How dare he, the murderable, old sexist pig, miserable idiot, vile egotistical self important gasbag, absolute are his is, pea head, lazy old git, fox hunting, Tory voting, mug holding asshole.
edit - overweight, non-masterchef winning, sexist bore.
Originally Posted by simy: “How dare he, the murderable, old sexist pig, miserable idiot, vile egotistical self important gasbag, absolute are his is, pea head, lazy old git, fox hunting, Tory voting, mug holding asshole.”
Originally Posted by simy: “How dare he, the murderable, old sexist pig, miserable idiot, vile egotistical self important gasbag, absolute are his is, pea head, lazy old git, fox hunting, Tory voting, mug holding asshole.”
It's quite right to use irony to defend this admirable human lard container with the voice that soothed the ears of so many deaf people. If only people would take off their reality glasses and see him for the multi-talented man he so obviously is not, then they'd be able to appreciate that there is nothing wrong about being a fog-horned crooner with all the vocal subtlety of John Prescott and all the charm of Ronnie Pickering.
Originally Posted by Hyram Fyram: “It's quite right to use irony to defend this admirable human lard container with the voice that soothed the ears of so many deaf people. If only people would take off their reality glasses and see him for the multi-talented man he so obviously is not, then they'd be able to appreciate that there is nothing wrong about being a fog-horned crooner with all the vocal subtlety of John Prescott and all the charm of Ronnie Pickering.”
Originally Posted by Hyram Fyram: “It's quite right to use irony to defend this admirable human lard container with the voice that soothed the ears of so many deaf people. If only people would take off their reality glasses and see him for the multi-talented man he so obviously is not, then they'd be able to appreciate that there is nothing wrong about being a fog-horned crooner with all the vocal subtlety of John Prescott and all the charm of Ronnie Pickering.”
How dare you forget to mention the volume of air he takes up, just by the act of occupying space, & thus deprives the other campmates of yet more air to breathe.
Surely, this wantonly selfish act has only served to place others at even greater risk of asphyxiation? The thoughtlessness of the man knows no bounds.
Obviously the other campmates should consider a class action lawsuit for reckless endangerment?
And he is often seen expelling this air in tuneful ways whilst his friends play instruments around him. Or sometimes they just pretend they are doing that.
Originally Posted by BabelBrook: “Well he did try and drown Duncan so he could have his share too.”
thats true, forgot about that.... then Lady C left or was forced out. so ore grub again for Tony.. its a final countdown for food..Just hope his lovely wife has plenty of Auntie Bessies toad in the hole at the ready... had to hold myself back there from a smiley.....
Originally Posted by GlenP: “How dare you forget to mention the volume of air he takes up, just by the act of occupying space, & thus deprives the other campmates of yet more air to breathe.”
Actually, scientifically, he displaces more air than more so adding to a localised compression of the air around him, meaning greater enrichment of the air for others. (Unless he farts and then that's an entirely different thing!)