takes Anita.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:30
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Who will win a Georgia vs kellie dance-off I've no idea .
Georgia. She could perform either dance imo and still woop Kellie's arse.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:31
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Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay.
Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia,
Katie takes Anita.
And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is .
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:32
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Georgia.
I think in Strictly Top Trumps, Georgia takes anyone but Jay.
Kellie anyone but Jay and Georgia,
Katie takes Anita.
I agree but I don't trust the judges anything can happen on the night. They could very well vote for Kellie. I think that the decision can go either way.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:33
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I'm trying to think of as many as I can

Norman Deadan - Scott Maslen
Funnityfunfun - Lisa Riley
Rachbot - Rachel Stevens
Gavbot - Gavin Henson, but we often talk about Gavin's ickle face
Dr Hamela - Pamela Stephenson
Smug Vicar - Tom Chambers
Smug Farmer - Matt Baker
NotClooney - Lisa Snowdon
Austinwozrobbed - was the original, but we've now added Colinwozrobbed, Denisewozrobbed and now Helenwozrobbed
Donovator, Donobot or Greyson - all Jason Donovan, the most earnest man in the world and we all used to fall off to sleep every time he appeared on ITT
Shimmy Jimmy Jordan - James Jordan
Chelseepet - was not the first pet but she was the one thought of with the most affection until Jaypet

I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them.

Eta: I forgot TTF and his wife the goat wrangler

Kevin is tiny tree frog after the dance where he was Indiana Jones and looked like a frog jumping from lily to lily and Karen dances like she's wrangling goats with her legs
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:33
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And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is .
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:33
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And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is .
I wish, oops , did I say that aloud
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:38
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I'm trying to think of as many as I can

Norman Deadan - Scott Maslen
Funnityfunfun - Lisa Riley
Rachbot - Rachel Stevens
Gavbot - Gavin Henson, but we often talk about Gavin's ickle face
Dr Hamela - Pamela Stephenson
Smug Vicar - Tom Chambers
Smug Farmer - Matt Baker
NotClooney - Lisa Snowdon
Austinwozrobbed - was the original, but we've now added Colinwozrobbed, Denisewozrobbed and now Helenwozrobbed
Donovator, Donobot or Greyson - all Jason Donovan, the most earnest man in the world and we all used to fall off to sleep every time he appeared on ITT
Shimmy Jimmy Jordan - James Jordan
Chelseepet - was not the first pet but she was the one thought of with the most affection until Jaypet

I'm sure I've forgotten a lot of them.
Also neede is a glossary of terms :-

Tittarubba
Volderumba

I'm sure there are loads more, also need to add

Kerplunk. Natasha kaplinsky
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:41
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Also neede is a glossary of terms :-

Tittarubba
Volderumba

I'm sure there are loads more, also need to add

Kerplunk. Natasha kaplinsky
Tittarubba is the really awkward smoothing her hands down the body move that Emma Bunton did in her, I think, rumba, it was excruciating.

And Vorderumba is the rumba that Carol Vorderman did by which all dance faces are measured. Anita got close with her paso but just wasn't horrific enough. 😉


Oh, Smugsanna is Susanna Reid.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:41
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Dancing Wardrobe - Darren Gough.

The Hello Ducky Shimmy - Matt Dawson move comprising of a shimmy with back to camera and a coy look over shoulder. Not for the faint hearted or delicate of stomach.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:41
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Auntie Debs - Deborah Meadon
Honarary DOT - Holly Valance, Judy Murray
Brenda - Brendan
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:43
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That's a real shame if true. Especially as it was a dance Georgia was really looking forward to!

I bloody hope G&G don't fall foul of the curse of the cha cha, I'm scared now. If I lose Georgia AND Helen before the final and Anita NDB goes through, I will sulk until the next series starts at least!


Is this a thing?
It is in my head - not sure about others.

Pixie and Jake were my faves last year, both got eliminated on a CCC in consecutive weeks so I'm a bit paranoid about it now, especially at this late stage.
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:43
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Auntie Debs - Deborah Meadon
Honarary DOT - Holly Valance, Judy Murray
Brenda - Brendan


BOD is Ann Widdicombe, the Bosom of Doom

Blulu is Bloody Lulu
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Old 09-12-2015, 00:44
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Scott Maslen.

Regarding the Gee Gee's change of dance, I'm more inclined to think that with the workload of two dances this week, Giovanni would much prefer to teach her a dance he knows inside out then have to learn the AT himself and then try and teach Georgia with no guarantee of it being a knock out. Being prudent and all that.
I feel that the AT's we've seen on this series have been very hit and miss so going for a dance he knows way better is the logical way to go. And after the dressing down he got from Len over his rumba content maybe he wasn't feeling so sure about their execution of an AT (and I know that outsiders choreograph the AT's - but if he's not feeling it, he's not feeling it)

The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱

And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱

Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢
BIB the words Kevin and sex appeal do not comprehend - neither Kellie or Kevin speak sex appeal.

I am going to start practicing my cringe in the mirror. Just the idea of Kellie and Kevin trying to look 'sexual' =

And Jay takes all other women like the shagmonster he is .
I wish, oops , did I say that aloud
You sure did!!!
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