Jay is stiff AND flaccid AND overmarked AND undermarked AND unable to emote AND the best at interpreting the emotion of a dance ever.

Helen is fake AND sincere AND bitchy AND friendly AND a beautiful dancer AND a boring dancer.

Anita is the best untrained dancer ever AND is far too good to really be untrained AND has a great relationship with Gleb AND hates Gleb AND doesn't really love dance AND is loving dancing.

Katie is smug AND sweet AND looks classy AND looks like a right cow AND is a rubbish dancer who shouldn't have got this far AND would be justified in getting to the final.

Georgia is amazing AND bland AND danced one of the best dances of the series AND all her dances have been completely forgettable AND is being protected by high marks as the judges' favourite AND is the only credible threat to Jay in the public vote.

Kellie is too competitive AND is hardworking AND is sweet when she talks about her son AND should stop moaning about never seeing her son AND never stops complaining AND just gets on with everything without complaining.

I'm glad we cleared that up.

Yep, I think you've just about covered it!

but I do love a pick n mix

I'm trying to think of something you might have left out but nope, I think you pretty much covered everything

Yes. Spot on. All options covered.

LOL - you got that right

Not to forget *insert favourite* always deserves the high marks, never deserves lower marks than anyone else and is being discriminated against if anyone else beats them

And *inserts non-favourite* is always overmarked, never deserves their good marks and everything is fixed if it goes in their favour

Fab u lous post Dah-ling
Last edited by myla5trolo : 06-12-2015 at 10:50

Spot on.

Nomination for post of the day

Post of the day!

Would "Jay is obviously shagging Aliona on the sly the dirty rat" AND "Jay is a completely sexless snot-nosed 12 year old" be too contentious?

I agree with all of that.

Of the series!

And that's before we start on the judges.

Good call.

Can I just say I'm glad Peter was out by the time I thought to compose this post...I think my typing fingers would have dropped off.

I did consider moving on to Tess and Claudia...

BIB Oh Peter . I find myself saying that a lot nowadays and I just start laughing because it reminds me of him so much

Oh I haven't laughed this much here this week as much as I did reading this thread


Brilliant Post Op.

I'd forgotten them

Still we universally love the band...so it's not all bad.

The Man In The Hat for Head Judge <3 <3 <3. The campaign starts here!

Much needed light hearted post, thanks!

*blushes*

Yes, spot on.

I'm printing the posters as we speak. Off out fly posting here in France, need something to cover the Front National ugly mugs.

Post of the day

Forum with hundreds of posters find they all have a different opinion
How very shocking.