Originally Posted by Alli-F:
“The Kellie who dances with all of the subtlety and grace of a drunk being thrown out of a pub at closing time you mean? 😱
And choreographed by Kevin with all of the sensuality and sex appeal of Boris Johnson in speedos? 😱
Yep, it's going to be epic and not in a good way, plus she'll be dressed in a housecoat, curlers and furry slippers with a fag dangling from her mouth. I'm welling up already 😢😢😢”
Reading this before breakfast explains the phrase "Morning sickness"
Originally Posted by perdiedumpling:
“Ann Widdecombe is that Widdecombe woman to me. I do not defile the initials BOD with her.
There was something about Harry being a geography teacher? Or was it just that he seemed to be rather geography-teacherish at heart?
What was Denise Van Outen? I remember DeKnees, but I'm sure there was more to it than that.”
Denise Van Ringer ("I only sat on a chair")
Originally Posted by
coppertop1:
“The question is,
Is this how Karen sees him in her head?
Or
Is this how Kevin sees him in his head and has managed to hypnotise Karen to see him like this?
Or
Is this the real Kevin and he hides behind SCD Kevin as he knows the real Kevin, one dressed like this would be laughed off SCD as an idiot?
Given what we have seen of his goth stage photos I am going towards option 3 and SCD is a carefully contrived persona to hide behind. But really YUK what the hell!
No wonder he doesn't dare bring this persona to work and has to be perennially twee as to do anything else would be too scary
”
I remember the vid of him proposing to Karen on stage and he was in this full length stormtrooper black leather coat - he just looked rather silly, as though he were furtively trying on the cool boy's coat before the cool boy came back and caught him.
That Fail pic of him in black leather is faintly disturbing, its crinkly texture reminds me of a pair of black vinyl "kinky boots" which I had in the 4th year of junior school (obligatory wear in 1972 - the cool girls had white ones) mum was no doubt relieved they were cheaper than leather so overrode her usual objection to anything "trendy" but the downside was that the feet couldn't breathe so they soon developed a not so trendy smell.