The episodes from now on:
Ant and Dec: [insert old Mike and Bernie Winters dialogue here]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Scenes of people hugging and laughing.]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
Duncan: Itsamurburraatmaseeranoodacammeradoonnow!
[Scenes of people hugging and crying]
Tony: I love ladies, me, and I'm so caring, I really hope all children of the world are happy and healthy. They're the future. Have I left anything out? World peace. That's about it. I can't wait to listen to Marvin all night long. Hank Marvin, of course. I was on Masterchef, you know!
[Shot of Ferne's cleavage whilst she talks about something or other]
Tony: I hope everyone is happy and healthy. I love you all. I hold doors open for ladies, I do - this much is true!
Ant and Dec: [Insert old Cannon and Ball dialogue here]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Shot of young kid with thick hair. He is either laughing or crying]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Two people walk off and do a pointless task which takes much longer than you'd like. They have a chance of a chocolate biscuit. They don't get it.]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Scenes of people hugging and singing]
Duncan: Ayewunnaeetadupfriedmarsbarazoonapussable.
Ant and Dec: [Insert Hale and Pace dialogue here]
A nation falls asleep.