I was too busy teaching my Huskys to sing Canto Della Terra whilst ice skating a daring routine around the Earl of Glenshie . (its what he said he was in the pub inbetween fights and drinks. (( hey ho its expected now from faux society royalty with asperations to be famous)) .
Thing is do I have to declare that ive rigged the huskys up with loudspeakers and playing the version by the Poggles. Is swearing and fantasy storys allowed on ITV by the earl?? He likes to eat raw grouse to show off his classy breeding but insist when he does he must be wearing a kilt to show off his legs.
So if I manage to get to the auditions do you think ill win ?
