Tonys wish list - cringeworthy or what?

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acid rain

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by viva.espana:
“I wonder if David Attenborough is worried now that Tony 'I love lizards an' crocodiles an' that, I love all the animals' Hadley has expressed an interest in presenting a wildlife programme?

I was indifferent to TH prior to IAC, not my musical taste, but thought he was an ok bloke. He really has excelled in showing just how lumpen and limited he is.”

He might make a documentary on foxes.

revolver44

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Mykey38:
“Since you know both his height and weight perhaps you can tell us all what his BMI is?”

What's that, his Big Mac Index? About 5 a night

acid rain

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Scamps8:
“I was pretty amazed all the younger campmates knew the words to True and sung along. 80's music must still be liked and influential. Can't see people singing along to one direction in 30 years time.”

I'd be more surprised if they didn't. It still gets played on radio stations all the time, and wedding receptions, and their parents might have a lot of Spandau Ballet cds.

Plus, I seem to remember Marks and Spencer using it in their adverts a few years ago.

Mykey38

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by revolver44:
“What's that, his Big Mac Index? About 5 a night ”

Very good.

How about his Body Mass Index.?

revolver44

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Mykey38:
“Very good.

How about his Body Mass Index.?”

About 75% lard?

Lisa670

05-12-2015

I can't believe that "lazy fat slob" Tony is off working again on Tuesday. What a lazy buffoon he is

Fairy Wings

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Stockingfiller:
“That's what I said. " He wouldn't look petite even if he was thin".”

Got you now. Too tall to be petite, but i dont think anyone thought he was petite? The adjective was large?

Fairy Wings

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by revolver44:
“About 75% lard?”

Stockingfiller

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Fairy Wings:
“But petite is small in stature so even if he was skin & bone ( hence nephew as an example) Tony cannot, ever, be described, as petite. ”

No. Petite does, mean small in stature in terms of dress sizes. It also means small in a more general sense, in French. For example, a small/petit cabbage doesn't mean a short, cabbage. A petit/ small cup of coffee doesn't mean a short, cup of coffee.

calamity

05-12-2015

Tonys been married twice and has five children..

Hadley is the father of five children: Thomas, Toni and Mackenzie with his first wife, Leonie Lawson,[28] then Zara (born 21 December 2006) and Genevieve (born 6 February 2012) with Alison Evers, whom he married in July 2009 at Cliveden House.[29] Hadley split from Leonie in 2003, after twenty years of marriage. Hadley lives in Buckinghamshire with wife Alison and his youngest two children, Zara and Genevieve.

sutie

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Penny Crayon:
“Exactly but .....it's much more fun to have a dig at Tony it seems.”

It's like a fun new hobby for some. Like the mean girls at high school picking on the perfectly pleasant ginger kid simply because they can.

sorcha_healy27

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by sutie:
“It's like a fun new hobby for some. Like the mean girls at high school picking on the perfectly pleasant ginger kid simply because they can.”

It's acceptable to call a woman an old hag but not ok to call Tony fat. Right then.

BlueStreak

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“

It's acceptable to call a woman an old hag but not ok to call Tony fat. Right then.”

Apparently so Sorcha.

From those that berate Lady C for her name calling, who then in turn use terms like, old witch, hag etc.

You couldn't make it up could you.

Mykey38

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by sorcha_healy27:
“

It's acceptable to call a woman an old hag but not ok to call Tony fat. Right then.”

No it's not acceptable call CC an old hag and the poster that used that phrase should be ashamed, as should the posters who post similar abuse about other celebrities either left in or evicted as it just shows a complete lack of class.

Mykey38

05-12-2015

As I haven't had mine either in sunny Dudley

40-40J's

05-12-2015

Tony could be offered a role as a Bell boy or chambermaid in an up and coming movie - I wonder if he'll turn it down

postit

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by 40-40J's:
“Tony could be offered a role as a Bell boy or chambermaid in an up and coming movie - I wonder if he'll turn it down ?”

He must be a shoe-in for Panto. Buttons anyone?

Dejavu

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by lightdragon:
“I always thought he was a poor man's Bryan Ferry. Aww thems were good times.

Looking back, after they did the whole tartan thing, it did start to look more and more like Ferry was a big influence. ”

Lol now that makes me think of the Bay City Rollers

ageappropriate

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by postit:
“He must be a shoe-in for Panto. Buttons anyone?”

Humpty Dumpty?

postit

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by Lisa670:
“I can't believe that "lazy fat slob" Tony is off working again on Tuesday. What a lazy buffoon he is ”

Maybe it's his day to sign on?

anne_666

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by pingolian:
“Tony sitting on a log reeling off a list of what he wants to do next was embarrassing.

Dubbed over using a Haribo kids voice would have made it funny maybe.

A quick look at his web site exposes just how delusional he is.

Hope he goes today.”

He's said he's not not happy and he won't be until he acknowledges his mediocre talent and stops being so unrealistic. His 5 minutes of "fame" 30 years ago clearly went to his head and ruined his happiness because he's delusional and unable to deal with his own reality.
He's nothing more than an average ageing club singer.

anne_666

05-12-2015

Originally Posted by BlueStreak:
“Apparently so Sorcha.

From those that berate Lady C for her name calling, who then in turn use terms like, old witch, hag etc.

You couldn't make it up could you.

”

The irony and hypocrisy is amusing though.

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