Too little too late for a showmance push, George

oooh, doesn't it look great

Blasted ads first! grrr

These lot are so immature

Vicky deffo won't overact through this trial or owt.

I'd like to be firing the water cannons at them ... and throwing boulders, I mean balls.

George makes a grab for Fernes lard arse......and misses.

in the old days real celebes would of done this task....ahhhhh

He'd refuse to do it on account of the cape being just too humiliating for him to wear

I'm sure she'll be as calm as ever and her jaw can be used as an anchor.

Im really worried that without the older lot they are going to more annoying than usual

Very good.

"Wye aye, man, Fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, (vote for me, I'm down to earth!) Bykah, Bykah Grove, wye aye Spuggy, (please vote for me and fill the gaping, existential void that is my soul) We're called Jossy's Giants, football's just a branch of science, (please feed me your votes, I desperately need to win!)) The Machine Gunners "Where ya going now?", Spender, Auf Wiedersehn Pet (Vote for me), "Ooh what happened to you, whatever happened to me?" (Give me fame, celebrity, attention and money)..."Let's get ready to Rumble...etc.

Haha!

Could the water cannons wipe them all out

looking forward to this bit, it's the best part of the programme.
I want Kieron to win, getting a bit fed up of the Vicky show, think I would like her to go out next.

Of course not!

You forgot to mention Gazza

One of the worst final five in the history of the show.

Predicted "howay" and/or "why aye" count = 15

Didn't they find Celebrity Cyclone really easy last year and complete it quickly?

I hope they find it a bit harder this year!

Lol. Ok I'll go for 10. What's the prize?

There is going to be a terrible accident

Jorgie's arms aren't long enough for this.

Do they always have the flames? I can't remember.