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Old 09-12-2015, 21:24
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:24
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So instead of bars, we're giving you crumbs which will ward off cancer
They're gonna save the NHS a fortune !!!!
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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"Need more water"

"Think I need a litre after one of those!"

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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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Wait, what? They can't call it rejuvenate? It's not a claim, it's a name. Ad men pretending they don't lie. BS
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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That's where I used to get my dates from.
I got mine from Pof they were equally unsuccessful long term
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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Goodness, Charlene can hardly talk.

And she's totally lying now, she can't say they're a superfood, they CONTAIN a little bit of some.

This is a disaaaarster. She's bulling like crazy, and seems to think the panel there are massively THICK.

Dear oh dear.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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A lot more firmer.
That's where the "natural Viagra" comes in!
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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That was DREADFUL
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:25
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I know, I only had 10 jelly fruits and ended up on the bog for 12 hrs.

I'm only eating 1 a day now.

Still got a 1kg bag of cola bottles to get through.
Did you get them from Mr Simms? That's a load of cola bottles

I love jellies so got some packets of sugar free years ago, ate most of them in one go, got stomach cramp and had to lower myself to the floor, and crawled to the bog that way! Horrendous! Wouldn't touch them with a barge pole now.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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That's some fantastic gibberish
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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At the frontfore
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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I think Brett's doing ok. Shut up Claude!
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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That's where I used to get my dates from.
Their supplements are full of cheap crap and some don't have the advertised ingredients at all when tested.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Brett - waffle waffle waffle
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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These people can barely string a sentence together, let alone pitch!
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Brett channelling Stanley Unwin.

What's an "iconic vegetable"?
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Tip to Brett. Use plain language and don't talk like the speaking clock
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Why is Brett pitching? The other two, especially Vana, would be much better.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Brett and Richard looking like Corbyns minders at a Labour Party conference there
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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Gibberish Claude, he's doing my head in with all his passion!
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:26
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As for this group. 'Raw' is a huge thing at the moment.

And they COULD say that.

This chap is talking bollocks, the bars are passionate about being where they should be?

They're sentient then?

This is making me laugh
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:27
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Brett channelling Stanley Unwin.

What's an "iconic vegetable"?
Karen Brady
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:27
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Brett and Richard looking like Corbyns minders at a Labour Party conference there
I was thinking the Mitchell brothers.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:27
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Things they weren't keen on ......... all of it.
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Old 09-12-2015, 21:27
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Brett channelling Stanley Unwin.

What's an "iconic vegetable"?
A turnip that looks like a thingy.
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