Originally Posted by Hyram Fyram:
“The episodes from now on:
Ant and Dec: [insert old Mike and Bernie Winters dialogue here]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Scenes of people hugging and laughing.]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
Duncan: Itsamurburraatmaseeranoodacammeradoonnow!
[Scenes of people hugging and crying]
Tony: I love ladies, me, and I'm so caring, I really hope all children of the world are happy and healthy. They're the future. Have I left anything out? World peace. That's about it. I can't wait to listen to Marvin all night long. Hank Marvin, of course. I was on Masterchef, you know!
[Shot of Ferne's cleavage whilst she talks about something or other]
Tony: I hope everyone is happy and healthy. I love you all. I hold doors open for ladies, I do - this much is true!
Ant and Dec: [Insert old Cannon and Ball dialogue here]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Shot of young kid with thick hair. He is either laughing or crying]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Two people walk off and do a pointless task which takes much longer than you'd like. They have a chance of a chocolate biscuit. They don't get it.]
Vicky: Blah blah blah blah, wye-aye, man!
[Scenes of people hugging and singing]
Duncan: Ayewunnaeetadupfriedmarsbarazoonapussable.
Ant and Dec: [Insert Hale and Pace dialogue here]
A nation falls asleep.”
You forgot the letters from home bit
I imagine tears from tony after a letter from his kids, creepy Duncan with a letter from his 'girlfriend', George crying with a letter from his mum swiftly followed by Jorgie swamping him in her boobs
Vickys mum saying how proud she is of her now shes not having sex on telly
and so on and so forth